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Busted: Nancy Pelosi caught on security camera illegally going to a closed hair salon during virus lockdown;  Claims "Bitch set me up!"; May have trouble finding a new hairdresser after this
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Protesters hang blow dryers and curlers on tree outside of Nancy Pelosi's home;  Nobody seriously considering them to represent "nooses"

https://californiaglobe.com/section-2/protesters-hang-blow-dryers-on-tree-outside-nancy-pelosis-home/
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Cockroaches:  The next meat substitute?  Proponents say they can be processed into any food, even your steak can still be crunchy



Obviously these enviro wackos have never eaten real food, at least not in a long time... 
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The "Empty Nest" may soon be a thing of the past;  Parents just can't seem to get their offspring to move out of the house, but experts say to have loud & wild sex to make them too uncomfortable to stay

https://www.dailywire.com/news/number-of-young-adults-living-with-their-parents-highest-on-record
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Box office success for sucky award winning movies no longer a factor;  Cinematic art & talent told to conform to Affirmative Action if they want a chance to win an Oscar


https://variety.com/2020/film/news/oscars-inclusion-standards-best-picture-diversity-1234762727/
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Illegal gender-reveal party in Toronto results in massive shootout;  Witnesses say rival groups were firing at each other from two or more cars as people were leaving the party; Hatfields & McCoys deny involvement


https://thepostmillennial.com/over-80-gunshots-fired-at-etobicoke-gender-reveal-party-shootout
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Survey finds that people don't like being told by a doctor that their upcoming medical procedure has a 10% mortality rate;  However, if told they have a 90% chance of survival, they are very happy
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Would you like a nice glass of Jalapeno Noir to go with your chalupa? Taco Bell to compete with 'two buck chuck' by selling it's own wine brand; Street winos seen pushing their shopping carts to the drive-through window


https://uproxx.com/life/where-to-buy-taco-bell-jalapeno-noir-wine/
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Touted summer blockbuster Tenet, or The Tent, or some other forgettable name, flops, and bad;  Movie theatre owners left wondering why they bothered reopening for it, also stuck with tons of stale popcorn
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Unwashed street bum sneaks into 72nd Annual Emmy Awards, hosts show before anybody notices;  Jimmy Kimmel found tied up in closet, crying and moaning "His jokes were so much better than mine!"
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Gourmet cooks warned not to plan on having paprika turkey this Thanksgiving;  Chinese snapping up world's supply of spice for some reason

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2020/09/so_what_happened_to_all_the_missing_paprika_on_the_store_shelves.html
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Millenials vs. Escape Rooms:  Escape rooms usually win;  Younger generation often stymied by rotary phone puzzles, sometimes until the time runs out
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Just in time for Thanksgiving:  Kraft releases Pumpkin Spice Mac & Cheese;  Careful reading of label reveals that vomit bags are not included


https://www.outkick.com/kraft-pumpkin-spice-mac-cheese/
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Masked intruder terrorizes news crews outside of White House;  Witnesses confirm it wasn't Press Secretary McEnenny

https://www.dailywire.com/news/aggressive-raccoon-attacks-multiple-news-crews-outside-white-house
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