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    Posted: 01 Oct 2020 at 4:23pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote I left the hospital before the doctors were willing to release me.


The 300lb Samoan male nurse snapping on a rubber glove and saying "Time for your sponge bath, Mr. ron!" probably had something to do with that... 

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Quote I left the hospital before the doctors were willing to release me.


The 300lb Samoan male nurse snapping on a rubber glove and saying "Time for your sponge bath, Mr. ron!" probably had something to do with that... 
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I was worried about you when I saw your post.
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OK. I give up.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


What the f*ck's going on? You're going into an ICU??!

Been there, done that!

I guess I was in pretty bad shape.
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What the f*ck's going on? You're going into an ICU??!

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

I'm just going back and looking at my epic journey through the health care world.


Must've been the part where you said "Here I am now...." that got me confused. Wacko


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LOL

I'm just going back and looking at my epic journey through the health care world.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

My truck never left my property.  I had to take a cab from Milwaukee back home.

OK.

Fine

So then... 

WHY ARE YOU 90 PLUS MILES FROM YOUR TRUCK, DAMMIT???? 

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My truck never left my property.  I had to take a cab from Milwaukee back home.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I'm at home.

Oh, so your TRUCK is still at the hospital....?
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I'm at home.
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Are you BACK in the hospital again?????
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I didn't want to park my truck at the hospital.  Running around to impound lots is not something I was prepared for.  I didn't know how long they would keep me.

I was at the first hospital only about 20 minutes before they could tell me what was going on.  They admit me and put me in their ICU.   Brighter minds than mine are working in the background.  The next thing I hear is that they want to put me on the helicoptor and send me to Milwaukee.  A better equipped Cardio/Pulminary dept.  Very sexy female pilot, dark hair.  She workd in both Hawawii and Alaska.

Here I am now bored out of my mind, 90 plus miles from my truck.
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Jesus!!  I've been wanting to add air to my right front tire.  My legs are feeling stronger.  WRONG!!

It's easy to get down to my knees. I go to trying to stand up and...I'm stuck!  I can't stand up!   I have to crawl around to the other side of the truck and yell for help.

I left the hospital before the doctors were willing to release me.
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Welcome back aka ron. Take care of yourself!
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

I expect we'll soon hear of his exploits trying to pick up nurses... 
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How old are you Mr T?  Spent any time in a hospital recently?  I was not allowed out of my bed without a spotter.  A tube in my penis! And the frequent question...Do you need help wiping?   Please!  As I approach my final days on this earth.  Allow me the dignity of wiping my own ass!

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I expect we'll soon hear of his exploits trying to pick up nurses... 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Oh, God. Is this going to be the thread where we all discuss our old-people medications?

 


I don't know.

But it's YOUR TURN, so...... 
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Oh, God. Is this going to be the thread where we all discuss our old-people medications?

 


I don't know.

But it's YOUR TURN, so...... 


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Glad your back.  Sounds like all the stress in your life finally caught up with you.  Hope one of those medications is a "chill pill"!  It's time to relax and go with the flow.  Hug
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Oh, God. Is this going to be the thread where we all discuss our old-people medications?

 


I don't know.

But it's YOUR TURN, so...... 
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Oh, God. Is this going to be the thread where we all discuss our old-people medications?



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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I never thought I would be a slave to the drug trade!

Just remember to keep taking them.

I'm on Lisinopril and Metformin.

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I never thought I would be a slave to the drug trade!


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