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    Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 2:39pm
Anyone seen these disgusting TUMS antacid commercials where the peoples' food starts slapping them in the face?
 
There's the spaghetti one:
 
 
There's the chicken wing one:
 
 
And the latest one involves a soft taco:
 
 
What an utterly effing LAME concept.
 
I don't know about you, but if MY food started bitch-slapping me in front of my friends I'd let it know in no uncertain terms, that I have access to some very sharp utensils like a knife & a fork, which I will NOT hesitiate to use & go all "Jack the Ripper" on it's ass.
 
They're probably working on a new one right now. Anyone care to guess which food item will be next?
 
I'm thinking maybe a rack of ribs?
 
A big slice of pepperoni pizza?
 
A crab claw?
 
Maybe a meatball sub. It could fire the meatballs at the guy's face like a cannon instead of slapping him. Or stretch out like an arm with a fist & just punch the livin crap outta the guy. Snap his head back & knock out a couple of teeth.
 
Now THAT is what I'd like to see!!!! Clap
 
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Jimbo, these commercials never really bothered me, but this post was freaking hilarious. "Go all Jack the Ripper on its ass"  LMAO.
 
 
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Hey..... when it comes to food, ya gotta show it who's boss.
 
Am I right, people?
 
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That "red" chicken leg looks nasty. What kind of sauce or glaze is THAT red? It doesn't look Italian sauce red - it just looks dipped in chemicals red!
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Looks like they dipped it in a bucket of red paint.
 
Seeing as how the thing is probably made of plastic & rubber anyway, I wouldn't be surprised.
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 11:10pm
That guy in the brown shirt's expression screams "Really? No, really?!"
Borrowed from that Windows Phone ad of course....

Throw the damn wing back on the grill for Pete's sake, you look like an idiot.
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