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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Be Alert!  Scientists warn that something very hard is headed for Uranus
 
Some astronomers have taken to pronouncing it, "YER'uh nus" (instead of the traditional pronunciation of, "yer AIN' us") in effort to help stem the tide of ass jokes. LOL

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Be Alert!  Scientists warn that something very hard is headed for Uranus
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2016 election not over yet; Hillary Clinton could still become president of Russia if probe finds conspiracy evidence
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Fake nuclear attack warning in Hawaii still going to cause an explosion;  Last minute "Let's go screw one last time before we die" hookups will result in a mini 'baby boom' in 9 months
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Man bursts into flames after being Tasered by French cops;  Perp "was saturated with strong wine and flammable cologne"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5254045/Man-bursts-FLAMES-hes-tasered-French-police.html?ito=social-facebook&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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^^If you don't get the joke, it is only ONE free car that the entire nation must share, not one for every person  Wink

Move over Hamilton!;  Michael Wolff's pot-stirring book, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House to be made into a Broadway play
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Oprah may be running for president in 2020;  A free car is promised for everyone, but you'll have to share it
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Mini malls throughout the Mendenhall Valley have installed free laundry sets (washing machines and dryers) to ease the blight of methheads, heroine addicts, and other assorted wastoids washing their clothes in public urinals.




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Tourist OD's on Viagra, goes on naked rampage through airport;  Cops wore eye protection, extra gloves while wrestling him to ground to avoid any "shooting accidents"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/american-tourist-overdosed-viagra-strolls-11812119?ICID=ref_fark
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New marijuana strain combines THC with potent form of tryptophan;  Test subjects claim "It's like inhaling a Thanksgiving turkey!  You do get a little sleepy, but there's no munchies afterward."
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Freezing temps affecting most of nation;  After almost a year in office, Trump puts an end to Global Warming
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Vagina Museum opens up next to Penis Museum;  New Baby Museum down the street expected to arrive later this year

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Food companies slowly dropping MSG;  Most have found that adding actual salt to their products "greatly improves the flavor"
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Returns down 70% after UK retailers upped ante for this year's Boxing Day by hiring pros;  Tradition has it that you must defeat a store employee in a boxing match before being allowed to return or exchange a gift
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A study shows that your office tea bags may contain 17 times more germs than a toilet seat;  Researchers say "You really don't want to know what's in your office fridge!"  



http://www.viralnova.com/tea-bag-bacteria/
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Christmas 2017 ER Report:  Only 4 men admitted to ER this year for tying a bow too tightly to their 'packages';  One also had to be cut out of his Santa suit
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Dumbest criminal of the holiday season:  She thought she could get away with it


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/framingham-woman-tries-to-shoplift-during-‘shop-with-a-cop’-event-police-say/ar-BBH5gvp?li=BBnbcA1&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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Your "Elf on the Shelf" may be a cheap knock-off;  Many unscrupulous manufacturers dressing up shaved monkeys as a substitute;  Kids can't tell difference, being creeped out by both fake and real
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Portland, Oregon mortified that the homeless are coming to their city to die;  City has highest rate of homeless deaths in nation, with more coming every day to reach their "Final Destination" 
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You may be having unexpected guests over for Christmas:  Paranormal experts say to leave an extra wrapped gift under the tree for resident ghosts to open, even if it is just an empty box, as "They love receiving anything!";  Also, an important yearly reminder to poke air holes in the packaging when giving live pets as gifts
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Disney buys out FOX entertainment, other studio franchises;  Work already beginning on a Star Wars/Star Trek crossover movie 



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Newest holiday Hess truck selling out like hotcakes;  Festive 2017 Hess truck comes with a crane arm, carries eight working Port-O-Lets, and tows a large suction-pumping waste tank 
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Fashion experts say you are allowed to wear white after Labor Day;  However, you are not allowed to wear white when working with pomegranates  


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Woman claims to have had sex with 20 ghosts;  One ghost affair ended after being caught in act by husband, but she's "not adverse to conceiving a ghost-baby"  


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Survey finds that 26% of Americans & UK residents haven't read a book in the past year;  Also, the exact same percentage of people didn't even read the survey

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