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    Posted: 17 Sep 2013 at 3:11am
Who doesn't get creeped out at those 2 half adult-half kid characters eating at the table eating some Kraft dinner??????????.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Adznem Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Sep 2013 at 1:53am
The ones with the adult heads on children's bodies???????. That look uber creepy at the dinner table???????????.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Cat Box Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Sep 2013 at 9:39am
This one?

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Sep 2013 at 2:10pm
 
"Get your chef on"???
 
First of all, I'm sick of "Get your (fill in the blank) on".  Not that I ever liked it...or any such stupid, trendy expression.
 
Second of all, I'm sure actual chefs regularly get their sauces out of a Kraft variety pack.
 
 
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What's worse is that those disembobied heads belongs to people who appear on ABC everyday on a cooking show called The Chew.



And of course, because it's on network TV, they're all hip, wisecracking, repartee-bantering twerps who are too obnoxious for anyone with a brain to watch for more than 5 minutes.

The blonde on the left, if you'll note the resemblance, is Dr. Oz's sister.

Gee... I wonder how she got that job???

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I haven't seen this commercial, and just looking at the freeze shot on the video, I don't want to.


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Jimbo, she's his daughter..
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Sep 2013 at 4:45pm
OK, close enough.

Still, she obviously got the job because of being a close relative of his.

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That, and the fact they needed one person on that show to look like a human being.
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True!!!

Though she just squeaks in under the wire...

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Sep 2013 at 5:31pm
Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

That, and the fact they needed one person on that show to look like a human being.


Oh my LOL LOL LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Sep 2013 at 11:18pm
Originally posted by Cat Box Cat Box wrote:

This one?





Based on that picture....

Freaking hideous.
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Synesthesia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Sep 2013 at 3:53am
Why do they have big scary heads? why are they scaring me?
Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me
Without hurting me,
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Sep 2013 at 4:02am
I guess they're going for anything weird and freaky. Anything random and sh*t, just to get your attention!

Frankly? I hate it!

One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote timdubya Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Sep 2013 at 3:44am
The Chew-dumbest name for a cooking show.  When I think of The Chew I envision a fat baseball manager with a wad in his cheek.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ken 1802 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Sep 2013 at 11:15am
I don't get why the ad agency felt the need to put adult heads onto kid bodies. Why not just simply have two regular, full adults sitting at the table? Would make a lot of sense.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Sep 2013 at 1:39pm
Originally posted by timdubya timdubya wrote:

The Chew-dumbest name for a cooking show.  When I think of The Chew I envision a fat baseball manager with a wad in his cheek.


Right?????

And a big ol' string of brown tobaccy drool coming out of one corner of his mouth!!!

Of course, they'd have to call it "The Chaw".

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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I guess they're going for anything weird and freaky. Anything random and sh*t, just to get your attention!

Frankly? I hate it!


And that "I'm getting some parmesan notes!!!" BS....

"Parmesan notes"???? WTF are "parmesan notes"????

I guess that's supposed to be "pro-chef/food expert" lingo.

I hate when people use jargon rather than just speaking normally.

I guess they must think that impresses people or it makes them sound cool.

That gal is a complete dork anyway.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jeroboam Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Sep 2013 at 1:50am
"notes" are used by some in the biz. That giant head on that commercial is a real life chef. But chefs are a dime a dozen. GOOD chefs are something else. (Michael Symon, on the Chew and Mario Batalli are are both good chefs)
The Chew is not.
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