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Study finds that your pets don't care for the names you give them;  Most dogs prefer badass names like "Spike" or "Razor", and cats really hate being called "Stinky" or "Fat"
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Invention of alcoholic beverages may have spurred human evolution;  Paleantologists suspect practice of fermenting fruit juices happened 300,000 years earlier than thought, and that it lowered barriers to mating among humanity's earliest ancestors
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Face-feeling sign language for the deaf & blind not working out too well;  Most conversations rapidly devolve into slapping and punching
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French rioting and setting fires over national gas tax hikes;  Protestors made even more angry by having to pay higher taxes for fuel to make their gasoline bombs
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Polar Bear Club cancels annual dive into icy water after real and hungry polar bears show up;  Organizers say "Some of our members resemble fat, juicy seals, and we didn't want them to get mistakenly eaten"
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Anthony Weiner likely to be reincarnated, say Buddhists;  Some believe he wants to come back as a cockroach
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Computer experts still warning that robot AI's are inherently insane and dangerous;  24 human workers hospitalized after Amazon warehouse robot attacks them with bear repellent;  Police shot the robot dead after 6 hour standoff


https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/12/24-amazon-workers-in-new-jersey-hospitalized-after-robot-sprays-them-with-bear-repellent/
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Despite her shocking suicide in the final comic strip, most people look fondly upon the Cathy cartoon series;  Many even think she could have been the face of the #MeToo movement

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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Despite her shocking suicide in the final comic strip, most people look fondly upon the Cathy cartoon series;  Many even think she could have been the face of the #MeToo movement

LOL That is the one and only comic strip where I wouldn't know if you were joking or not...and it wouldn't bother me either way (people's live change when they quit reading 'Cathy')
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^^ I don't remember much of it either, except that she really loved her wine...   Wink LOL

PETA protesting against clothing companies testing their products on animals;  Fashion designers tell PETA wackos "That would never work, as the clothes won't fit!"
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Scientists say you shouldn't be alarmed, because the sea levels are not rising;  But, they say, you should be alarmed, because the land is sinking
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After Kevin Hart's departure, the Oscars are considering going host-less because nobody will step up;  Host duties to be replaced by terrible SNL style skits, with robots opening the Award envelopes instead of lower-tier celebs
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California considers monthly tax on text messages;  Money would be used to fund programs that make phone service available for low-income residents welfare recipients so that they could text too


https://thehill.com/policy/technology/420982-california-considers-tax-on-text-messages-to-fund-cell-service-for-low
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 hours 36 minutes ago at 5:47am
Want to avoid a DUI?  Then drink "Police Beer"!;  Cops less likely to bust customers who buy this brand, as their pensions are heavily invested in the company



p.s. Not really "less likely". Wink  Your ass is still going to get nailed...   LOL
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