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    Posted: 08 Feb 2009 at 6:19pm

Is it just me, or does this commercial sound like a cheap porn movie??? I get it, these Teddy Bears are cute, cuddly, and it's Valentine's Day, but do they really have to make the ads sound like a hooker convention???

AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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and wow,,,,do  all girls  who  work  in  an  office  building  wanna  have  sex  with  these  teddy  bears?

do  normal  intelligent  ladies  really  talk  like  this? (aside from the ones who live in LA)
I  didnt know it was so big?  what the frig is she talking about? its  a  tiny  14.42 inch tall teddy bear!!!!   I thought  a  big bear  stood  8 foot tall,,,and  weighed   1034  pounds !!!!!
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Originally posted by Wild Starchild Wild Starchild wrote:

Is it just me, or does this commercial sound like a cheap porn movie??? I get it, these Teddy Bears are cute, cuddly, and it's Valentine's Day, but do they really have to make the ads sound like a hooker convention???

 
The commercial certainly looks like a cheap porn flic.  Notice that all the office women are slim, young and nice looking. Than Mr Tool (in the white Tshirt) rolls up his sleeve so we can see his "Love" tattoo.Dead
Must have been casual Friday, who wears a Tshirt to the office.Confused
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WS, I'm glad YOU started this one instead of me - it is indeed very disturbing.

"Vermont Porn"
 
In fact, it's enough to make me think twice and look it over three times, before guzzling another bottle of 'maple syrup'...
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Clapnow, i need to know if all these teddy bears are of legal age, and none were harmed during the making of this commercial.
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Did I just see that wrong??!
The middle-aged guy looking at the dusty, old desk photo of his mother, followed by the ER  Nurse Bear, immediately followed by the 'Puppy-Style Love' Bear?!!!
Eeeeeek!!!!!!
 
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something other than this...
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Friendly Bear counselor my ass.  I bet they outsource those calls to India.

And WHO is this Valentine bear "C*nt??

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Our foremothers did not go to prison and die for women's rights, so that some little dumb ass bimbo can salivate on a teddy bear! What a load of horse crap!Angry
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There should be a teddy defamation league.
Wtf was up with those women? And that guy was definitely a tool.
Did anyone notice he bought the $59 one?  With the s/h it has to be close to a hundred bucks for a kid's toy.  Would a mature woman appreciate this gift?  He probably should have bought her a dildo with the pull start 2 h.p. engine option.  The recipro-fist 3000 is twice as good as the 1500 model.
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Confused  so do these teddy bears come with all their bodily parts? i mean, if i was a female woman, i would not want a teddy bear if it didn't have a winkerConfused
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Originally posted by Billy Mays Is Poopy Billy Mays Is Poopy wrote:

Confused  so do these teddy bears come with all their bodily parts? i mean, if i was a female woman, i would not want a teddy bear if it didn't have a winkerConfused


So thaaaaaats their secret.  They use those rape bears that police use with children who were victims of sexual assaults.  Shame on them.
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Some of you are pretty sick--and not in a good way. Dead  RAPE BEARS?

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Originally posted by Billy Mays Is Poopy Billy Mays Is Poopy wrote:

i mean, if i was a female woman


If you were a FEMALE WOMAN?  You really aren't very intelligent, but then you've shown that in your other posts. 


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Originally posted by Billy Mays Is Poopy Billy Mays Is Poopy wrote:

Confused...if i was a female woman...Confused
 
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If not that, what kind are you? Reptilian?
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Being from FlorIda, should one surmise you'd readily teach that Bear from Vermont about the 'Southern Way of Doing Things', down in the "lower back 40"? 
 
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I swear...I must've seen this commercial 100 times in the past week.  This, and the Pajamagram one
 
These bears are the sort of item that ends up in a closet after about a week.  A frivolous waste of $60. 
 
Ladies, if you think a guy is giving you this gift because he's as romantic as you are, think again.  As you can see in the commercial, the guys have a totally different take on the bear than you do.  For the women, it's a romantic expression of love.  For the men, it's pussy bait.
 
 
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The dreams of REAL women! Wink

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Whatever happened to the good old days, where a box of candy or flowers did the trick?
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Tiz, you just crack me up! LOL

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Billy Mays Is Poopy Billy Mays Is Poopy wrote:

Confused...if i was a female woman...Confused
 
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If not that, what kind are you? Reptilian?
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Being from FlorIda, should one surmise you'd readily teach that Bear from Vermont about the 'Southern Way of Doing Things', down in the "lower back 40"? 
 
 
Come on.  We all know that there are plenty of male women walking the corners of city streets.  Right?
 
 
 
 
 
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This commercial does sound sleazy.  Thankfully only a few more days of it!
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I'd take dinner and a movie over a teddy bear and/or jewelry any day.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Wild Starchild Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Feb 2009 at 4:24am
I wonder if PETA hates this ad?? Why the blatant, disrespect and exploitation of the furry little sacks of stuffing is simply scandalous!! Just scandalous I tell ya!!!!
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