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Dr. Fauci not yet following Malaysia's lead in anti-pandemic recommendations; "But it may be coming" he warns
https://www.npr.org/2020/04/01/825051317/dont-nag-your-husband-during-lock-down-malaysias-government-advises-women |
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Fun Nature Fact: There are enough mosquitoes alive to equal the weight of every person on Earth; Most people thankful they don't all show up at once to drink their blood
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Pandemic jumping-at-shadows freakout gets sillier; Sleepy Hollow bans leaf blowers amid officials' fear of not being able to hear the COVID-19 spreading Headless Horseman sneeze
http://hudsonvalley.news12.com/story/41974108/leaf-blowers-banned-for-use-in-sleepy-hollow-for-duration-of-coronavirus-pandemic?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark |
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Florida allowing people to visit nude beaches, provided they maintain social distancing and wear a face mask; Most who are going are saying they will indeed wear it on their face
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Good Coronavirus news for a change:
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/americans-are-driving-less-because-of-the-coronavirus-thats-hurting-red-light-camera-revenue/ar-BB121odd |
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TV networks moving to apply deathblow to their hated rival, the newspapers; Pandemic has wrecked the print industry and it's advertising, forcing massive layoffs and closures
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Millions of Americans out of work due to flu pandemic; Most taking up unemployed afternoon drinking to pass the time
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Do you feel like you are being watched? Most crime levels down due to pandemic, social distancing; However, voyeurism is up, because people are bored
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Revealed: Why kids hate taking music lessons; Being forced to play songs they think suck kills any enthusiasm for pursuing music later; "Parents should save their money on lessons and ear pain from constant practicing, and just let the kids play what they want" says an expert
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Post pictures of your dinner online at your own risk; Chef Gordon Ramsay can now savagely attack your cooking abilities and results on Twitter if you do*
https://www.noteabley.com/chefs/gordon-ramsay-reviews-tw/? * Apparently you have to ask him to |
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Investment tips for the Next Great Depression: Stock up on .22 ammo and pints of Jack Daniels; Both are great for bartering, and are even better than gold coins!
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Porn industry suffering from virus pandemic shut down; Social distancing making it difficult for performers to, perform, though some are finding imaginative ways to still make films
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Corona Beer changes it’s name to *Corona with Lime.....(disease)*
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Officials try to shut down city skate park; Kids rebel, not only shovel away sand, but use it to make a dirt bike track
https://nationalfile.com/video-officials-use-sand-to-fill-skate-park-skaters-promptly-shovel-it-away-resume-skating/ |
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Amazon.com delaying shipping of "non-essential" items; Online retailer warns "If you want to receive something by Christmas, order it now!"
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Drug dealers being hired as consultants by businesses during social lockdown; "We invented curbside service," said Leon, a ganger. "It's our biz, we're experts, cuz'..."
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Mr. T is here in the late afternoon?
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Easier to post it at the time instead of writing it down for later...
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CDC warns: Using pepper spray to enforce social distancing not a good idea; However, screaming at assholes who violate your personal space is still allowed, as long as you wear a face mask or spit shield
https://wjla.com/news/local/woman-pepper-sprays-customers-trying-to-ride-elevator-with-her-at-a-dc-wal-mart |
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Supreme Court upholds injunction against exorcisms, after suit brought by lawyers from Hell; "Possession is 9/10ths of the law, even in cases of demons taking over a person's body" says high court
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Horrible tragedy plays out on The Masked Singer; Host Nick Cannon accidently decapitates celebrity singer while pulling off the costume's mask; Judges panel shocked as head bounces across stage, leaving a bloody trail
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Congressional Budget Office reports that the national deficit can be eliminated; "The Federal budget can be balanced by fining the motherf**kers who violate the Do Not Call list" say Treasury officials
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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reappears after unexplained absence; Observers note that he might have put on a few pounds, and sometimes drops casino betting chips when fishing through his pockets
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California cities trying to warn people to stay off the beaches; Not due to virus concerns, but because of possible sharknadoes
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States shutting down energy-producing wind farms; Many claim that "the giant propellers are spreading the Coronavirus!"
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