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    Posted: 08 Jan 2018 at 11:19pm

Late night TV/networks like Decades are a treasure trove of bad commercials for WTF BUT WIT THERE'S MORE products that we didn't know we needed. Along comes the Wonder Bible. Looks like a little radio or charging device with a big fat cross. You can have your bible and hear it too 24/7. The guy's voice is deep broadcast quality but creepy clown sounding. And bonus hyms and gospells. Where

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Where are the one's with a Star Of David and Jackie Mason's voice? How bout a Muslim one with the moon logo and an announcer with a Middle East accent? This commercial borders funny. God please forgive me if I'm shaking any burning bushes.

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You'd want the Wonder Torah and Wonder Koran for those...  Wink


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I wonder if that guy who has it in his car will have his fly off the console in a hard turn?
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Originally posted by timdubya timdubya wrote:

I wonder if that guy who has it in his car will have his fly off the console in a hard turn?
 
Possible oops moment. Suppose it goes off with strange messages in tongue or levitates while driving? Imagine causing a multi car pileup/carbeque  on I-95? Driving while distracted, the devil made me do it. Or, imagine if that car got jacked and the carjacker didn't realize a talking bible was on the console and it started croaking prophetic verse!
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I wonder if it floats?
 
Or, can survive being eaten by a whale.
Or, if it can turn into a pillar of salt.
Or, if it can have mini-wonder bible offspring via supernatural conception.
Or, if it can morph into frogs, lice or locusts (see: Plagues of Egypt.)
Or, if you throw it just right, can it part the Red Sea?
 
I'll stop now (before I get hit by lightning or something)...
 
 
 
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^^ I'd be more worried if it started talking strange & spitting gushes of pea soup.  Excorcisms of your device probably aren't covered under the warranty or service plan...  LOL
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

^^ I'd be more worried if it started talking strange & spitting gushes of pea soup.  Excorcisms of your device probably aren't covered under the warranty or service plan...  LOL
Unless you buy the extended service plan.  Only $59.95 for three years of coverage!
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And .of course, Wonder Bible is TAX EXEMPT and totally non-prophet!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote zippyjet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2018 at 7:42pm
Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

^^ I'd be more worried if it started talking strange & spitting gushes of pea soup.  Excorcisms of your device probably aren't covered under the warranty or service plan...  LOL
Unless you buy the extended service plan.  Only $59.95 for three years of coverage!
Don't you know in China they are making a red one with 666 and a goat devil motif on it that talks in tongue, spits out pea soup and talks in that deep satin voice!
 
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Unfortunately, most people would hold the phone upside down and wonder what the '999' means...  LOL
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Unfortunately, most people would hold the phone upside down and wonder what the '999' means...  LOL
 
Could stand for Herman Kain and 999
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