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    Posted: 19 Jul 2018 at 7:22pm
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began running unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Monday Night football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program.

Can you help me please?

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Joe

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Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a “UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT” program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Jewelry 2.2, and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

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This headline had to have been phrased like this on purpose...

Did Something Massive Smash Into Uranus? (link)



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You guys are cracking me up.  LOL  LOL
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Bad boys, bad boys

Wha'cha gonna do?

Wha'cha gonna do?

Wha'cha gonna do when they cum for you?


LOLLOL

No you din't!


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Bad boys, bad boys

Wha'cha gonna do?

Wha'cha gonna do?

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^LOL

Maybe the handcuffs turned him on...or he has that problem some men get with ED drugs.

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^LOLLOL

"That's your penis. Alright" Embarrassed

"Do you have a Concealed Carry permit for that weapon?"


The cop could've at least had the proper "guy etiquette" to say "Oh damn!!! Sorry, dude!!"

I wonder what he was being detained for.  Adds new meaning to "search and seizure."  LOL
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOLLOL

"That's your penis. Alright" Embarrassed

"Do you have a Concealed Carry permit for that weapon?"


The cop could've at least had the proper "guy etiquette" to say "Oh damn!!! Sorry, dude!!"

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That gives me a headache just watching those idiots!  Is it Poppy season?


The funniest thing about that video is that the music wasn't added or overdubbed.

They were actually listening to it.



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That gives me a headache just watching those idiots!  Is it Poppy season?
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^LOLLOL

"That's your penis. Alright" Embarrassed

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL

There was a topic that brought this type of stuff out in the not to distant past.

Speaking of the past, Jimbo. I wanted to add an old gif that you posted many moons ago.  I thought I saved it!  It shows a little brother pushing his sister away from a sandwich, do you still have it?


I don't remember that being a gif (animated). As I recall it was just a regular still picture.

I don't have it on my tablet or in cloud storage, but I might have it stored on a flash drive. I'll have to get my old laptop out to check and that might not be right away.

But I will look for it.

EDIT: Did a Google Image search and found it...


Yes, forgive my terminology. I'm still an internet dumbass.

There was a news story on ABC earlier today about Gifs and Memes and how they have changed how people communicate.  This interweb thingy?  It's just a fad!  Embarrassed
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LOL  That's it, thanks Jimbo!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL

There was a topic that brought this type of stuff out in the not to distant past.

Speaking of the past, Jimbo. I wanted to add an old gif that you posted many moons ago.  I thought I saved it!  It shows a little brother pushing his sister away from a sandwich, do you still have it?


I don't remember that being a gif (animated). As I recall it was just a regular still picture.

I don't have it on my tablet or in cloud storage, but I might have it stored on a flash drive. I'll have to get my old laptop out to check and that might not be right away.

But I will look for it.

EDIT: Did a Google Image search and found it...


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^LOL

There was a topic that brought this type of stuff out in the not to distant past.

Speaking of the past, Jimbo. I wanted to add an old gif that you posted many moons ago.  I thought I saved it!  It shows a little brother pushing his sister away from a sandwich, do you still have it?
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! that had me in stitches!!!!! Kind reminds me of the schtick Conan O' Brian did where they put an animated mouth on a still picture on a famous person and said a bunch of crazy stuff. Funny stuff!


I remember those Conan skits too.

Ahnuldt Shvazzeneggah was one of Conan's favorites for that bit...


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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! that had me in stitches!!!!! Kind reminds me of the schtick Conan O' Brian did where they put an animated mouth on a still picture on a famous person and said a bunch of crazy stuff. Funny stuff!
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Definitely do NOT envy the chauffer.
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Kim Jong-un travels with personal toilet, say North Koreans

North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un travels with a mobile toilet built into one of the vehicles in his convoy when he conducts routine inspections of military bases and state-run factories around the country, according to sources close to his personal guards.

“The restrooms are not only in Kim Jong-un’s personal train but whatever small or midsize cars he is traveling with and even in special vehicles that are designed for mountainous terrain or snow,” said a source in South Pyongan province, who is close to the Escort Command tasked with guarding the leader.

“There are multiple vehicles within the convoy so that people cannot tell which one he is in, and there is a separate car that acts as his restroom.”

The claim was corroborated by another source close to Kim’s Escort Command.

“He has to travel around the entire country for field guidance, so there always needs to be a personal restroom exclusively for the Suryeong [Supreme Leader] Kim Jong-un,” the source said. “It is unthinkable in a Suryeong-based society for him to have to use a public restroom just because he travels around the country.”


Imagine having to be the driver of that car.

I wonder if it's considered an insult or an honor.

I wonder if his waste is collected and saved for "posterity".

I wonder if the used TP is collected and used by artists to make paper mâché collages out of.

I wonder if it stinks like sh*t inside the car all the time.



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