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    Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 12:23am
LMAO! I didn't believe it until i saw the mugshots. I'm sorry if this has been posted here. If it is, you can delete this. I just now found it.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

So apparently he got drunk with this chick who turned out to be a prostitute and offered him sex for a grand. He went back to his hotel room with her, paid her, and when he kissed her, she bit his tongue, hard, and wouldn't let go.

So Vince beat the sh*t out of her. LOL! He punched her repeatedly in the face until she let go.

Rest in peace, sweet infomercial prince.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote emrys927 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 12:32am
Maybe she really hated his tv pitches and tried to end his career by biting off the offending organ.  LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 1:10am
Wow!  He must be doing pretty well to be able to afford the $1,000 hookers.  Go, Vince, go!!
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote shadow Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 2:21am
This is funny on so many levels.
$1000 hookers are not supposed to bite.
was feeling nostalgic
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 2:30am
Why did he get arrested when she was the one who assaulted him first?
 
Sounds like he did what he had to do to keep his tongue from getting bitten off.
 
 
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Maybe she didn't love his nuts.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hezadancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 2:43am
This is too funny! Also, that girl doesn't look like anyone who should be paid 1,000 for her "services".  
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The only way this could be funnier is if he'd been caught with a dude.
 
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She probably got offended when he used his famous pickup line "you're gonna love my nuts!"


Too bad this didn't happen to Billy Mays. I'd buy a T-Shirt with his hooker beating mugshot on it.
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Awesome mabye he will shut the F up now!! That sucks she had to be beaten up.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote bluenowait Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:07am
Have you guys seen his mugshot?



You following this, camera guy?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote rickhamilton620 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:16am
Originally posted by bluenowait bluenowait wrote:

Have you guys seen his mugshot? ....



You following this, camera guy?


Holy Crap! Shocked I saw the small version over at Consumerist, but Damn.... that looks badddd, worse than most of the other "celebrity" mugshots they show all of the time LOL!
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That's freakin' high-larious!LOL
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Originally posted by NathanAlexander NathanAlexander wrote:

Maybe she didn't love his nuts.


MAN!!! That's what I was going to say.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JimAyzing Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 8:55am
If a woman was biting down hard on my tongue, then I would have did the same.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 11:00am
He looks younger in the commercials - 'camera magic', I tell ya. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 11:29am
Originally posted by bluenowait bluenowait wrote:

Have you guys seen his mugshot?



You following this, camera guy?
Confused Anyone else think the time has come for JLips to update his avatar?LOL
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Sham Owwwwww!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote deafdog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 12:52pm
Plus, the guy is from Isreal according to the PD report. 

Judging from the rest of the way the report looks, I don't think that was an honest mistake. 

Obviously, this peace officer is not smarter than a 5th grader. 

Damn, that's stupid.

I have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 1:21pm
According to Wikipedia, he directed a movie 1n 1999 called The Underground Comedy Movie which starred Axl Rose and Anna Nicole Smith.  The NY Times described it as: "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality, and mockery of the unfortunate"
 
He was a Scientologist at that time, but the church ran a smear campaign against him because of the movie, and so then he sued them.
 
Here's an article about him from 2004.
 
I'm liking this guy more and more.
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote clamshell Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:41pm
I wonder why he is wearing a hospital gown under his jacket too?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:49pm
He should have used the Slap Chop

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote shadow Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 6:11pm
This guy's history sounds like an episode on mtv.
I'll be damned, he actually entertained me.
was feeling nostalgic
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 6:58pm

What a story...very interesting reading. If they'd only pushed him a little harder, it would be an episode on 'Law & Order'.

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Wow.  His mugshot looks like a serial killer.  He's scary!! 
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