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    Posted: 09 Jul 2016 at 8:25pm
Don't these idiots have enough problems?
 Let's bring in a tall, blond, white 'gelding'. LOL  (CC, may get that, Wink)
AND, a hot middle eastern woman.
 
 
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^ You got it!  Weak guy, weak ad, even "Clarence" sounds way too weak.SleepySleepy  Now, if it was "Clarice", with Dr. Hannibal L at her side - that would be an ad I'd like to see!
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Hysterical commercial! ClapOuch (sarcasm)
Lets call it "STevent"
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..I want to punch them all in the face!

Meanwhile growing impatient owners of the big VW TDI Diesel emission mess still have to wait at least until October to either trade in, get some kind of refund...or keep the dirty cars.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jul 2016 at 6:39pm
This whole commercial is vandalism!
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So, is VW trying to attract people dumber than those characters in the ad to buy their cars?  Sure comes across that way...
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New commercial, I guess "Clarance" is the new spokes-a**?
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AyTm/volkswagen-model-year-end-event-clarence-jetta-song-by-the-1975


    "Why is so hard for people to understand? Seems 'clare' to me."
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

 ...AND, a hot middle eastern woman.
 
 
ConfusedSHE is the one thing that bugs the heck out of me.
1.) Her family MUST be a 3 or 4 generations removed from wherever
2.) and transplunked themselves in someplace like Newark, New Jersey
3.) plus the police need to run out and arrest whomever stole her breasts, 'cause SHE doesn't have 'em...
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^LOL
 
I'm not sure what is up with my postimage account, I may have to go back to photosuckit. Confused
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Clarence=VW
Pat the Buffoon=Toyota
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DisapproveJust saw the commercial again and I see they still haven't figured out who swiped Becky's boobs, the poor thing.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Aug 2016 at 3:24pm
Aaaaaaaaggggggg!!!!!!! This stupid ad came on minutes ago!

(The second one with the blonde)
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It's CLEARANCE you stupid Clarence guy!! Fk off VW, this commercial is annoying and an instamute. DeadAngryCensored
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I think it's supposed to be a spin on the "clearance Clarence" joke from 1980's "Airplane!" However, the joke in the ad falls so flat, that it's not even funny!
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Anyone seen Beckys breasts, yet? Please be on the lookout for them.
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^^  Sure it's not poor depth perception?  Flatscreen TV's can cause that, especially close up...  LOL
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WinkHmmm...I get it, Mr. T!
"Poor depth perception leads to boob regression, together, not in succession"
Disapprove...she could have at least used the ol'toilet paper-in-the-bra-for-the-camera-and-the-PaW-trick tricky, doncha know...
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

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WinkHmmm...I get it, Mr. T!
"Poor depth perception leads to boob regression, together, not in succession"
Disapprove...she could have at least used the ol'toilet paper-in-the-bra-for-the-camera-and-the-PaW-trick tricky, doncha know...

 

Yesterday I saw a photo of AT&T "Lily" who already has impressive boobs in a knit top with more than 2X boobs. Probably photo-shopped or two rolls of toilet paper!!! Maybe she could donate a little to the Volkswagon Clarence girl.Wink   

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^^^WinkI take it you know 'Lily' (Милана Александровна Вайнтруб - Milana Vayntrub) is really a very interesting person in real life, between the fact she is actually a Russian immigrant, huge on the professional comedy curcuit, and started a global refugee support organization (#CantDoNothing).
Maybe you don't remember her in those 'Barbie' commercials, when she was 5. No boobs, no mammeries memories, doncha know. 
 
She is really an impressive human - only 29 and done more in her life than many ever accomplish.
 
Funny.
People like Milana flee persecution, meld into civilization, and give you a reason to admire, if not possibly emulate them.
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They want to scream racism, demand your respect, make someone else pay, and basically drive others away, if not only from getting tired of the same-ol'-same-ol' every day. 
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I think it's supposed to be a spin on the "clearance Clarence" joke from 1980's "Airplane!" However, the joke in the ad falls so flat, that it's not even funny!


God, you're right. "Roger, Roger..Clearance Clarance"
I never made the connection perhaps because this VW ad backfires so painfully bad, the classic movie never popped into my head! It's so damn stupid and just doesn't make sense to name a car sale a "Clarance Event." Angry

And he comes off like a total d*ck, cutting the woman off mid sentence..f him. Why would you even think you buy a car off this d-bag!? Just leave woman.


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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

^^^WinkI take it you know 'Lily' (Милана Александровна Вайнтруб - Milana Vayntrub) is really a very interesting person in real life, between the fact she is actually a Russian immigrant, huge on the professional comedy curcuit, and started a global refugee support organization (#CantDoNothing).
Maybe you don't remember her in those 'Barbie' commercials, when she was 5. No boobs, no mammeries memories, doncha know. 
 
She is really an impressive human - only 29 and done more in her life than many ever accomplish.
 
Funny.
People like Milana flee persecution, meld into civilization, and give you a reason to admire, if not possibly emulate them.
Others?
They want to scream racism, demand your respect, make someone else pay, and basically drive others away, if not only from getting tired of the same-ol'-same-ol' every day. 
 
If Milana fled persecution only to end up working for AT&T, that apple didn't fall far from the tree!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

^^^
WinkHmmm...I get it, Mr. T!  <Not quite.  Flatscreen = flat chest. Wink >
"Poor depth perception leads to boob regression, together, not in succession"
Disapprove...she could have at least used the ol'toilet paper-in-the-bra-for-the-camera-and-the-PaW-trick tricky, doncha know...
 
You should blame the VW company shirt she's wearing more than anything.  Lots of companies issue them to "hide" boobs & moobs under a drape of fabric.  There's a hint of a chest when she crosses her arms.  Not a Betty Page, by any means, though.  Those could probably put an eye out...  LOL
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