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 Posted: 06 Feb 2019 at 5:35am |
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President delivers State of the Union address; People tune in to watch Democrat response, but go watch something else after seeing that it was not made by Madea
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Posted: 08 Feb 2019 at 6:14am |
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With tight budgets, police departments discovering new revenue
stream; For a fee, they will airbrush your mug shot "to show off your
beautiful looking face"
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Posted: 09 Feb 2019 at 6:38am |
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Sponsors & advocates of the Green New Deal claim that it will work, point to Venezuela and North Korea as success stories; Each American will receive a free horse that they can use as transportation or food
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Posted: 12 Feb 2019 at 6:14am |
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Most people found to have the 'Pied Piper' virus on their smart phones; Malicious code mimics addiction, entices users to unknowingly keep using their electronic devices for long periods
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Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 6:22am |
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Authorities warning people not to approach their cars if they are "glowing in the dark"; Phenomenon is caused by radioactive guano released from bats nesting in nuclear waste dumps
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Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 6:21am |
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Much like today, Stone Henge was an ancient tourist trap; Archaeologists confirm finding evidence of concession stands, ring toss games, and even a dunk tank
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Super-powerful steroids accidently added to baby food; Resulting 'Juggertots' can flip over cars, make changing diapers dangerous, and even rip phone books in half
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