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    Posted: 04 Aug 2014 at 7:52am


Words cannot describe the level of hate I have for Morgan Smith. I would love to be rational and think that she's just a shill for a fast food corporation... but this commercial takes that hopeful thought and burns it in the fires of my hell-fueled rage.

Let's start with she can't sing, because that's painfully obvious. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for how she gets so into it, jabbing her finger at her lover/sandwich for emphasis. Remember, this is the same girl who got all bent out of shape after sexually teasing her boyfriend with a burger (and it's Brioche' bun... does anybody remember when Wendy's made fun of other burger joint's buns?).

Next, the wonderful moment when she sniffs her hamburger... Not takes a bite (I swear, this girl never actually eats anything in these commercials), sniffs. Waves it under her nose and f**king sniffs it... like it's a bouquet or something.

But the thing that sets my blood boiling, the thing that makes me want to hunt down this scrawny food whore and punch her dead in the face is watching her play a cowbell with the head-bobbing, stiff armed, over-the-head arm swing. I've seen children with Down's Syndrome look less moronic playing percussion. And the worst thing is, there's no f**king cow-bell in the song! None! It's not some subtle background noise. It's not there. Will Farrell at least was banging away at that block for Don't Fear The Reaper, which has a distinctly obvious cowbell going on. Nope, she looks like the food poisoning has affected her motor skills and now she's wailing away at a cowbell without actually hitting it.

This red-headed, passive-aggressive, grease-selling slut has got to just stop. I want to just stuff her face with burgers until she chokes already. Now THAT would be better.
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Welcome to the forum.
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Aw man... I didn't see that.

*hangs head*
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CaptainErnie Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Aug 2014 at 2:47pm
I nominate noan4 as the leader of the "I hate Morgan Smith Club"! Your comments echo the feelings of many, many of your fellow posters here (check out the other thread)
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Welcome to the forum!  I too have been loathing this twit ever since she started doing Wendy's commercials and they just keep getting worse.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DarkRealmStar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Aug 2014 at 6:36pm
noan4:  Welcome to the forum!  It's true that CIH has already posted this Red Singer Atrocity video, but your explicit and thoughtful post more than makes up for that.  "Scrawny Food Whore" -- Now That's Better!  LOL
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Excuse me but, why the #@$% would you *sniff* a burger!? You love it, MSG EAT IT!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Whitedog127 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Aug 2014 at 2:41am
I hate that red headed asshat's commercials with the fire of 1,000 suns. Actually, that doesn't quite describe the intensity of hatred I feel when she sings "Pretzel bun, I know you feel it too!" The first time I heard it, all I could think was "Sweet baby Jesus, are you effing kidding me?? Love songs to a mediocre hamburger?" Just...f*ck off, 'Wendy'.
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Thanks all for the welcome. I hope to share your rage on many more of these 30-60 second doses of acid reflux.
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Wendy's ads are worthy of extreme hatred!  Seriously, is this the best they can do??  Each new ad tops the last in jaw-dropping bad taste, bad production, bad everything.  Now she's singing, God help us all.

I am "earhurt" from this horrible ad!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kelly H Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Aug 2014 at 12:21am
Wondering if the Wendy's shill got Botox and a Nosejob - looking quite a bit more plastic than the chic with the man-hands who first arrived on the scene of a garage sale, shoving baconators into the faces of random chair-sitters.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Aug 2014 at 12:55am
I've been exposed to this stuff so much I don't care anymore!




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote deacon blues Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Aug 2014 at 2:15am
Like with all other ads, the only way to make them go away is to stop buying the product being shilled. If Wendy's was such a great burger joint, then they wouldn't have to add a new damn product every week. Writing letters to Wendy's corporate offices would help get rid of her too. I wrote to them after their "Fresh never Frozen" campaign when I saw a worker throw a frozen burger onto the grill. These companies all lie because they figure people don't pay attention. We need to show them that this is not always the case. BTW, Wendy's sent me a letter and a $20 gift certificate, which I promptly gave to a homeless guy.
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noan4, welcome to the forum! Can't stand this douche, either. She makes me think of the flappy heads from "South Park". Mk
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Welcome!  If this forum had a Post of the Week feature, the OP's would be it.  I think (s?)he has put into words what many of us longed to say but didn't dare.  
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kelly H Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Aug 2014 at 3:11pm
apparently that stupid Wendy's take on the Mr. Big song is just the tip of the iceburg - there's more crappy retro commercials about to be launched - don't know why Wendy's is trying so hard to shove their redheaded ingenue in our faces with song and dance numbers, are they trying to make her a celebrity? cut a movie deal? is she dating the CEO? what gives? I prefer the old Dave commercials to any of the new ones.
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^^ Though it doesn't surprise me, I still shudder to think what other songs they're gonna be bastardizing.  
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Aug 2014 at 4:01pm
Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

apparently that stupid Wendy's take on the Mr. Big song is just the tip of the iceburg - there's more crappy retro commercials about to be launched - don't know why Wendy's is trying so hard to shove their redheaded ingenue in our faces with song and dance numbers, are they trying to make her a celebrity? cut a movie deal? is she dating the CEO? what gives? I prefer the old Dave commercials to any of the new ones.


Nnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! There's more? F#$%!
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Dave Thomas is spinning in his grave over this s----y commercial. I can't find any other words to say about this horrible ad. Commercials that rip off other songs are no-nos on my list - maybe Mr. Big should sue Wendy's!

In the meantime, here's two Dave Thomas ads from the 80s/90s that should put your mind off this horrible piece of crap.
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This whole "hashtag pretzel love song" sh*tty campaign is absolutely terrible! Not only should these ad execs be fired they should be shot! It's a fricken bun you idiots!
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This is the hardest I have laughed this month! I hate these commercials so much it makes me want to scream whe I see them. Seriously?? This is hands down the worst one yet. Wtf is with the f*****g food fetish?? It's like the onset to a softcore porn.
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