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    Posted: 14 Jun 2017 at 6:16pm
OuchWhy couldn't this have been a country tune instead of electro-rap?
 
 
 
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Along the same lines...Do only black people shop online at Walmart?

I suppose they have a car, but can't afford the insurance. Good2Go for Wallyfartworld.

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God, I hope they never start running that commercial on TV around here...
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Good Gawd WTF is this crap!? How can ANYBODY be proud of making this garbage!? I almost got a migraine listening to this trash!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

OuchWhy couldn't this have been a country tune instead of electro-rap? 
Wouldn't have made the commercial any better. Thumbs Down
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Oh fCensored you Walmart!
JC, what bunch of freggin noise!! AngryAngryAngry

I feel they need to bring some of the hip hop classics back for ads, this "new" so-called hip hop is bunch of slop. N.W.A (a clean version) could have worked for this commercial...maybe?


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(Yeah, this is horribly lame, and the lyrics are way too long, so not putting much effort into it...  LOL)
 
"All I Do Is Win"  (Wal-Mart parody version) 
 
Hey, yeah (we the best)
 
All I do is win win win no matter what
Got money on my mind I never have enough
And every time I step up in the store with a gat
Everybody hands go up
And they stay there
And they say yeah
And they stay there
Up down, up down, up down
And I sellin' my lyrics out for ads around town
 
'Cause all I do is win win win
But if you gonna put your hands in the air
You can't five-finger-discount there
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Oh fCensored you Walmart!
JC, what bunch of freggin noise!! AngryAngryAngry

I feel they need to bring some of the hip hop classics back for ads, this "new" so-called hip hop is bunch of slop. N.W.A (a clean version) could have worked for this commercial...maybe?




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ConfusedIf we win-win-win, we have to wonder if Thor win-win-wins, too - or does he hate us? Wink
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

OuchWhy couldn't this have been a country tune instead of electro-rap?
 
I was assaulted by this idiocy for the first time yesterday. I just confirmed with your video that the yelling I "hear" is "All I do is Wee! Wee! Wee!" That must be  a gigantic box of Depends in the cart.LOL
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ConfusedIf we win-win-win, we have to wonder if Thor win-win-wins, too - or does he hate us? Wink
 
"Site-to-store" is a whole other department/world of pain.
 
I do occasionally help load the bigger stuff into people's cars.  The other day, it was about 14 bags of mulch.  I also have to deal with things like trampolines, patio sets, furniture, kayaks, weight sets, etc.  My FedEx guy is about 67.  I always joke with him about how customers probably assume there's a team of strong young bucks working this sh*t...rather than a coupla old men.  LOL
 
 
 
 
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MUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never shopped at Walmart. I've never even walked into one of their stores. After seeing (hearing) this ad, I can safely say that I haven't missed anything!
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You haven't won-won-won.
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ConfusedIf we win-win-win, we have to wonder if Thor win-win-wins, too - or does he hate us? Wink
 
"Site-to-store" is a whole other department/world of pain.
 
I do occasionally help load the bigger stuff into people's cars.  ... coupla old men.  LOL
  
 
 
Thor,
I'm really curious:
 
Why do all the shopping carts suck so bad at the typical WalMart?
Most do not roll anywhere close to straight, and those that do, only do so because the wobble on all wheels just happens to even out.
 
How often (if ever?) does WalMart serivce and/or replace their shopping carts?
What do customers (or staff?) do to them that f^ck them up so bad?
 
Or are these just the cheapest shopping carts known to mankind?
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ConfusedIf we win-win-win, we have to wonder if Thor win-win-wins, too - or does he hate us? Wink
 
"Site-to-store" is a whole other department/world of pain.
 
I do occasionally help load the bigger stuff into people's cars.  ... coupla old men.  LOL
  
 
 
Thor,
I'm really curious:
 
Why do all the shopping carts suck so bad at the typical WalMart?
Most do not roll anywhere close to straight, and those that do, only do so because the wobble on all wheels just happens to even out.
 
How often (if ever?) does WalMart serivce and/or replace their shopping carts?
What do customers (or staff?) do to them that f^ck them up so bad?
 
Or are these just the cheapest shopping carts known to mankind?
Disapprove
My avatar, the late Rob Ford (Toronto's mayor), would advise Walmart  US should learn from their Canadian brothers, doncha know...get some better cart corrals, cart guards, invest in the local community and regularly purchase refurbished carts, etc...
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

 
Thor,
I'm really curious:
 
Why do all the shopping carts suck so bad at the typical WalMart?
Most do not roll anywhere close to straight, and those that do, only do so because the wobble on all wheels just happens to even out.
 
How often (if ever?) does WalMart serivce and/or replace their shopping carts?
What do customers (or staff?) do to them that f^ck them up so bad?
 
Or are these just the cheapest shopping carts known to mankind?
 
I dunno.  No problems with the shopping carts at my store.
 
 
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I literally put my hands over my ears every time this comes on.
It's not that I particularly like most music played in commercials. This one is just particularly grating, like I'm being yelled at. I suppose most lyrics are meaningless, but when the sound is this annoying it amplifies the stupidity of the words. 
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LOL...weeelll....looks like some of our type o'peeps ain't gonna 'WinWinWin'...
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

 
Thor,
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Or are these just the cheapest shopping carts known to mankind?
 
I dunno.  No problems with the shopping carts at my store.
 
 
 
I've been to Walmarts all over the southeast US.
In Florida especially, the carts are terrible.
 
I initially attributed it to fat-ass shoppers who, frankly, should never go past the fruit & vegetable aisle.
But then, those carts are motorized and I'm talking about the normal carts.
 
All of the local Walmarts here have horrible carts that either wobble badly, or won't roll straight.
Not even close.  The noise on some carts is so bad everyone can "hear you coming"!
It's almost embarassing to grab the 'wrong' cart.
 
I'd estimate 30% of the carts here should be taken out of service, minimum.
Another 30% could probably be repaired to at least be useable.
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Sometimes I'll test about a half dozen Walmart carts before choosing one.

At the one I shop at, some of them thunk and clunk so badly it sounds like you're pounding on them with a hammer.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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I wish they'd stop using this lame song in ads. This is the 2nd or 3rd one I've seen since 2016.
PS: The N.W.A. version is a thousand times better.
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

 
Thor,
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Or are these just the cheapest shopping carts known to mankind?
 
I dunno.  No problems with the shopping carts at my store.
 
 
 
I've been to Walmarts all over the southeast US.
In Florida especially, the carts are terrible.
 
I initially attributed it to fat-ass shoppers who, frankly, should never go past the fruit & vegetable aisle.
But then, those carts are motorized and I'm talking about the normal carts.
 
All of the local Walmarts here have horrible carts that either wobble badly, or won't roll straight.
Not even close.  The noise on some carts is so bad everyone can "hear you coming"!
It's almost embarassing to grab the 'wrong' cart.
 
I'd estimate 30% of the carts here should be taken out of service, minimum.
Another 30% could probably be repaired to at least be useable.
Watch the Trailer Park Boys video I posted - your local Walmart needs to let 'Bubbles' to swipe the carts, refurb, and sell them back to Walmart.
And they need a cart guard like Ricky
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