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    Posted: 11 Sep 2013 at 9:04pm
What are the worst movies you have ever seen? I mean the ones at the end where you are genuinely pissed you wasted two hours on?

The first that jump to my mind are "Ocean's 12" and "Open Water"
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The Matrix Revolutions - I honestly only watched it to complete the "trilogy" and was expecting it to be bad like the 2nd one was.  It managed to surpass my expectations, as low as they were.

Batman & Robin - Could they have included any more despicable puns & one liners about cold and ice delivered by Schwarzenegger??? And don't even get me started on Clooney's failed portrayal of Bruce Wayne.

I would say Troll 2 as well, but that movie was so egregiously bad that its intent was to be that way, which in turn makes it a terrible masterpiece.
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"Waterworld"

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Me, Myself & Irene.  First movie I ever walked out on in a theater.  Didn't chuckle once.




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DeadAngry Alien 3 AngryDead
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You mean the worst movies, as in the kind that suck? 
 
 
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Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

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Alien was a very good Sci-Fi/Horror film. Aliens 2 was a decent Sci-Fi action film. Aliens 3 "HUH"?
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THe gay frog's version of Phantom of the Opera.

Beautiful sets, lovely costumes, horrendous acting, singing, and characters.

How this version is preferred over the Yestin/Kopit version, I'll never understand.
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Catwoman(20004/2005).  That movie was a piece of sh-t.  I hated it even before I knew it won the Razzie that year.  When I learned that it won The Razzie, I thought, "Good! It deserved The Razzies!"(The Razzies are for the worst movies, the exact opposite of The Oscars).  Halle jokingly said she needed the Razzies to imply that she needed to be knocked down from her pedestal for winning the Oscar not to long before).  Catwoman was horrible, and really had nothing to do with Batman's beloved Selina Kyle/Catwoman version(not saying that Batman loved her, I'm saying that Batman fans love her).  You know a movie is bad when a deleted scene is better than the whole movie.....  The deleted scene with Patience (why they changed her name from Selina to Patience is beyond me)running through a field, being chased by someone or something was better than the whole movie.  Why they took out the best thing in the movie is beyond me....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Sep 2013 at 12:10am
Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

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Alien was a very good Sci-Fi/Horror film. Aliens 2 was a decent Sci-Fi action film. Aliens 3 "HUH"?

Ehhh. Not all that bad but it was better then Alien Resurrection IMO.
They should have ended the Terminator series after #2. Terminator 3 "Rise of the Machines" was horrible.
And then came "Salvation".
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Battleship. I saw the last 3/4s on a movie channel and laughed all the way through. No wonder it went straight to video.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Sep 2013 at 1:42am
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Battleship. I saw the last 3/4s on a movie channel and laughed all the way through. No wonder it went straight to video.


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No offense, but you just got me started with this thread. *sigh* Here it goes....
Hobo With a Shotgun
The last thing I need to see is a town populated by assholes ran by even hideously evil even bigger assholes that completely amok while the only character that possesses the traits of a normal human being besides out poor hero the "Hobo in mentioned in the title" is the hot-looking hooker that gets her hand sliced off by the bad guys! We have enough bad guys and bullsh*t in reality for any rational person to consider this movie an escapist mode of entertainment!  
Robocop 3
THEY GODDAMNED TURNED ROBOCOP INTO A KIDDIE HERO! I hate this because it killed the legacy of the Robocop franchise! Subpar special effects, wooden acting, and a poorly developed plot so bad it made me cringe. It did 20 years ago and It does now!
Beverly Hills Cop 3 
See above: only replace Robocop with Axel Foley. If there is a place for Jerry Bruckhiemer and Michael Bay this is it. (Chirst, what am I saying?)
Strange Days
Stereotypes and insanity is all this movie is. The cops are abusive monsters that place their nightsticks up anyone's ass "Rodney King-style", Los Angeles is apocalyptic hell-hole with a high crime rate that make Mexico look like Manitoba populated by crazed lunatics. All of this is centered around a device that uses VR technology for the user to experience another person's memories. "Wait, what the f**k?" Why the hell would anyone create something like this unless they're criminal or the military? 
Terminator 3
The first death throes of the Franchise! It lost the mystique and white-knuckle action of the first two. It's a f**king cartoon, a bad one, that's live action. Don't believe me? Take a gander of the ridiculous bathroom fight scene between the T-800 and the T-X, CGI sewage. Hell, even Terminator Salvation was better.
Nomenecronomicon or whatever it's called 
Seeing a person going through an obstacle course in hell only to be disembowled while alive in the end by humanoid creatures, while your companion is a living, boneless, flesh blanket. This is percursor of horror movies becoming moronic torture porn.
Pulp Fiction
What kind of f**ked-up world is our good friend living in? Reservoir Dogs was a fluke a watchable fluke, realism, art. But this sophomore effort offends me obviously it IT DOESN'T MAKE f**kING SENSE!!! It's a psychotic dimension of just mayhem and a white person here and there taking a page from the Paula Deen/Kramer/Mel Gibson anger management handbook! 
Freefall: Flight 174/Airport/Air Disaster movies
I hate airline disaster movies! Simply because it's the most cliched, stereotypical, overdone, fearmongering, moronic, and annoying genre ever conceived!  The movie is an hour of boredom and 30 minutes of panic, and the plane lands without its wheels and the passengers are without shoes.  Never mind that we've just survived something that is traumatizing enough to require therapy sessions for years to come, or the red tape to get these people on their way. What do the passengers do? Do they huddle, do they wander alone in bewilderment, do they get angry at the crew? No! f**k No!  They either cheer like it's f**king New Year's Eve or sigh like they just went to the can!  
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Some kid in NYC whose father died at Ground Zero on 9/11 goes on some quest to find out who some key belongs to that he found in a vase, thinking that somehow this would tell him something.  Or something like that.  I don't remember the name of it, but the whole thing was preposterous and pointless.
 
Just looked it up.  Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.  It was actually nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture.  I don't know why.  It sucked so bad it actually pissed me off.
 
 
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Beverly Hills Cop 3.

Talk about "phoning it in".

They didn't even try to make any pretense that they were doing anything other than cashing in on the first two.

Another 48 Hours was pretty God awful, too.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Some kid in NYC whose father died at Ground Zero on 9/11 goes on some quest to find out who some key belongs to that he found in a vase, thinking that somehow this would tell him something.  Or something like that.  I don't remember the name of it, but the whole thing was preposterous and pointless.

Just looked it up.  Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.  It was actually nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture.  I don't know why.  It sucked so bad it actually pissed me off.


I think that was just on TV around here not too long ago.

I think I lasted thru about 5 minutes or so of it.

If that.

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"Reds" - with Warren Beatty. What a goddamn yawner that was.
 
"Avatar" - I swear that movie was 714 hours long.
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I forgot the name of the movie, but involved at least three woman in a BMW. There's a scene in a diner where one of them gets shot in the stomach, and they kept showing that egregious scene, we had enough of it and turned it off!
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