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    Posted: 31 Aug 2017 at 5:55pm
I always giggle when I see the Walmart Trademark symbol. The blue butthole!  LOLLOL

Thanks, Jimbo!  Now, I wonder if Thor wears a cape! Tongue

Now! Picture Ving Rames! Wink


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I asked Thor if he had to wear the Walmart butthole, but he wouldn't admit to it.

I'm pretty sure he does.

He'd probably get written up for being out of uniform without the big giant butthole on his back.


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Butthole, yes.  Cape, no.
 
I pretty much stick to the uniform.  Some people don't.  One of the supes is a punk rock guy.  Here's one of the shirts he wears:
 
 
 
I don't even think most people get it.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Butthole, yes.  Cape, no.

I pretty much stick to the uniform.  Some people don't.


So, when are we going to be treated to a selfie of you with the butthole shirt on???

We demand it!!!!


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Yeah, that's a T-shirt with Jim Jones on it.  Wink
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Yeah, that's a T-shirt with Jim Jones on it.  Wink


It should have this guy in there somewhere, too....



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The funny part of the Jim Jones story is that the drink was not really Kool-Aid brand, it was some generic or knockoff.  Not that what happened is anything close to funny.  I remember it well and the gruesomeness of the whole JJ cult sickens me.

ETA:  I just looked it up and they actually know the name of the powdered drink.  It was called Flavor Aid.
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Flavor Aid????

What a cheapskate!!!
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I always wondered if, besides cyanide, they added sugar into it.  That stuff is awful unsweetened.
 
 
 
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I wonder if they had an artificial sweetener option for those who were watching their weight....
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And maybe some ice cubes, to make it more refreshing.
 
 
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Sippy cups for the kiddies?
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In real life there would be only two to three lanes open besides the self checkouts. If you're lucky, one lane will become available and open up. Sometimes you're the last one in line before the lane closes. That's based on personal experience!

Oh BTW can we please retire that damn "song" already!?
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

In real life there would be only two to three lanes open besides the self checkouts. If you're lucky, one lane will become available and open up. Sometimes you're the last one in line before the lane closes. That's based on personal experience!

 
The store operates on the bare minimum of staff.  That's standard operating procedure, not accident.  Sometimes, if someone calls in sick or there's a staffing screw-up, there'll be no one manning a department.  If the store needs cashiers at any given moment, they might (or might not) get employees from other departments to help out.  This might happen when the self-checkout system goes down.
 
The other day, as the company was downloading some sort of Hurricane Harvey donation app, the credit/debit card system went down.  It was cash-only for most of the day. 
 
Such efficiency.  LOL
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Sippy cups for the kiddies?
 
No.  The good parents at Jonestown knew not to start their kids on sweetened drinks at too young an age.  They got injections instead.
 
 
 
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its a real wonder that no other cult leader ever hit that murderous sweet spot (so to speak) that Jim Jones did after him...the 70s was a great time for cultish personalities to rule..oh wait....
MORMONS!!
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Scientology!!!!!



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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

its a real wonder that no other cult leader ever hit that murderous sweet spot (so to speak) that Jim Jones did after him...the 70s was a great time for cultish personalities to rule..oh wait....
MORMONS!!
 
Oh, I dunno.  There were the Branch Davidians.  And then there was that weird cult that all wore Nike sneakers when they committed suicide, and believed we were all gonna get hit by a comet (or something like that). 
 
But you're probably right---none of these had quite the pizzazz (or number of deaths) that Jimmy Jones had.
 
 
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Speaking of...in the news this week, Kim Jong Un had his third child.

 
Kill it.
 
 
 
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Name: Kim Jong Dog Food.
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