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    Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:15pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Handsome woman.
 
ConfusedI thought that was the referential term for 'women' who shave daily and hang out in 'Happy Bars', doncha know...like 'Joesephine' and 'Mikeshelle'
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Handsome woman.
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Is she the new face for Realtor.com?


https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wOlh/realtor-com-slice-of-the-american-dream
You're right!

I noticed the other woman was gone but didn't recognize luscious Ilana.
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Realtor.com...presented by DIARRHEA McBOWELLEAK
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Creepy character, I'll say....ShockedShockedShocked
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That Kathy Griffin wannabe????.ConfusedDeadOuchThumbs DownCensoredClownEmbarrassed
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Now, *I* don't know if this belongs in the Viberzi thread, but since everything seemed go to sheeit here, I figure this is as good a place to dump, and as ANY knowledgeable person will say, "A wolf will always crap on the most beautiful thing around and claim it for itself". These days, they're clean toilets.
Today was special...and I think I require Thor's, or MrT's 'insight' into the meaning of the 'artistic treasure' my behind left behind.
What does it mean when the stack-o'-turds from the same sitting are different colors and it's not the 4th of July and you don't take Vebrizi?
"PaW! Pretend you are Helen Keller and 'read' it to me! Prolly means YOU wrote the book, '50 Shades of Brown' and now YOU are famous!"
Then again, it could mean today's breakfast of bean burritos, followed by a vegetable farm feast lunch, and ending 2 servings of hot seafood gumbo created a single sedimentary set of droppings that we can study as we would if we were geologists studying layered earth to determine what happened when...but with no trace of Vebrizi, even if you count the pee.
 
Gives 7-layer bean dip a whole new meaning.  Shocked
 
Big smileTHANKYOUThanYouthankyou...YOU'RE insight counts also, but I need you reach into the subject matter a little deeper as I'm certain your fingers aren't as sensitive as Helen Keller's were. *I* would suggest you grab even more as you clearly understand me, without suffering from an early-summer brown-out.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Now, *I* don't know if this belongs in the Viberzi thread, but since everything seemed go to sheeit here, I figure this is as good a place to dump, and as ANY knowledgeable person will say, "A wolf will always crap on the most beautiful thing around and claim it for itself". These days, they're clean toilets.
Today was special...and I think I require Thor's, or MrT's 'insight' into the meaning of the 'artistic treasure' my behind left behind.
What does it mean when the stack-o'-turds from the same sitting are different colors and it's not the 4th of July and you don't take Vebrizi?
"PaW! Pretend you are Helen Keller and 'read' it to me! Prolly means YOU wrote the book, '50 Shades of Brown' and now YOU are famous!"
Then again, it could mean today's breakfast of bean burritos, followed by a vegetable farm feast lunch, and ending 2 servings of hot seafood gumbo created a single sedimentary set of droppings that we can study as we would if we were geologists studying layered earth to determine what happened when...but with no trace of Vebrizi, even if you count the pee.
 
Gives 7-layer bean dip a whole new meaning.  Shocked
 
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Now, *I* don't know if this belongs in the Viberzi thread, but since everything seemed go to sheeit here, I figure this is as good a place to dump, and as ANY knowledgeable person will say, "A wolf will always crap on the most beautiful thing around and claim it for itself". These days, they're clean toilets.
Today was special...and I think I require Thor's, or MrT's 'insight' into the meaning of the 'artistic treasure' my behind left behind.
What does it mean when the stack-o'-turds from the same sitting are different colors and it's not the 4th of July and you don't take Vebrizi?
"PaW! Pretend you are Helen Keller and 'read' it to me! Prolly means YOU wrote the book, '50 Shades of Brown' and now YOU are famous!"
Then again, it could mean today's breakfast of bean burritos, followed by a vegetable farm feast lunch, and ending 2 servings of hot seafood gumbo created a single sedimentary set of droppings that we can study as we would if we were geologists studying layered earth to determine what happened when...but with no trace of Vebrizi, even if you count the pee.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

A towable toilet...I like this idea!...
It's not new, aka...
...women can use these front & rear at the same time, as can men, who as superior beings can opt-out and simply use their old, over-sized condoms and a rubber band for that bladder dribble.
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Another big pharma drug with side effects almost as bad as the illness it's meant to treat, using cutesy-wootsey silliness to con people into using it.

The gut girl is a hottie, though.
 
She has an extra toe.
LOL

Her feet look normal.
 
I just wanted to see if I could make you look!  Big smile
 
 
Nooooooo you were not! You were thinking of camely-toe, weren't you?
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Another big pharma drug with side effects almost as bad as the illness it's meant to treat, using cutesy-wootsey silliness to con people into using it.

The gut girl is a hottie, though.
 
She has an extra toe.
LOL

Her feet look normal.
 
I just wanted to see if I could make you look!  Big smile
 
 
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...and, well...so what?
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ya know, these forums are getting a TAD rapey...

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



"Steamroller" (adult version)

Well, I'm a steamroller, baby, I'm bound to roll all over you.
Yes, I'm a steamroller now, baby, I'm bound to roll all over you.
I'm gonna inject your soul with some sweet rock 'n roll and shoot you full of rhythm and blues...


WinkFixed! You're so very welcome...Big smile


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



"Steamroller" (adult version)

Well, I'm a steamroller, baby, I'm bound to roll all over you.
Yes, I'm a steamroller now, baby, I'm bound to roll all over you.
I'm gonna inject your soul with some sweet rock 'n roll and shoot you full of rhythm and blues...
 
 
 
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"Steamroller"

Well, I'm a steamroller, baby, I'm bound to roll all over you.
Yes, I'm a steamroller now, baby, I'm bound to roll all over you.
I'm gonna inject your soul with some sweet rock 'n roll and shoot you full of rhythm and blues.

Well, I'm a cement mixer, a churning urn of burning funk.
Yes, I'm a cement mixer for you, baby, a churning urn of burning funk.
Well, I'm a demolition derby, yes, a hefty hunk of steaming junk.

Now, I'm a napalm bomb, baby, just guaranteed to blow your mind.
Yeah, I'm a napalm bomb for you, baby, just guaranteed to blow your mind
And if I can't have your love for my own, sweet child, won't be nothing left behind,
It seems how lately, baby, got a bad case steamroller blues.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Camel variety?


why? you smokin' a Camel, now?


I'd love to smoke her camel.

Or make IT smoke, anyway.

Especially in those overalls that are over nothing but her.

And those sexy black spiked heels.

Everything would be smoking when we were done.

We'd be a pile of smoking ruins.
WinkLOL"...the Love Bloat!"
Hosin' down an ol'Mule that got loose and caught the object of his affection?
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Camel variety?


why? you smokin' a Camel, now?


I'd love to smoke her camel.

Or make IT smoke, anyway.

Especially in those overalls that are over nothing but her.

And those sexy black spiked heels.

Everything would be smoking when we were done.

We'd be a pile of smoking ruins.
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^Ohm No!
I was lucky enough to have some women brave enough to rub my feet.
I would wash them first because love is only so strong.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Camel variety?
why? you smokin' a Camel, now?
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Another big pharma drug with side effects almost as bad as the illness it's meant to treat, using cutesy-wootsey silliness to con people into using it.

The gut girl is a hottie, though.


She has an extra toe.


LOL

Her feet look normal.


I would lick them.

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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Another big pharma drug with side effects almost as bad as the illness it's meant to treat, using cutesy-wootsey silliness to con people into using it.

The gut girl is a hottie, though.
 
She has an extra toe.
LOL

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Wonder what it feels like as it digs into your back? Do you get 'weirded out'?
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