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But you'll probably hate this one: 

Contemplating breast reduction surgery?  Docs saying combining your boobs into one is both "unwieldy and uncomfortable";  "Better to divide them to make three or four, or even more, for better weight distribution" say top surgeons
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Great! You men walk into Walmart or Target, pick up a 10 pack of medium size boxers or briefs and you are out the door!

Meanwhile ladies already spend 6 hours in the lingerie department looking for the right fit. More than 2 boobs would mean an entire day trying on bras!

That’s just mean!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jul 2021 at 6:24pm
Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

Great! You men walk into Walmart or Target, pick up a 10 pack of medium size boxers or briefs and you are out the door!

Meanwhile ladies already spend 6 hours in the lingerie department looking for the right fit. More than 2 boobs would mean an entire day trying on bras!

That’s just mean!

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Jeez!  Not again.  Maybe it is the subject matter.

Do tell!

In The Man with the Golden Gun, Francisco Scaramanga is a typical Bond villain, flamboyant and menacing, with a supposedly unusual feature β€” a third nipple. But it's actually not that unique an identifier. One in 18 men have third nipples, while one in 50 women have them β€” and many people may have more than three.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MustangMarj Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jul 2021 at 6:48pm
Exaggeration to illustrate a funny point!

Women have to deal with a huge range of sizes - 00 to 24XXXL!

You guys walk into a store, pick up your usual size in jeans and don’t even have to try them on!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jul 2021 at 6:52pm
Sorry, my first post did not show up.  I must be on double secret probation.
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Told ya you'd hate it.   And a uni-boob would definitely look ...weird. 

Feeling cursed?  You might have a minor demon haunting you;  Religious advisors say to perform an excorcism on your laundry when you put it in the wash; "Quite a few demons don't actually possess you, but still remain in contact, this flushes them away" they say
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Cleveland's baseball team changes name from Indians to Guardians;  No change of perception from public that they are losers, however


https://pro32.ap.org/article/clevelands-baseball-team-goes-indians-guardians
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Pandemic lockdowns pushing people over the edge;  Some may even be eating grass on all fours in your local park


https://boingboing.net/2021/07/24/boanthropy-is-a-rare-psychological-disorder-that-causes-a-human-being-to-believe-they-are-a-cow.html?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=boanthropy-is-a-rare-psychological-disorder-that-causes-a-human-being-to-believe-they-are-a-cow
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Airlines facing shortages of jet fuel;  Passengers being given choice of landing short of destination and walking rest of way, or buying a parachute and jumping out while over their desired city


https://www.cnbc.com/2021/07/26/american-airlines-warns-about-fuel-shortages-around-the-country-ask-pilots-to-conserve.html
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Rabbits defeat French army;  Court rules that the French Army can no longer kill nuisance rabbits infesting one of their bases

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/brexit-news/europe-news/weird-news-europe-paris-rabbits-soldiers-ceasefire-8181446?
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If you have to ask how much, you can't afford it;  World's most expensive omelet is made from individually cracked caviar eggs and takes all night to prepare, but those who have had it say "It's worth it!"
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"Did you say donuts?  We're there!" Portland cops say;  Hundreds gather to watch people take over a street intersection for an illegal car doughnut driving event

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Mask-wearing rogue ventriloquists still on the loose;  Jokesters are inciting fights in crowded areas by "trading insults" between unsuspecting victims, also usually masked
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Public authorities say "Don't do this! It's illegal";  PSA's expected to air any time now

https://saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/sask-man-charged-after-flying-helicopter-to-dairy-queen-to-buy-ice-cream-cake-rcmp-1.5542898?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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Tantrum throwing 13 year old attempts to kick out window on airline flight;  Other passengers and flight attendants duct tape the little f****r to his seat

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/watch/13-year-old-boy-attempts-to-kick-window-out-on-american-flight-from-maui/vp-AANb7Ou
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Tantrum throwing 13 year old attempts to kick out window on airline flight;  Other passengers and flight attendants duct tape the little f****r to his seat

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/watch/13-year-old-boy-attempts-to-kick-window-out-on-american-flight-from-maui/vp-AANb7Ou

The guy who was duct-taped a few weeks ago is from a city an hour of where I live.
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Tired of all the Doom & Gloom on the news?  Survey reveals that 100% of people that do this one simple thing become happier almost instantly:  Turn off your TV and social media
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Oh the things I find to keep you entertained at times...

Medium claims she is married to Michael Jackson's ghost - but he refuses to have sex with her; Says The King of Pop's spirit lives inside her and uses her body to dance and sing, and makes her eat cookies

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3489204/married-michael-jackson-ghost-cookies-sex/?utm_medium=browser_notifications&utm_source=pushly


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Veggie Dog soon to be new mascot of the Cleveland Guardians;  Vegan wieners will be served as stadium snacks instead of real meat ones; No word if the furry Veggie Dog will also show off a wiener in it's hand

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Australians starting to riot over total lockdowns;  Australian authorities shoot rescue dogs rather than permit them to be transported to shelters, pledge to "kill everything that moves, if it saves just one life"


https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/australian-rescue-dogs-shot-over-covid-restrictions-report

(Note: There were zero covid cases in the region where the dogs were located...)
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Have high blood pressure?  Doctors say to stay out of the ocean, due to it's high sodium content
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According to the Gov't, you should all be dead by now;  Eating a hot dog takes 35 minutes off your life, study says

https://nypost.com/2021/08/23/eating-1-hot-dog-takes-35-minutes-off-life-study-suggests/
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Want a good burger?  Bring your own cow!  Customer at a McDonald's was stunned to see a live cow in the back seat of a car in the drive-thru


https://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/story/news/2021/08/27/cow-spotted-marshfield-mcdonalds-drive-thru-back-seat-car/5614358001/?fbclid=IwAR1ws7eGbxzx3fueK1BbxwXtfArWaikJwx_tviN-QA4kceJpQfxtKvop5AE&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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