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    Posted: 06 Aug 2014 at 1:40pm
My boss is so cute and nice. I can't tell him how I feel, however, because my job frowns upon boss/employee relationships, (one has to move to another store in the same company)he's married, and has kids. It's torture having to keep my secret to myself. I've wanted him for a long time now....
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I think Dave is already spoken for.




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What? Who the hell is Dave?
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Wasn't he your produce guy?  Or was he the thug?  It's hard to keep all this sorted out.


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No, Dave was the guy in the gay stories.

His boss is just some guy who runs a Walgreen's whose name we were never told.

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Corner him/her in an out of the way place and go for it.
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Sneak up behind him, reach around & start rubbing his crotch.

Guys love that.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

No, Dave was the guy in the gay stories.

His boss is just some guy who runs a Walgreen's whose name we were never told.


Wasn't there a supermarket produce guy in the mix, too?


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I don't recall that.

I thought he worked at a Walgreen,'s.

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I could be getting stories (and stores) confused.


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Sweet sainted mother of Barney Rubble... this sh*t again?
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^^ No kidding, Maddy. When I saw this thread title my first assumption was that Donathang's boss banging fantasy thread had gotten bumped up from the doldrums. 




Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

No, Dave was the guy in the gay stories.

His boss is just some guy who runs a Walgreen's whose name we were never told.


Wasn't there a supermarket produce guy in the mix, too?




You may be thinking of the Liquid Plumr commercial.    I can't remember if the produce guy was the "Drain Snaker" or the "Pipe Flusher" LOL


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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Sweet sainted mother of Barney Rubble... this sh*t again?


Kinda fits his past patterns.

Lays low for awhile under his newest identity, then gets bored & starts dropping the little bread crumbs for us to nibble at.

Great fun, actually.

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I could really use a spreadsheet or flowchart on all this stuff.  Wasn't it Ken who worked at the Walgreen's?  I could swear someone worked at a supermarket and had a thing for the produce guy.




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Maybe that was him talking about a previous job in which he had also deve!oped a crush on a male coworker, while telling us about his crush on his boss at the time....

So confusing.

Quote Wasn't it Ken who worked at the Walgreen's?


Possibly, but what difference does it make? They're all the same person anyway.



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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Sweet sainted mother of Barney Rubble... this sh*t again?


Agreed.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:






I could really use a spreadsheet or flowchart on all this stuff.  Wasn't it Ken who worked at the Walgreen's?  I could swear someone worked at a supermarket and had a thing for the produce guy.







OK, Thor, you have a task... go through the archives and find the source!
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(getting another sip of coffee)... wasn't Donathan the married one back then who had the crush on the gay boss?

And then wifey found the journals and went berserk?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Maybe that was him talking about a previous job in which he had also deve!oped a crush on a male coworker, while telling us about his crush on his boss at the time....

So confusing.

Quote Wasn't it Ken who worked at the Walgreen's?


Possibly, but what difference does it make? They're all the same person anyway.




And within that "all the same person", we had one who had a buncha fictional stories---so, there, we had fiction within fiction.  I dunno.  I lost track a long time ago.


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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:






I could really use a spreadsheet or flowchart on all this stuff.  Wasn't it Ken who worked at the Walgreen's?  I could swear someone worked at a supermarket and had a thing for the produce guy.







OK, Thor, you have a task... go through the archives and find the source!

I started to do just that...and then I came to the sad realization that I was doing that.





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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

(getting another sip of coffee)... wasn't Donathan the married one back then who had the crush on the gay boss?

And then wifey found the journals and went berserk?


Yes that was Donathan I believe.  And said wife was the one who apparently had the Cousin Itt look going on down south.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:






I could really use a spreadsheet or flowchart on all this stuff.  Wasn't it Ken who worked at the Walgreen's?  I could swear someone worked at a supermarket and had a thing for the produce guy.







OK, Thor, you have a task... go through the archives and find the source!

I started to do just that...and then I came to the sad realization that I was doing that.





My memory isn't the best but I thought "crush on my boss" was something I had seen before.
The donalexkenstimsandrathan personna goes beyond reality and truth, thus the similarities.
I thought I saw some parallels, one search led me to....'what gave you away'
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Donathan worked in an unnamed supermarket, Ken worked at a walgreens. Get it right, people!
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Who was the usher at the theater?   Must've been Alex, right?



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