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    Posted: 25 Nov 2009 at 4:34pm
Target is running this commercial every few minutes. Its entitled "War Room" on YouTube. Watch around 10 seconds and 22 seconds. She does this montage of hand movements along with a death stare. Creepy to the max!


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I know too many people like her.  "If you're anything like me...you're perfect.  But since you're not..."

This lady nails that stereotype. 


Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote korydvandyke Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Nov 2009 at 4:49pm
I watched it without sound (cause I'm at work) and it was probably scarier that way.

Here's a thought: Who records these commercials and rushes to their computer to upload them on youtube? Is there an internet fanbase of commercial lovers out there?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Craftychiq Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Nov 2009 at 11:12pm
That's the frightening thing, people JUST LIKE this Stepford Wife from Hell (because she seems a tad bit edgier than the traditional stepford wife) ARE the ones at the door at 3am and the first to tear other people's hair out! I cross the street if I saw this scary B*&^# coming my way. Lay off the caffeine lady:-P
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I was talking to my wife about doing a Black Friday run...she told me it would be a bad idea.  After watching that ad, I can tell that woman would be the one to rip out my throat to get to that dollar pair of socks..

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If that is Target's target demographic of these ads....   <Jerry Steiner>  eeek!  </Jerry Steiner>

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Actually I'd nominate this commercial as belonging in Commercial Talk category! In other words this is a good commercial.
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Wow, i never thought i'd see a commercial that actually WANTED me to hate the characters in it. I bet this is one of those heartless assholes who trampled that poor worker to death last year. Its this time of year when commercials REALLY start to piss me off.
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I think she's kind of hot. I'd put it to her but good.
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I usually don't mind Target commercials, but this crazy bitch is like listening to fingernails dragging across a chalkboard.
She's repulsive!
These ads are not funny, they're just annoying as hell.

I shop at Target, but I won't if they keep featuring her!
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Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

I think she's kind of hot. I'd put it to her but good.


WHA?! RC SHE'S FUKING HIDEOUS!! I WOULDN'T STICK HER WITH A MEAT THERMOMETER , let alone my own!
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Dude, she's hot I tell ya'. Something about those overbearing control freak chicks when you get them in the sack... they're the one's who usually like to be tied up and spanked and stuff.
 
I suppose you didn't like Marcia Cross' character on Desperate Housewives either?
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She's hideous. They should have just gone ahead and hired Amy Sedaris to reprise the Jeri Blank character she played in "Strangers With Candy," they look just alike. Plus the typical Black Friday types aren't blonde and feminine; they are big fat cows who come dressed in sweat pans ready to fight for that last Tickle Me Elmo, or whatever the hot new thing is.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RichardCranium Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2009 at 4:31am

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

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We'll DEFINITELY have to agree to disagree cuz I see the resemblance in that comparison shot
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....I hate this commercial series with a passion....I saw the latest one tonight and it had a different lady who looked like she had zero hours of sleep and then that annoying woman is in the background and makes fun of her...I wanted to punch the annoying one >O.

Either way the obsessive woman scarily resembles those types of women who you see in the well to do country clubs. The kind that host dinner parties every week for her equally shallow friends where they gloat and awe over each other's two thousand dollar necklaces.

Or the mother who puts her daughter into child's beauty pageant because she wants- no her daughter wants the limelight and trophies. Seeing this commercial fails on being clever it just made me not want to step into a Target store anytime soon....
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They dress her like she's 19, but I think she's in her 40's.  Which makes the childish ways she acts all the more creepy.
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WOW! We've been spared that commercial...she reminds me of one of the ladies from the 'Dangerous Women' commercial on IDtv.
 
I can see where RC thinks she could be 'frisky'; probably wouldn't be able to get rid of her short of a 'body bag'...and, well, I'd suggest not turning your back on her...
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Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

Dude, she's hot I tell ya'. Something about those overbearing control freak chicks when you get them in the sack... they're the one's who usually like to be tied up and spanked and stuff.
 

I suppose you didn't like Marcia Cross' character on Desperate Housewives either?


I guess that's why Kate Gosslin has 8 kids?
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Okay, I'm loving this. In one of the first commercials they show crazy Target lady bagging on her sister for always being late. Then yesterday I see this Target commercial with this laid back lady with a cart full of stuff. She's like "I still got all these great deals, and I didn't have to wait in line in the parking lot at 1:30 am like my sister." Then they show the sister, and it's crazy Target lady. LOVE IT. Brilliant advertising, if you ask me.
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She's weird and creepy I HATE her. AngryThumbs%20Down
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Originally posted by Vindicated Vindicated wrote:

Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

Dude, she's hot I tell ya'. Something about those overbearing control freak chicks when you get them in the sack... they're the one's who usually like to be tied up and spanked and stuff.

 

I suppose you didn't like Marcia Cross' character on Desperate Housewives either?


I guess that's why Kate Gosslin has 8 kids?
 
SIMULTANEOUS SOUNDS OF TIRES SCREECHING AND A NEEDLE DRAGGING ACROSS A RECORD!!!
 
Whoa! Slow down there! Not even a CLOSE analogy! That sloppy c*nt whore has 8 kids because John Gosslin is not only an embarrasment to the male population and couldn't get it anywhere else, but also the inspiration for Mike Judge's character "Butthead".
 
Besides, she only had sex twice to get those eight wastes of carbon and oxygen, there's no proof he touched her any more than that.
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So is it now safe to assume, that you wouldn't put it to her, but good?
Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Well I never said that...
 
However after demonstrating that the Jamaican Bobsled Team could come flying out of there, it would probably be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway so I wouldn't go out of my way or anything.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

Well I never said that...
 
However after demonstrating that the Jamaican Bobsled Team could come flying out of there, it would probably be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway so I wouldn't go out of my way or anything.
 
EDIT: But it would have to be post makeover/surgery/rehaul/rebuild
 
 
and (especially if it was doggy style) she'd have to stop f*cking up the back of her head with the scissors.
 
 
 
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