TUMS "fighting food" ads....

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Anyone seen these disgusting TUMS antacid commercials where the peoples' food starts slapping them in the face? 

There's the spaghetti one:

There's the chicken wing one:

And the latest one involves a soft taco:

What an utterly effing LAME concept.

I don't know about you, but if MY food started bitch-slapping me in front of my friends I'd let it know in no uncertain terms, that I have access to some very sharp utensils like a knife & a fork, which I will NOT hesitiate to use & go all "Jack the Ripper" on it's ass.

They're probably working on a new one right now. Anyone care to guess which food item will be next?

I'm thinking maybe a rack of ribs?

A big slice of pepperoni pizza?

A crab claw?

Maybe a meatball sub. It could fire the meatballs at the guy's face like a cannon instead of slapping him. Or stretch out like an arm with a fist & just punch the livin crap outta the guy. Snap his head back & knock out a couple of teeth.

Now THAT is what I'd like to see!!!! 

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Jimbo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Honor Roll Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 52222	Post Options Post Reply Quote Jimbo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: TUMS "fighting food" ads.... Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 2:39pm
	Anyone seen these disgusting TUMS antacid commercials where the peoples' food starts slapping them in the face? There's the spaghetti one: There's the chicken wing one: And the latest one involves a soft taco: What an utterly effing LAME concept. I don't know about you, but if MY food started bitch-slapping me in front of my friends I'd let it know in no uncertain terms, that I have access to some very sharp utensils like a knife & a fork, which I will NOT hesitiate to use & go all "Jack the Ripper" on it's ass. They're probably working on a new one right now. Anyone care to guess which food item will be next? I'm thinking maybe a rack of ribs? A big slice of pepperoni pizza? A crab claw? Maybe a meatball sub. It could fire the meatballs at the guy's face like a cannon instead of slapping him. Or stretch out like an arm with a fist & just punch the livin crap outta the guy. Snap his head back & knock out a couple of teeth. Now THAT is what I'd like to see!!!!
	...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender

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msmadz Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Honor Roll 8+ years on CIH Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: New York Status: Offline Points: 9585	Post Options Post Reply Quote msmadz Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 3:05pm
	Jimbo, these commercials never really bothered me, but this post was freaking hilarious. "Go all Jack the Ripper on its ass" LMAO.
	The artist formerly known as Madawee

Jimbo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Honor Roll Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 52222	Post Options Post Reply Quote Jimbo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 3:10pm
	Hey..... when it comes to food, ya gotta show it who's boss. Am I right, people?
	...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender

msmadz Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Honor Roll 8+ years on CIH Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: New York Status: Offline Points: 9585	Post Options Post Reply Quote msmadz Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 3:47pm
	That "red" chicken leg looks nasty. What kind of sauce or glaze is THAT red? It doesn't look Italian sauce red - it just looks dipped in chemicals red!
	The artist formerly known as Madawee

Jimbo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Honor Roll Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 52222	Post Options Post Reply Quote Jimbo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 3:59pm
	Looks like they dipped it in a bucket of red paint. Seeing as how the thing is probably made of plastic & rubber anyway, I wouldn't be surprised.
	...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender

Tiz Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Revolutionary I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15588	Post Options Post Reply Quote Tiz Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 11:10pm
	That guy in the brown shirt's expression screams "Really? No, really?!" Borrowed from that Windows Phone ad of course.... Throw the damn wing back on the grill for Pete's sake, you look like an idiot.