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    Posted: 05 Aug 2018 at 3:56pm
Back from pooping out her latest progeny, Jan is bac..she looks great until she s grins and then..MANDIBLES!!
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To be honest, she really isn't THAT hard to look at.     Big smile
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I could "go places" with her, she may not want me to go there.  She's a baby making machine, I would have told her OB/GYN to add an extra stitch. Tongue
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Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:

To be honest, she really isn't THAT hard to look at.     Big smile

Her God-given looks aren't what I dislike. It's her personality/speech/acting that makes me wonder how any guy could [TMI censored out].
I keep encountering 3rd graders who sound smarter than most ad writers.
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Back from pooping out her latest progeny, Jan is bac..she looks great until she s grins and then..MANDIBLES!!
How do you know she didn't just skip up the street to the local abortion clinic to get the little intruder vacuumed out?
If she decided to keep it, she may lose commercial opportunities and 'Daddy' wont get as much breast milk.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Back from pooping out her latest progeny, Jan is bac..she looks great until she s grins and then..MANDIBLES!!

How do you know she didn't just skip up the street to the local abortion clinic to get the little intruder vacuumed out?
If she decided to keep it, she may lose commercial opportunities and 'Daddy' wont get as much breast milk.

Oh, gross! Was gonna get dinner but I think I'll wait a bit.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Aug 2018 at 3:40am
weeell since shes been pregnant TWICE now in her Toyota 'buffoon' career--i kinda doubt shes anything but a serial MOM

that said, shes just insect like to me--theres an actress on the CW Green Arrow that has that mandible mouth as well--like a set of FANGS
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Isn't the empty car transporter an old ad? Or did they for some reason do a re-make?
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Maybe she's really Chinese and we need to report her...or maybe she will sacrifice up her youngest.
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Her mannerisms practically shout, "Look at me, I'm so cute and perky and entertaining!" Could gag a maggot.
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Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

Her mannerisms practically shout, "Look at me, I'm so cute and perky and entertaining!" Could gag a maggot.

EXACTLYClap that covers it pretty well--like PAT and his 'i'm so funny' for a LOBOTOMY PATIENT schtick
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Her face alone just annoys me. 
She gets filed right next to Seth Myers and Keith Olbermann in my "please someone throw a pie at this smug mug" catagoryAngry
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Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

Her mannerisms practically shout, "Look at me, I'm so cute and perky and entertaining!" Could gag a maggot.
Wasn't there an old commercial where she stood on her desk pretending to be a cheerleader? Quite the attention whore. Does she pay Toyota to be the perpetual "star" of their ads?
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Toyotas whole ad campaign has a perpetual 'bad smell' to ALL their attempts
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"Laurel Coppock is known for her work on 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.'"
.....nope, no she's not.

She will NEVER get rid of "Toyota Jan."

I guess they pay her some big bucks for her to stay with these ads, the horrible writing and extreme cringeworthy humor.   


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a new term for her 'appeal'..
she grins with her JANDIBLES

'The Office'? No recollection whatsoever of 'Jan' appearing there and i have seen ALL Offices
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

The Office'? No recollection whatsoever of 'Jan' appearing there and i have seen ALL Offices


Probably just a 1 time minor appearance, like a waiter who brought them their food when they went out to eat or someone briefly on the elevator with one of the main characters or something. Something that wouldn't stand out or be memorable. Plus she may have had her hair dyed or done differently or w/e so you might not even know it was her if she wasn't pointed out to you.
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I think "Jen" bugs me more than "Flo"!!!
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Right now during sales times when i see 'Jen' about 20 times A DAY..yes
Flo still inherently more repellent..she is like Pennywise in IT
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Same here! I've just about had it with Jan's perky attitude and the woman thanking the salesman...at least 15-20 times per day on local Yakima stations! 
Sick and tired of Charter Spectrum (and Flo!)
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