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    Posted: 26 Feb 2014 at 3:07pm

Big day here in my area.  The Cuddle Connection is opening in the town next to mine.  It's a place where one can go for therapeutic hugs and cuddles.  $49/hour.  LOL

I'm sure it'll be arousing success.  Can't help but think of the Two and a Half Men episode in which Charlie Harper covers the desk at Alan's chiropractic business while Alan runs an errand.  Instead of just answering the phones, he hires a hot masseuse, and within minutes, turns the business into a successful brothel.  Unless Charlie visits this place, I can't see it lasting more than a month.  Who would go to such a place?



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"Appropriately dressed and clean"  I was hoping there was some rules.
Cuddling in a recliner?  That's no fun.  What if someone has gas, do you get a pro-rated refund?
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There's a sucker born every minute as the saying goes.

I suppose if they let you buy cuddle time in increments of an hour, & the staff ("cuddlers"?) are hot chicks & buff dudes, they might do OK.

Wonder what they'd list on their tax returns under "occupation"?

And talk about exploiting & cashing in on human suffering....

Geeez....

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

 What if someone has gas, do you get a pro-rated refund?

For $49/hour, I'd expect the cuddler to hug my farts, and tell me how wonderful they are.


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$49 an hour ...  Does that cost include a happy ending??
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



And talk about exploiting & cashing in on human suffering....

Geeez....


I'd be interested in seeing who the hell they have in their waiting room.  I can't imagine who would go for this service.


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Apparently, they're anticipating an all-male clientele, judging from the part of the article where they talked about how they'll deal with customers getting boners.

"Ya see that pitcher of ice water sitting there, bub....?"



I could not imagine a woman going to a place like that.

Maybe an occasional lesbian....

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

 What if someone has gas, do you get a pro-rated refund?

For $49/hour, I'd expect the cuddler to hug my farts, and tell me how wonderful they are.


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Heck, why pay $49 an hour for a hug in Caliwhornia when $20 will get one laid all over the 50 states?
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They have this crap in New York City, too. Have had it for quite some time now. How friggin' bankrupt can your life be that you would have to rely on a stranger to cuddle? Buy a goddamn pillow! Or a stuffed animal with "arms" for the same effect.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

They have this crap in New York City, too. Have had it for quite some time now. How friggin' bankrupt can your life be that you would have to rely on a stranger to cuddle? Buy a goddamn pillow! Or a stuffed animal with "arms" for the same effect.
Yea! That's right! And they make life-sized blow-up 'huggers', too.
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From the article:

“We’re very clear in our intent. Our intent is very pure,” 


Yeah.  The road to hell is paved in good intentions.  Give it a few months.  The proprietor will hire a business consultant and instead of being greeted by this when one walks into the business:



...they'll be greeted by this:



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I like the 2nd one better..

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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

They have this crap in New York City, too. Have had it for quite some time now. How friggin' bankrupt can your life be that you would have to rely on a stranger to cuddle? Buy a goddamn pillow! Or a stuffed animal with "arms" for the same effect.

In Big Bang Theory, Leonard recalls how, as a kid, he invented a hugging machine because his mother, a noted child psychologist, refused to hug him.  His father then borrowed it.


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I like the 2nd one better..


That's 'cuz you're trash.


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I like the 2nd one better..

Remember to wrap yourself, you rascal!
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That's all still better than poor old Victor Meldrew, who thought he had been seeing a foot massage therapist based on the recommendation of a friend, then found out via his wife, that he'd been paying a prostitute to tickle the bottoms of his feet with her nipples!!!!






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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

They have this crap in New York City, too. Have had it for quite some time now. How friggin' bankrupt can your life be that you would have to rely on a stranger to cuddle? Buy a goddamn pillow! Or a stuffed animal with "arms" for the same effect.
Yea! That's right! And they make life-sized blow-up 'huggers', too.


We should all pitch in and get Kenathang one of those for his birthday. Now and then it seemed like he could've used a hug LOL
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This was just featured on the local news channel.  Must be a really big deal.  One of the news gals was there, getting a demonstration.  There are 4 varieties of cuddles on the menu---full spoon, half spoon, girl cuddle and some other one.  I forget what they called it, but the cuddler sits on the bed with her back propped against the wall, and you lay back against her.  The cuddler wraps her arms around you.

The girl cuddle has you and the cuddler lying face-to-face on your sides on the bed, holding hands.

It all seemed really sick and degenerate.


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Nothing clean & wholesome like good old fashioned three-way, anal or S&M cuddling.

Weirdos.

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What, no 69 spoon?  Sheesh, how comfortable can you get on a recliner.
Spooning is great for staying warm and for new lovers.
If you have a king bed, we appreciate all the room,  it's easy to move around, get comfortable without bothering the spouse.
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This business will probably come to a screeching halt when someone walks in to be cuddled aflame with hed lice, 4 inch scraggly toe nails and breath that could gag a maggot.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

This business will probably come to a screeching halt when someone walks in to be cuddled aflame with hed lice, 4 inch scraggly toe nails and breath that could gag a maggot.

I'll work on that.  Where can I get some nice head lice, though?  


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