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Uvula.
 
The little flap of tissue that hangs down at the top of your throat.
Sounds like a dirty word for part of a vagina.

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Mulva?
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Sperm Whale - what's he squirting out of his blowhole?
 
Blowhole, too, while I'm on the subject.
 
Heck, may as well add Blowfish for that matter.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Sperm Whale - what's he squirting out of his blowhole?
 
Blowhole, too, while I'm on the subject.
 
Heck, may as well add Blowfish for that matter.
 
LOLLOLLOL!
 
How about some Pokemon characters:
 
Bulbusaur -- Sounds like "Vulva Sore."
 
Venasaur -- Sounds like "Penis Sore."
 
Ash Ketchum (sp?) -- Sounds like "Ass Catch 'em."
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And yet a few more:
 
Bulge
 
 Which reminds me - I don't even want to know about "The Battle of the Bulge"
 
And hey, HEY, get your finger out of that dyke.
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Cocker Spaniel 
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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And let's not forget a word that has become the butt of many jokes:
 
URANUS!LOL

Butt%20Dance

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Originally posted by suenewtotx suenewtotx wrote:

 
How about some Pokemon characters:
 
There's more!
 
Jigglypuff:
and
Lickitung:
which evolves into
Lickilicky:
Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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you forgot a big one

BANGKOK

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As George Carlin once said:
 
"How'd you like to be a hooker in BANGKOK?"
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Originally posted by msdeli msdeli wrote:

Howabout:  Kumquat-edible fruit that somewhat resembles and orange
                    Manassass- a town in VA
                    Assawoman- another place in VA


My friend and I were going to the Today show, and we were thinking we should do one of those signs that says "Hello, [name of town person holding the sign comes from]!!!" - but with one of those town names that sounds really innapropriate.

Pennsylvania has the best ones:
Virginville
Intercourse
Black Lick
Blue Ball
Climax

There was somewhere called Beaver Lick, but I forget where.
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Ganache -- An upscale version of chocolate cake frosting (so very Martha Stewart!), which sounds more like part of the female genitalia.
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Can you ever use the word "limp" in a sentence without thinking of a dick?
 
"This lettuce is limp"  Howls of laughter....
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double sided screw.LOL

nuts

screwdriver


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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Can you ever use the word "limp" in a sentence without thinking of a dick?
 
"This lettuce is limp"  Howls of laughter....


Tiny Tim had a limp.
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Tiny Tim had a limp.
Tiny Tim had a limp WHAT?!? Wink

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Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Tiny Tim had a limp.
Tiny Tim had a limp WHAT?!? Wink


Tiny Tim had a limp bizkit with his Christmas dinner.  LOL
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