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    Posted: 27 Apr 2013 at 10:20pm
OuchI dislike everything about this idiotic commercial SO DAMNED MUCH!
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Especially the forced and idiotic expression on the guy's face after spiking the tablet. The only reason I subjected myself to the torment of watching this again is to see if I could use it to find the other one with the pep talk.

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DisapproveActually, I can overlook all the idiotic peons that (probably actually) work for Time-Warner Cable. It is the 'Coach'.
I just really, really (pleazusjeezus?!) wanna put a dirty sock in his mouth.
He must have been the boys' coach at the Catholic School for Girls that went under.
His 'soft shoe'-style and his voice drive me NUTS.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

DisapproveActually, I can overlook all the idiotic peons that (probably actually) work for Time-Warner Cable. It is the 'Coach'.
I just really, really (pleazusjeezus?!) wanna put a dirty sock in his mouth.
He must have been the boys' coach at the Catholic School for Girls that went under.
His 'soft shoe'-style and his voice drive me NUTS.
You do know that's Bill Cowher, right? He coached the Steelers for 14 years.
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Yeah, he gots rings and stuff, but he's a sh*t actor. That whole "I'm yelling, but I'm doing it quietly" thing.. what? You leave your balls back in Pittsburg?
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I've vented to the wife about these commercials - hate them so much..

These guys have the acting skills for porn..
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I have to admit, I cracked up when the guy spiked the tablet and when the guys were fighting over the TV and the devices.

But, that coach HAS to go! I can't stand that whiny voice! Somebody, please, punch him in the mouth!
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First thing's first, I hate Bill Cowher (the coach) because of my hatred for the Steelers, but these commercials are all horrible anyway.

"Enjoy Better"? That's not even grammatically correct.

F*ck Time Warner, they have high prices and the HD channels are down half the time. They've given me free HBO for the last three months just to keep me as a customer.
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Originally posted by john koenig john koenig wrote:

You do know that's Bill Cowher, right? He coached the Steelers for 14 years.
Confusedummm....NOPE!
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I have to admit, I cracked up when the guy spiked the tablet and when the guys were fighting over the TV and the devices.


I almost cracked something when dipsh*t spiked the tablet, my screen by chucking my remote. Then another example of "yelling quietly" when he mutters "download". That stupid look on his face afterward makes me want to bludgeon a baby with a bag of kittens.. and I love kittens.

The couch scene is pure dumbassery too. Fine, you want the cell phone, then stop scrambling to switch devices once you have it. Nope, got the cell phone, and immediately grabs for something else (they all do, not picking on the one guy). To me it's just insulting to think that any portion of what I pay these clowns is going for this kind of eye rape.

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by john koenig john koenig wrote:

You do know that's Bill Cowher, right? He coached the Steelers for 14 years.

Confusedummm....NOPE!

I'm a baseball fanatic (go CUBS!)


I have no idea who coach Bill Cowher is but I'm not a hockey fan. Just trying to stir the pot with the rabid sports fans.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by john koenig john koenig wrote:

You do know that's Bill Cowher, right? He coached the Steelers for 14 years.

Confusedummm....NOPE!

I'm a baseball fanatic (go CUBS!)


I have no idea who coach Bill Cowher is but I'm not a hockey fan. Just trying to stir the pot with the rabid sports fans.

*grabs your Stanley Cup between my teeth and shakes head until foamy*
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by john koenig john koenig wrote:

You do know that's Bill Cowher, right? He coached the Steelers for 14 years.

Confusedummm....NOPE!

I'm a baseball fanatic (go CUBS!)


I have no idea who coach Bill Cowher is but I'm not a hockey fan. Just trying to stir the pot with the rabid sports fans.
(My youngest son is a die-hard Steelers fan)
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I have to admit, the Steelers have a cool logo, and it doesn't have that stereotypical "tough" beveled look. I hope they NEVER change that logo!

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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I have to admit, the Steelers have a cool logo, and it doesn't have that stereotypical "tough" beveled look. I hope they NEVER change that logo!

They won't. Classics never die. Same with Red Sox, Yankees, and all the Original Six NHL teams.
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Originally posted by john koenig john koenig wrote:

Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I have to admit, the Steelers have a cool logo, and it doesn't have that stereotypical "tough" beveled look. I hope they NEVER change that logo!

They won't. Classics never die. Same with Red Sox, Yankees, and all the Original Six NHL teams.
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I honestly hate Time Warner (due to previous experience) and I hate this commercial (was that Anthony Padilla from Smosh in the first commercial?) but now I think I starting to trust Cower less, but then again who on NFL on CBS can you trust.


Also, I'm a former 49ers fan who is now a Chiefs fan.
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Originally posted by JusticeColde JusticeColde wrote:

I honestly hate Time Warner (due to previous experience) and I hate this commercial (was that Anthony Padilla from Smosh in the first commercial?) but now I think I starting to trust Cower less, but then again who on NFL on CBS can you trust.


Also, I'm a former 49ers fan who is now a Chiefs fan.


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God I love the comments on here...

I don't know who any of the people in this commercial are but they're all pathetic.  I hate all of the Time Warner Cable commercials; they are all equally atrocious.
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