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Angry McPisseron 
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 Topic: How do I become a?...Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 2:11pm |
 They should also add "Prick", "Buttsnoipe", "Enemabag", and "Dillhole" to this list.
 As usual, this horrendous ad was on my AT&T Webmail page.
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HollyRock
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Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 2:16pm |
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What the hell is that?
You'd think the graphic designer that whipped it up would have flattered himself a bit more.
Those smileys scare me.
The pharmacy tech has definately been helping himself to free samples.
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Yutolia
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Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 3:06pm |
I think he's been helping the teacher to them, too.  And the psychologist... that's not one I'd be comfortable seeing. |
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"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 4:16pm |
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In order to become a "Criminal Investigator", looks like you'd have to purchase a Red Ryder BB gun and shoot your eye out with it too.
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Yutolia
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Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 4:26pm |
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Either that or become a pirate first! Maybe there are some strange prerequisites that we don't know about.
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"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 4:35pm |
from right to left top and bottom it should be: 1. Pirate 2. Clint Eastwood 3.Whimp 4.Maniac 5.Weenie 6. Douchbag 7.Pshycopath 8.Crybaby. |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 4:44pm |
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What the figgity f**k?
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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Yutolia
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Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 4:55pm |
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Angry, I would change email clients because of this garbage.
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Posted: 30 Aug 2008 at 12:49am |
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I've seen the same with different graphics, as of late.
In a way, maybe it isn't such a bad thing for the young that are educated in regard to the use of the internet...and maybe lacking in direction, yet having these kinds of questions...I remember when I did.
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Posted: 30 Aug 2008 at 4:49pm |
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Well, the teacher reminds me of that horrible racist anti-japanese bugs bunny cartoon, and the pharmacy technician of a mentally disabled person I used to take care of.
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 29 Sep 2008 at 2:08pm |
I saw this one last night in the usual location.
But instead of evil human faces, this one has evil Jack-O-Lanterns.
That "teacher" face looks especially creepy.
  And I would not want to even go near the office of that "therapist" if I needed psychotropic drugs.
 Now I fear what's coming for Thanksgiving and Christmas...evil turkeys and evil Santa Clauses?
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 29 Sep 2008 at 2:24pm |
Same company...same web page.
I'd hate to have to go to that "psychologist" because he looks like he's yelling so loudly that it would make my eardrums bleed.
Definitely a candidate to receive the "Bloody Q-Tips Floating in the Toilet" award.
The "tech writer" job looks so boring that it puts you to sleep.
 And it looks like the rest of the jobs just turn you into puppy dogs & kitty cats.
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008 at 11:33pm |
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If I get to be a sheep, I think I want to be a Health Data Analyst.
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Yutolia
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008 at 11:39pm |
Sweet Jesus! What the hell's wrong with that criminal investigator's tongue?! |
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Posted: 04 Oct 2008 at 6:39pm |
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I think it's supposed to look as if he's licking the screen.
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Yutolia
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Posted: 04 Oct 2008 at 8:39pm |
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It looks like it's disembodied!
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Posted: 05 Oct 2008 at 5:12pm |
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I can't believe ONE of the choices is 'Tech Writer' - that is one horribly boring job. It may be just about as much fun as reading the dictionary and trying to figure out the story line. |
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 12:31am |
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Hey now, that IS fun. You have all the words in the world to make something up.
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 8:11pm |
That one---whether inadvertently or advertently (?)---kind of makes sense.
Private eye?
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Posted: 08 Oct 2008 at 3:44am |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 08 Oct 2008 at 4:07pm |
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I'd be afraid that the therapist might give me psychotectic treatments* or reflection therapy** that I really don't require.
* From the Star Trek: TNG episode "The Outcast".
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 22 Oct 2008 at 4:41pm |
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Another one of those asinine "How do I become a..." banners. Found in the usual place several days ago.
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Yutolia
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Posted: 22 Oct 2008 at 4:55pm |
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The nurse, social worker, and counselor all look really angry. Maybe they're trying to convince people that they don't really want to go into those careers...
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Posted: 30 Oct 2008 at 9:33pm |
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I've seen ads like these on MySpace. I googled it & found this ad here on Yahoo:
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Posted: 04 Nov 2008 at 12:55am |
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OHHH I got another spoof! idea!
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