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    Posted: 17 May 2020 at 6:29pm
I'm seeing all the pizza places...Pizza Hut, Papa John's, Domino's....suddenly touting that no one touches your pizza from oven to box. WTF were they doing to my pizza before COVID??
That's all I have to say about that.
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They never touched it to begin with. They're just using the latest sales gimmick for "in these uncertain times".

It's kind of like how some product that clearly doesn't contain wheat, touts itself as being "gluten-free".

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

They never touched it to begin with. They're just using the latest sales gimmick for "in these uncertain times".

They probably did sometimes. 

Obviously they have to touch it before it goes into the oven, but afterward there usually isn't a need to unless it's to straighten out the pieces if it accidentally slid into the box the wrong way and some pieces were askew. Then the cutting and boxing guy/gal might poke the pieces back into a nice, neat circle.

But now because of the "new protocol", any post-oven touching for any reason whatsoever... ist verboten!!! and they want to make that very plain and clear to the paranoid public.

Even though you can't get the virus from eating food even if it has been touched by someone who has it.





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This whole thing's getting ridiculous. And I hope this paranoia isn't going to be part of "the new normal", as some are calling it.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 May 2020 at 7:52pm
Well, with nearly a hundred thousand people dead in just a few months and the projected figure being a hundred thousand or more by June, I'd say erring on the side of caution is the wiser option.

I know I sure as hell don't want to croak from this sh*t.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Brendalou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 May 2020 at 9:01pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

This whole thing's getting ridiculous. And I hope this paranoia isn't going to be part of "the new normal", as some are calling it.


Amen to that, brotha
That's all I have to say about that.
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I see people, alone in their cars, wearing their facemasks. That's not "erring on the side of caution"; that's "erring on the side of use your f*cking brain!!"

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I could use a big slice of pizza pie right now!


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I see people, alone in their cars, wearing their facemasks. That's not "erring on the side of caution"; that's "erring on the side of use your f*cking brain!!"


 
Sorry.

Couldn't resist. LOL Wink


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

They never touched it to begin with. They're just using the latest sales gimmick for "in these uncertain times".

It's kind of like how some product that clearly doesn't contain wheat, touts itself as being "gluten-free".

A couple years or so back I picked up a bag of plain tortilla chips at the grocery store. They now had a large banner exclaiming GLUTEN FREE! I was nearly incapacitated by my laughing fit.
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Take it from a healthcare professional (me). You can not catch this by ingesting anything. It is a respiratory infection. It has to establish itself in your sinuses to infect you.
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Originally posted by Pazuzu413 Pazuzu413 wrote:

Take it from a healthcare professional (me). You can not catch this by ingesting anything. It is a respiratory infection. It has to establish itself in your sinuses to infect you.

Believe me, around here, I'm more concerned with catching Hep A than corona as far as my food is concerned. 
That's all I have to say about that.
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