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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 31103 |
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I guess they are going for shock value or maybe all the destruction is just the norm for the demographic.
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jhiller21 ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 20 Dec 2011 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 726 |
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I still don't understand these kinds of ads. I always wish it was just a lazy fat guy on the sofa with crumbs all over his shirt watching TV. Isn't that their target demographic?
No one eats Doritos or drinks Mountain Dew while they're performing stunts, or hanging out with hot babes with giant flames shooting everywhere. |
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jhiller21 ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 20 Dec 2011 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 726 |
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Here's my idea for a Doritos Jacked ad.
Overweight dude is hanging on the couch watching sports. He opens a bag of the chips, and eats one. He leans over to says to his wife: "Honey are these things getting bigger?" "Yeah, and so are you" The husband has a puzzled look on his face, but continues to snack away *Fade to Doritos logo* That works perfectly with the "Men are idiots" market, and the "It's okay to be fat" market. Doritos, you owe me one million dollars. |
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jhiller21 ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 20 Dec 2011 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 726 |
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Even better... Sell the idea to Taco Bell. Make it into a taco shell that's double the normal size, fill it with beef, sour cream, and "melty" cheese, and sell it for $2.99. F*ck lettuce, this thing has it all.
Call it the Doritos Grande Mucho Bueno Locos Taco. By the way, don't forget to like that sh*t on Facebook... |
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Ad nauseous ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Connecticut Status: Offline Points: 23610 |
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LOL you guys both crack me up! Your ideas are genius! I used to like this commercial but after a couple of viewings I'm sick of it! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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yeesh ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Oct 2012 Location: texas Status: Offline Points: 40 |
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The commercial may be annoying, but the Doritos Jacked Chipotle sure goes good with cottage cheese!
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"Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life, son...."
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Ad nauseous ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Connecticut Status: Offline Points: 23610 |
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Ahhhhhhhhh....drrrrrrrroooooooooooooool. Stop it! You're making me hungry! ![]() ![]() |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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