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    Posted: 10 May 2010 at 9:05pm
First off, what kind of name is "zoosk?"

But, let's get to the commercial. A woman and her friends were searching the dating site for a potential date, and they look at one profile. The lady then imagines what a night with this man would be like, which ends up being a disastrous love-making attempt.

Do they think the best way to advertise their site is to say that the guys that subscribe are clumsy morons?
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Actually, they're saying that both partners were clumsy morons and that the woman was so dumb she couldn't figure out that a nice, simple bed would work just fine, so therefore she is doomed to a lifetime of relationships that go no farther than dinner dates.
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Makes sense to me.   Also how did her friends know about the nightmare make out session? Shared group mind or telepathy?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2010 at 5:44pm
Originally posted by not_a_dumb_dad not_a_dumb_dad wrote:

Makes sense to me.   Also how did her friends know about the nightmare make out session? Shared group mind or telepathy?
 
I think women share these things with each other.  Why?  I don't know.
 
 
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The brunette on the bottom far right... She's got an "Alyssa Milano" thing goin' on!
 
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LOLNo matter what, THAT commercial was funny! I'll remember IT, not the web site, nor what they are selling. 
 
 
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It is pretty funny, lol. But yeah, not a glowing endorsement for their site.
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I dunno, she seems kind of slutty to me.  Approve

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jenjen Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jun 2010 at 12:35am
Originally posted by DesertX DesertX wrote:

Do they think the best way to advertise their site is to say that the guys that subscribe are clumsy morons?
 
 
Clumsy HORNY morons!!! If all you want is a quick roll in the hay you can visit any local bar..why waste time with a website? They make women look like clumsy horny whores too!!! Call me old fashioned but a meaningful relationship and a meaningless roll in the hay are two different things!Angry
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote LilRebelChick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jun 2010 at 1:35am
Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

Originally posted by DesertX DesertX wrote:

Do they think the best way to advertise their site is to say that the guys that subscribe are clumsy morons?
 
 
Clumsy HORNY morons!!! If all you want is a quick roll in the hay you can visit any local bar..why waste time with a website? They , make women look like clumsy horny whores too!!! Call me old fashioned but a meaningful relationship and a meaningless roll in the hay are two different things!Angry


Yeah that site is gonna but a damper on my business damn it! I just found a street corner I liked too! Angry J/K I'm not a hooker but I am taking bids on my 24 year old daughter. She smells a little funny and is often uncooperative when I try to send her out but other than that she's quite a catch and not as clumsy as I am, lol.LOL LOL LOL Wink
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Family Guy episode in which daughter Meg is lamenting (to Mom Lois) the fact that a boy she likes seems to not notice her:
 
Lois:   Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg:   That's such a mom answer.
Lois:   Well, have you tried showing off the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Family Guy episode in which daughter Meg is lamenting (to Mom Lois) the fact that a boy she likes seems to not notice her:
 
Lois:   Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg:   That's such a mom answer.
Lois:   Well, have you tried showing off the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
 


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jun 2010 at 2:43am
it's not even the clumsiness that bothers me. The dude in the commercial seems like he's gonna assault her. Seriously. Watch the stance he has when he's in the bedroom. That's not a stance of a man who wants to hook up. That dude looks like he's gonna try out the latest MMA move that he learned at the gym or maybe even the stance of a man who once played outside linebacker. I was half-expecting her to break out the pepper spray on him.

At the very least, it would have made for a better commercial.
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This commercial is so cliche. It seems like the advertising agency is the same one that was doing ads for Expedia few years ago. Expedia was doing this entire campain when people booked vacations but then imagined every bad thing happening to them so they ended up booking something else. This makes no sense. Why would someone imagine the worst, stupidest thing happening when they're trying to have a good time, It seems you would imagine the best. The website is essentially useless because you can imagine something bad for anything you try to book. Besides I don't want soft-core porn popping up on TV when I'm trying to watch with my child.
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Very wierd commercial. Every one in it is extra attractive, but then with the retarded fantasy? If we follow the last incident, wont her movie date end with them falling down the stairs and getting their hair stuck on the inch-thick candy/butter/soda layered floor?
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It's not even a "make out" session it's " I AM GOING TO SCREW YOU AND MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY I WILL GIVE YOU TAXI FARE TO GET HOME"!!
Nice...so romantic...
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Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

It's not even a "make out" session it's " I AM GOING TO SCREW YOU AND MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY I WILL GIVE YOU TAXI FARE TO GET HOME"!!
Nice...so romantic...
Confused...uh,yea, so, well...o.k...what's WRONG with that? So what's yer point?<wish.I.had.a.BAIT.emoticon>
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

It's not even a "make out" session it's " I AM GOING TO SCREW YOU AND MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY I WILL GIVE YOU TAXI FARE TO GET HOME"!!
Nice...so romantic...
Confused...uh,yea, so, well...o.k...what's WRONG with that? So what's yer point?<wish.I.had.a.BAIT.emoticon>
 
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Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

It's not even a "make out" session it's " I AM GOING TO SCREW YOU AND MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY I WILL GIVE YOU TAXI FARE TO GET HOME"!!
Nice...so romantic...
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Pa, you are EVIL!!!LOL
WinkGracia, JJ...always gonna have 'respectable' fun with my favorites...and there you are...  
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Is it me, or does anyone else think the people in the ad (Or people who made it, for that matter) are thinking with their private parts than their brains? Perhaps that explains the clumsiness of the two Casanovas in this disasterpiece?
"Never doubt the power of stupidity in numbers." Why do you think there's so many crappy commercials out there?
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Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

Clumsy HORNY morons!!! If all you want is a quick roll in the hay you can visit any local bar..why waste time with a website?
Oh because they want fat and bald middle aged men to think these sites are overflowing with hot and horny women that just can't seem to find a man.  In reality these sites are full of bogus female profiles that the sites create (aka ashley madison), or the real women are less than desreable and hide behind fake pics/profiles.
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I LOVE that commercial - I actually laugh out loud when that stupid little bubble head - dreams about her "hunky" paramour and they both almost wind up in the hospital because (despite appearance) were dumb and clumsy - earth to bubble head... you don't need "hunky" dude, get real and pick out a normal guy.
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She looks like a bobble head. Im glad the gets injured in the commercial Big%20smile
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This commercial is just disgusting. I can't believe they can show this on regular TV. Does anyone else find it offensive? It's basically saying you should go on their site to 'get laid'. That's the typical worldly loser.

I hate this commercial. Vile, disgusting and not funny at all. I don't want to see that crap on TV.
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Originally posted by bonesquat bonesquat wrote:

This commercial is just disgusting. I can't believe they can show this on regular TV. Does anyone else find it offensive? It's basically saying you should go on their site to 'get laid'. That's the typical worldly loser.

I hate this commercial. Vile, disgusting and not funny at all. I don't want to see that crap on TV.
 
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