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    Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 2:59am
 
I can't put my finger on it, but something about this commercial is very unsettling.  I can't figure out the nature of this party (or is it a meeting?) featuring a bunch of oddly random individuals, but there's something sinister about it.
 
 

 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 3:25am
^^^It reminds me of a 'Mexicago Wedding Reception' for some cartel chief's daughter that is getting married to a ChiTown Italian mobster's son, with all the leading 'blacksta gangsta' soldfiers.
It's an all around 'win-win'.
Everyone is happy.
Nobody is projected to live a long life.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 3:32am
 
I was thinking gypsies or Venezuelan Communists or Cuban revolutionaries or Jehovah's Witnesses or something out of a Pasolini film about post WWII Italian Fascists or some Amway cult or something.  But your idea works.
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 3:37am
Pant it any way you wish - at the 'end of the day', United Healthcare is there just for you, but they win more than anybody else...
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This one's back.  I'm still sensing an imminent assassination in the next room.


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That was obviously a gay wedding reception.

The women he was dancing with were all relatives.

Aunt, niece, etc, etc.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Aug 2014 at 10:11pm
Yup. Kinda looks like the annual gathering of the Gay MexAfroItialioMafia (and other low-life tax evaders) Association, in San Fruitcisco.
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Coulda been anywhere nowadays.

Upstate NY, even.

I coulda sworn I detected a bit of mist in the air.

Like say, the mist given off by a very large waterfall, maybe?

And did I catch a fleeting glimpse of some hoary ol' chestnut (probably crashing the reception) hovering around the beer tap...?

Hmmmmm....

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Aug 2014 at 10:28pm
(In response to Thor)

Its the music, isn't it?
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

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Its the music, isn't it?

The music isn't really my speed, but I think it fits.  

This might work, too:





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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Coulda been anywhere nowadays.

Upstate NY, even.

I coulda sworn I detected a bit of mist in the air.

Like say, the mist given off by a very large waterfall, maybe?

And did I catch a fleeting glimpse of some hoary ol' chestnut (probably crashing the reception) hovering around the beer tap...?

Hmmmmm....

LOLIf the beer is free, well...so am I (for any proper female and as entertainment for the 'general public'). 
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That's not bad dancing... THIS is bad dancing! LOL

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WinkTHIS is 'dancing'! The kind meant to entertain us menfolk by our wimminz servent-types.
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I'll prolly get in trouble for saying this, but Hispanic women are simply the most beautiful critters! Their only drawback is they shrink 6 inches in heighth and expand 6 inches at the waistline, automatically at the age of 30, or thg first child one sputs out - I'm not being mean, doncha know! It's a 'genetical'-type of thing, certainly not their fault, and I'm pretty sure where the whole concept of 'burritos' come from - ya know - like a rolled-around thingy with no figure at all, and full of so much hot love one can never get enough of.
 
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