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Synthetic kitty litter could save your water-damaged cell phone;  In our next installment, you'll learn how to remove cat urine odors and stool stains from it
 
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Chicken embryo grows face of velociraptor dinosaur;  Scientists "weren't about to let the voracious little bastards hatch" however
 
 
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512-bird-grows-face-of-dinosaur?ocid=twert
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Apr 2017 at 5:15am
Highway Safety Administration mandating that toilets be installed in self-driving cars;  New policy aims to prevent "accidents when drivers attempt to seize control of autonomous vehicles to find restroom facilities when suffering sudden bowel emergencies"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Apr 2017 at 5:31am
People often get wrong idea when hearing something on radio vs. reading it in print:  "Hubble space telescope just spotted something massive coming out of your anus" a prime example
 
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Appliance repair service calls trending up, especially for clogs;  Millenials still not understanding that paper plates should not be placed in the dishwasher
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Symmetrical Irony:  FaceBook Killer Kills Self with Shot to Face While Trying to Book 
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As if you don't need another thing to keep you awake at night:  A new species of scary Big Ass MoFo spiders has been discovered

http://mentalfloss.com/article/94567/researchers-discover-new-species-giant-spider

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Summer cookout season has started!  Israeli protesters barbecue outside prison where Palestinian terrorists are on hunger strike

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Crime study reveals a headscratching statistic:  Thieves who steal hats from other people at sporting events have a 43% chance of contracting head lice
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Most difficult word for people to pronounce and understand?  "Rural" tops the list, say linguistic experts
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Trump negotiates arms treaty with North Korea;  In exchange for getting rid of it's nukes, North Korea will receive California
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A fridge-raiding growing teen shouldn't be discounted as a suspect (they are known to eat anything):

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/91605800/mum-fears-freezerraiding-burglar-ate-her-placenta

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Signs that Summer is approaching:  Global warming seasonal heat turning special Millenial snowflakes into just plain flakes
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Ancestral DNA test results revealing previously hidden family secrets:  Evidence of inbreeding "significantly higher than expected"
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Another victim class discovered, which you must not now offend:  Students who cheer and clap at assemblies should face "consequences" because they are excluding deaf people

  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2017/04/27/whooping-should-banned-beause-excludes-deaf-people-nation-union/

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Stupid Criminal of the Week:  Man caught with a hundred stolen cell phones after Coachella festivalgoers activate "Find My iPhone" app
 

http://laist.com/2017/04/17/coachella_100_phones.php

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May 7th is World Naked Gardening Day;  Unattractive people are excused from participating
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Low-intensity rift brewing in LGBTQ community:  Many LGTQ's are miffed that claiming to being B implies there are only two genders;  No reports of bitchslapping or hairpulling reported at this time
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Comey firing bringing Washington wafflers out of the woodwork;  Meanwhile, big trouble in Africa (see the clickbait)
 
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CA beach takes life guarding seriously:  "You are paddle-boarding next to approximately 15 Great White sharks" chopper tells beachgoers

http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2017/05/you_are_paddle-boarding_next_t.html

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Gov't Health Warning issued:  You should switch to gluten-free meth if you are allergic to gluten

http://thatoregonlife.com/2015/12/experts-warn-gluten-found-meth-hazardous-health/

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It's A Crazy Hot Summer, cont.:  Austrian Gov't to retrofit women's restrooms with wall-mounted urinals, unleash new PSA teaching ads
 

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/05/05/Austrias-Green-Party-to-teach-women-how-to-urinate-standing-up/5701494016577/?spt=slh&or=1

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College degrees becoming worthless due to continuing campus silliness;  Millenials starting to resent being made to look like whining babies by others of their generation
 
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"See Naples and Die" may not just be an old saying;  Super-volcano Mount Vesuvius may soon destroy city, though leaving before it erupts can help in avoiding that "Die" part
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Amazing Baseball Facts You Never Knew:  Most shortstops are actually taller than average
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