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    Posted: 11 Jun 2019 at 2:00am

This commercial almost made me hate beer. 
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Sure glad you put "almost" before you said "hate beer"
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She's cute enough that she doesn't need to sell me beer just to attend to her needs...and who wants beer without calories??? The calories can be worked off. And yes, this commercial may just be the worst beer commercial, ever - it just doesn't sell beer and I'm not in the mood for a belly full of beer and a women like that who could be a 'transformer' (a woman who is 'coyote ugly' - the one that leave you having to chew off your own arm, just so you can escape unnoticed).
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

She's cute enough that she doesn't need to sell me beer just to attend to her needs...and who wants beer without calories??? The calories can be worked off. And yes, this commercial may just be the worst beer commercial, ever - it just doesn't sell beer and I'm not in the mood for a belly full of beer and a women like that who could be a 'transformer' (a woman who is 'coyote ugly' - the one that leave you having to chew off your own arm, just so you can escape unnoticed).

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I can see why PaW likes her! We canine bipeds have a very good sense of hearing.  That's why she is whispering! Confused

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As much as I love ASMR, which is what this is supposed to be... it doesn't work here... you need ear buds to actually experience it... You don't get that here. This is just a dumb commercial capitalizing on a popular youtube trend. 

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^^ConfusedConfused  Well, you made me curious, so I looked up the ASMR "phenomenon"  -- that is, what is called Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.  (Have another acronym, folks!!)  Definition I saw included "the subjective experience of low-grade euphoria characterized by a combination of positive feelings and a distinct, static-like tingling sensation on the skin".   Really!!!   And supposedly, that is the response  this advertisement is supposed to trigger in the educated viewer...??   

         Well....it fails to do so with me.  I don't get  ANY tingly-happy feelings from this ad.  In fact, it irritates me mightily.  I find it repulsive and alienating...and the dead-voice whispering-from-beyond-the-grave,  plus the  quick-cuts to random pictures,  is far from soothing - it all reminds me of the horror images that flash back to the ghoul-girl Samara's memories in The Ring ShockedShockedShockedShocked

    
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

^^ConfusedConfused  Well, you made me curious, so I looked up the ASMR "phenomenon"  -- that is, what is called Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.  (Have another acronym, folks!!)  Definition I saw included "the subjective experience of low-grade euphoria characterized by a combination of positive feelings and a distinct, static-like tingling sensation on the skin".   Really!!!   And supposedly, that is the response  this advertisement is supposed to trigger in the educated viewer...??   

         Well....it fails to do so with me.  I don't get  ANY tingly-happy feelings from this ad.  In fact, it irritates me mightily.  I find it repulsive and alienating...and the dead-voice whispering-from-beyond-the-grave,  plus the  quick-cuts to random pictures,  is far from soothing - it all reminds me of the horror images that flash back to the ghoul-girl Samara's memories in The Ring ShockedShockedShockedShocked

    
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i think the Zoe Kravitz organic beer in Kauai ad is FAR worse as it plays into silly hipster notions that all things organic are more 'pure'--pretty sure any beer is fairly 'organic'
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

^^ConfusedConfused  Well, you made me curious, so I looked up the ASMR "phenomenon"  -- that is, what is called Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.  (Have another acronym, folks!!)  Definition I saw included "the subjective experience of low-grade euphoria characterized by a combination of positive feelings and a distinct, static-like tingling sensation on the skin".   Really!!!   And supposedly, that is the response  this advertisement is supposed to trigger in the educated viewer...??   

         Well....it fails to do so with me.  I don't get  ANY tingly-happy feelings from this ad.  In fact, it irritates me mightily.  I find it repulsive and alienating...and the dead-voice whispering-from-beyond-the-grave,  plus the  quick-cuts to random pictures,  is far from soothing - it all reminds me of the horror images that flash back to the ghoul-girl Samara's memories in The Ring ShockedShockedShockedShocked

    

ASMR is not a one-sound-fits-all experience; regardless of the neurological mechanisms involved, on person's sweet sound is another's grating noise. OK, so most of us hate nails scraping a chalkboard, but think of the diversity of musical tastes.

Whispering irritates the hell out of me! In my days as a student, I'd have to leave a study spot in the library if people nearby started whispering. Ranks right up there with Toyota Jan, Progressive Flo, and the Arby's "We have the meats" guy. And I agree with you, Cape Cat, about The Ring.
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