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Droshi 
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 Topic: ShamWOW Vince - ARRESTED FOR BEATING UP A HOOKERPosted: 28 Mar 2009 at 12:23am |
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LMAO! I didn't believe it until i saw the mugshots. I'm sorry if this has been posted here. If it is, you can delete this. I just now found it.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html So apparently he got drunk with this chick who turned out to be a prostitute and offered him sex for a grand. He went back to his hotel room with her, paid her, and when he kissed her, she bit his tongue, hard, and wouldn't let go. So Vince beat the sh*t out of her. LOL! He punched her repeatedly in the face until she let go. Rest in peace, sweet infomercial prince. |
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emrys927
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 12:32am |
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Maybe she really hated his tv pitches and tried to end his career by biting off the offending organ.
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A woman is like tea bag. You never know how strong she'll get until she's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 1:10am |
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Wow! He must be doing pretty well to be able to afford the $1,000 hookers. Go, Vince, go!!
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 2:21am |
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This is funny on so many levels.
$1000 hookers are not supposed to bite. |
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was feeling nostalgic
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 2:30am |
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Why did he get arrested when she was the one who assaulted him first?
Sounds like he did what he had to do to keep his tongue from getting bitten off.
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 2:34am |
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Maybe she didn't love his nuts.
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 2:43am |
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This is too funny! Also, that girl doesn't look like anyone who should be paid 1,000 for her "services".
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 3:03am |
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The only way this could be funnier is if he'd been caught with a dude.
From the people who brought you ShamWow!
Now Introducing the SlamPow!
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 4:10am |
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She probably got offended when he used his famous pickup line "you're gonna love my nuts!"
Too bad this didn't happen to Billy Mays. I'd buy a T-Shirt with his hooker beating mugshot on it. |
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 4:24am |
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Awesome mabye he will shut the F up now!! That sucks she had to be beaten up.
Mischa.
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:07am |
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Have you guys seen his mugshot?
 You following this, camera guy? |
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t(ò_ót) Double Deuce!
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:16am |
Holy Crap!  I saw the small version over at Consumerist, but Damn.... that looks badddd, worse than most of the other "celebrity" mugshots they show all of the time ! |
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booboo12 on NBR :D ;)
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:22am |
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That's freakin' high-larious!
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:23am |
MAN!!! That's what I was going to say. |
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 8:55am |
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If a woman was biting down hard on my tongue, then I would have did the same.
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 11:00am |
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He looks younger in the commercials - 'camera magic', I tell ya.
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 11:29am |
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 11:40am |
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Sham Owwwwww!
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 12:52pm |
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Plus, the guy is from Isreal according to the PD report.
Judging from the rest of the way the report looks, I don't think that was an honest mistake. Obviously, this peace officer is not smarter than a 5th grader. Damn, that's stupid. |
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I have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk |
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 1:21pm |
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According to Wikipedia, he directed a movie 1n 1999 called The Underground Comedy Movie which starred Axl Rose and Anna Nicole Smith. The NY Times described it as: "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality, and mockery of the unfortunate"
He was a Scientologist at that time, but the church ran a smear campaign against him because of the movie, and so then he sued them.
Here's an article about him from 2004.
I'm liking this guy more and more.
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:41pm |
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I wonder why he is wearing a hospital gown under his jacket too?
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 5:49pm |
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He should have used the Slap Chop
*rimshot* |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 6:11pm |
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This guy's history sounds like an episode on mtv.
I'll be damned, he actually entertained me. |
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was feeling nostalgic
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 6:58pm |
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What a story...very interesting reading. If they'd only pushed him a little harder, it would be an episode on 'Law & Order'. |
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Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 8:02pm |
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Wow. His mugshot looks like a serial killer. He's scary!!
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