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    Posted: 25 Aug 2013 at 8:49pm
Originally posted by Whitedog127 Whitedog127 wrote:

Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Lemon-flavour tends to be the first to go with me >.>

Then again, I love liquorice, so what do I know.


I am the only person I know who eats the black jelly beans.
EmbarrassedMe too...but only after I am SURE they are really jelly beans. I also eat the lemon ones.
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Lemon-flavour tends to be the first to go with me >.>

Then again, I love liquorice, so what do I know.


I am the only person I know who eats the black jelly beans.
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Lemon-flavour tends to be the first to go with me >.>

Then again, I love liquorice, so what do I know.
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I'm not big on most lemon candy, but lemon Skittles and Starburst....delicious.
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Originally posted by jhiller21 jhiller21 wrote:


Are you nuts? I'm still mad at Jolly Rancher for getting rid of the lemon flavor and replacing it with blue raspberry. There isn't even such a fruit as "blue raspberry", and it tastes nothing like raspberries.

Besides cherry, lemon was my favorite flavor.


You're the first person I know who DIDN'T either give away or throw away the leftover lemon flavored ones in a bag of gummy bears/skittles/starburst/jelly beans/etc...
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Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Haha at the little black girl shouting "Lemon!"

Nobody likes the lemon flavor of ANY candy. The lemon ones are only there for when annoying people ask you for one, and you don't want to give up any of the real, good flavors.


Are you nuts? I'm still mad at Jolly Rancher for getting rid of the lemon flavor and replacing it with blue raspberry. There isn't even such a fruit as "blue raspberry", and it tastes nothing like raspberries.

Besides cherry, lemon was my favorite flavor.
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Okay....where do I start with my hatred of this stupidity called a commercial. The supposedly head boy looks like a freak in that outfit and looks like his has a few screws loose upstairs. But what truly brings out my hatred is THE FRUITIEST AND THE CHEWIEST!!!!! Blah!!!!! I hate screaming with a passion! There's no reason to have to be that loud especially when it's expressing stupidity! This commercial immediately gets muted as fast as it comes on.  I won't even buy this crap because of these geeky kids and their piss poor commercial. The whole vibe gets to me. I'd hate to think if they were teenagers running the factory instead of little kids, teens would probably be jacking off in the mix before they're shaped into bears and other...exotic shapes....
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The ending...
 
Kids and grownups love them so
The happy world of Haribo
 
That's what the internet tells me.

Thanks. I always thought the "lyrics" were some indecipherable brainwash words meant to subconsciously hypnotize the masses. I guess now they're less indecipherable and subliminal, but still an attempt at brainwashing.
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The ending...
 
Kids and grownups love them so
The happy world of Haribo
 
That's what the internet tells me.
 
 
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Originally posted by dizrythmia dizrythmia wrote:

i hate those haribo commercials. plus i'm not gonna lie, i can't figure out what the hell they're saying at the very end. i just hear it as "nyah nyah nyah something something haribo".


I dunno what they're saying at the end either. I mean, I know the TUNE, but I don't know the lyrics. Something about the "happy world of Haribo" which I can only assume is like a low rent version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
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Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

It's the exact same tune Kindergarteners go "neener neener neener" on the playground to.
oh yeah. thanks to this commercial, i always feel like haribo's mocking me.

no, i'm kidding. i just don't like their gummi bears. i think they're too hard. i like mine really soft, where it seems like they were just made or something. it's not totally the same thing, but i wish you could find jelly babies here in the states. those are awesome.
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Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Originally posted by dizrythmia dizrythmia wrote:

i hate those haribo commercials. plus i'm not gonna lie, i can't figure out what the hell they're saying at the very end. i just hear it as "nyah nyah nyah something something haribo".


It's the exact same tune Kindergarteners go "neener neener neener" on the playground to.

In pure musical terms, the classic "minor third" taunt, aka "nanny nanny boo-boo" (not to be confused with Honey Boo Boo). That minor third interval gets a bad rap, I tell you. But it is bad in this commercial. Bad.
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Originally posted by dizrythmia dizrythmia wrote:

i hate those haribo commercials. plus i'm not gonna lie, i can't figure out what the hell they're saying at the very end. i just hear it as "nyah nyah nyah something something haribo".


It's the exact same tune Kindergarteners go "neener neener neener" on the playground to.
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i hate those haribo commercials. plus i'm not gonna lie, i can't figure out what the hell they're saying at the very end. i just hear it as "nyah nyah nyah something something haribo".
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WinkThat IS the actual 'Haribo' plane - there really is/was one (you can find it on SpewTube).
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^ Besides the general weirdness of the commercial Pa just posted, I can't help but notice that the plane appears to have no wings. We do see the front part of the engine begin to pass by, but not the wing to which it should be attached. Then the next shot shows the plane farther back from where it just was. Ugh. Poor editing. It's probably a good thing there was no wing; I don't think it would have fit between the fuselage and the building. 
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Ouch...and yet another example of kids that never learned to not accept candy from strange men...an entire classroom is now missing - someone claimed to see an airplance close to the school room...
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Yeah, really...me too.
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Pa, the sarcasm went right by ya.....Wink
Must have had something to do with me thinking about Haribo...I should have just stayed away from wherever this all went.
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I was going to make a kettlebell joke...
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Me too.  Neat place!


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Thor, that's where that picture was taken...
 
Cool.  The day I was there, we were treated to the presence of a buncha Red Hat Society ladies.  They like to think they're as fun as a bag of grape and cherry Jelly Bellys.
 
 
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Cod, really!  I sure miss those infomercials when I worked from home.  
Confused...don't know about you, Hooty, but me? I get exhausted just watching them as I sit here...no - they have to go.
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