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    Posted: 03 Dec 2020 at 12:07am
Just saw this emotionally overwrought, tear-jerker tour de force presented for the sole purpose of selling toilet paper, though I have no idea how most of what happens during the thing has to do with wiping my ass...


For God's sake, what has gotten into the adtards nowadays????

It's ass-wipe paper for cryin' out loud!!!

Get over yourselves!!!!
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OMG this happened 
K so we got interracial couples                                        check
we got new normal social distancing                                check 
we got a feel good theme song                                        check 
we got happy brides and babies                                       check
we got environmentally conscious wind mill power            check
we got puppies doing cute stuff                                       check
we got a "we are all in this together" theme                     check
k so its a wrap people now go get our check                     check
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I have no idea how most of what happens during the thing has to do with wiping my ass...

its the message ...not the product 

and the message is getting more and more similar across all platforms 

resistance is futile 
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I'd rather the message was centered on wiping my ass.
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^  LOL

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why would they just leave it to wiping your ass when they can try and get you 
to love green new deal non binary inclusive new normal transgender world citizens?
come on man 
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My ass needs wiping.

I need guidance.
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ass wiping is just a gate way to becoming the new normal 
in these trying times... we all wipe together
hand sanitizer available upon request
there is a mask policy in place of course
you understand im sure
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

ass wiping is just a gate way to becoming the new normal 
in these trying times... we all wipe together
hand sanitizer available upon request
there is a mask policy in place of course
you understand im sure

Sometimes I could use a gas mask when I take a dump.
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I didn't have water for a short time.  I put the used paper in the trash can. I usually get two good wipes with a handful of paper.  No need to clog the toilet just because I can't flush!
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You have a waterway of some kind right behind your property, don't you?

Natural toilet right there it would seem.
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Am I supposed to go out there and crap in the yard like Donna did?
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No, squat in the water, take a crap and wash your ass off at the same time

Who's Donna and what's this about her crapping in the yard?

Tell us more!!!! LOL
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AKA RON is at a disadvantage if he is in fact in Wisconsin

unlike we in Florida and Arizona … them waters are to chilly to be squatting in  
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yeah and who the f**k is donna ...do tell
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

No, squat in the water, take a crap and wash your ass off at the same time

Who's Donna and what's this about her crapping in the yard?

Tell us more!!!! LOL
Jesus Christ, Jimbo.  Do I really have to tell you about the antics of Donathan?
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I forgot about Donathan and that you always referred to him/her as Donna.

I thought maybe it was some gal you knew.
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

yeah and who the f**k is donna ...do tell


Donathan (our resident troll who had something like 40 different screen names.) Please do not dredge up his old topics by replying to them (but do read them for the responses, which are better than what he posted.)
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who the f**k is named Donathan? 
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

who the f**k is named Donathan? 

Donathan is/was a person who posted here for awhile who used several different identities. We were never sure if he was a he or a she. He/she used to PM me a lot because I was the only one who acted somewhat friendly to him/her. I got him/her to send me a pic once and it was a black girl who appeared to possibly be of Caribbean descent, but even though he/she swore it was him/her, I was never 100% convinced.

He/she used to post stories about a young gay guy named Dave and he/she told us that he/she was the manager of a S. Fla rock band called Mechanically Separated Chicken.
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It gives me a headache to sort through his post.  First, he was a 40 year old white male, then he morphs into a black woman! Confused

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I will always maintain that Donathan was actually kind if entertaining and I still don't understand the hatred he/she engendered here.

Donathan never bothered me at all.

I just ignored anything I wasn't interested in reading.

I wonder if his Dave stories are still on the forum.
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ok yall got me ... you know I love a thickened plot 

so this donna/donathan  was a CIH freak of the week?

shall we say a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll?

and then the interactions went south 

haters gotta hate 
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