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 Posted: 28 Aug 2022 at 6:26am |
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Survey finds that most people would never say "You smell bad" to a stranger, or even an aquaintance; Most are more worried about hurting their feelings rather than getting them to stop stinking
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Posted: 31 Aug 2022 at 5:51am |
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Brexit separation continuing:
The UK was successful in building a border wall with France recently; The French are happy, as it keeps Royals like Meghan & Harry out of their country
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Posted: 04 Sep 2022 at 5:45am |
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Russia has now shut Germany's natural gas off completely; Germans not sure how they will run the generators to charge their electric cars
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Posted: 06 Sep 2022 at 5:34am |
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Feds pass new Electric Vehicle standards; Future EV's must have a yoke attachment so that they can be pulled by horses in case of emergencies
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Posted: 07 Sep 2022 at 6:25am |
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The Dutch no longer want their country to be called The Netherlands; It took a while, but they finally realized that the rest of Europe stuck the name (which means "crotch") on them as a joke centuries ago
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Posted: 08 Sep 2022 at 6:42am |
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Three hour standoff in DC as man is evading arrest after reportedly shooting a firearm by crawling on powerlines; This could come to a shocking conclusion
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Posted: 11 Sep 2022 at 6:09am |
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Martha Stewart goes topless to promote new coffee brand; However, she does wear an apron, so you'll have to use your imagination
https://rare.us/rare-media/entertainment-and-culture/martha-stewart-goes-topless-to-promote-new-coffee-brand/ |
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Posted: 14 Sep 2022 at 6:26am |
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Internet contest to name a probe being sent to Uranus goes as expected; Naughty entries dominate, nobody surprised except for promoter
https://futurism.com/probe-uranus-names-mistake |
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Posted: 16 Sep 2022 at 6:44am |
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Scandal! Lowest ranked player in chess tournament beats the highest ranked player; Loser accuses winner of receiving winning moves from radio controlled sex toy
https://nypost.com/2022/09/14/huge-chess-world-upset-of-grandmaster-magnus-carlsen-sparks-wild-claims-of-cheating-with-vibrating-sex-toy/ (Can you guess where it was allegedly hidden...?  ) |
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Posted: 18 Sep 2022 at 5:55am |
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Posted: 20 Sep 2022 at 6:20am |
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Scientists find that eating fake meat for too long leads to irresistable urge for the real thing; Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose near Razorback Stadium
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Posted: 22 Sep 2022 at 6:40am |
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New PSA coming to a screen near you; Dumb TikTok'rs should especially listen to it
https://www.cnet.com/culture/internet/stop-cooking-chicken-in-nyquil-fda-begs-in-response-to-social-media-trend/#ftag=CAD590a51e |
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Posted: 23 Sep 2022 at 6:41am |
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This isn't #fakenews; US experiencing a CO2 shortage
https://www.outkick.com/america-could-face-a-beer-shortage-due-to-mississippi-underground-volcano-gas-leak/ Panic!  |
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Posted: 26 Sep 2022 at 6:42am |
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Gunfight at the OK Karaoke Corral*; Argument over who should sing first leads to shooting, inebriation most likely involved, but not who was the better singer
https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/witnesses-argument-over-karaoke-at-cutler-bay-sports-bar-leads-to-shooting-sending-3-to-hospital-gunmen-still-at-large/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark * I made up that name |
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Posted: 04 Oct 2022 at 6:12am |
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Walking would be faster; Some people who have more money than sense are more likely to buy a wood-burning car and feed the boiler with dollar bills
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2022/10/03/owner-showcases-how-86k-gmc-hummer-ev-takes-4-days-to-fully-charge-from-home-outlet-1291795/ |
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Posted: 05 Oct 2022 at 5:58am |
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Rings of Power rivalling PBS at putting viewers to sleep; Even paid reviewers couldn't stay awake while watching the touted show
https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-analyst-fell-asleep-watching-lotr-show-rings-of-power-2022-9 |
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Posted: 07 Oct 2022 at 6:55am |
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Bad nightmare, or omen of the future? Democrats freaking out after seeing this picture:
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Posted: 11 Oct 2022 at 6:18am |
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Teen shoplifter steals/eats world's hottest Gummy Bear from pharmacy; Dumbass runs back into store in distress, needing help
https://www.bigcountryhomepage.com/news/main-news/want-to-steal-a-worlds-hottest-gummy-bear-local-pharmacy-says-you-probably-shouldnt/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark |
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Posted: 15 Oct 2022 at 6:45am |
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Singer Brandy resting after medical scare due to "dehydration and poor nutrition"; Everybody telling her to "Drink Brawndo, dummy! It has electrolytes!"
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Posted: 17 Oct 2022 at 6:08am |
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Hold off on buying those solar panels; Administration not heeding warnings that the same scheme didn't work for Mr. Burns in The Simpsons
https://www.theblaze.com/news/biden-administration-coordinating-research-into-ways-to-dim-the-sun?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#toggle-gdpr |
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Posted: 18 Oct 2022 at 5:59am |
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His mother made a video of the incident while at the hospital, says she will hold it over him forever:
https://www.iheart.com/content/2022-10-12-texas-teen-cant-stop-squeaking-after-accidentally-swallowing-dog-toy/ (Might also be video at the link, but I didn't check...) |
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Posted: 20 Oct 2022 at 6:46am |
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Hundreds of years old communal toilet damaged; Some suspect he did it because he didn't want to clean it
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/18/japans-oldest-toilet-damaged-as-driver-backed-up?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark |
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Posted: 22 Oct 2022 at 6:38am |
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Your children will be conditioned to eat bugs and like them; Snacks made of crickets being sold in Australian schools
https://www.spectator.com.au/2022/09/1000-australian-schools-are-fed-insects/ |
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Posted: 28 Oct 2022 at 6:55am |
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New York Post headlines hacked; Nope, wasn't me, and you can't prove nothin'...!
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/10/27/apparently-somebody-hacked-the-new-york-post-and-really-went-for-it-screenshots/ |
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Posted: 30 Oct 2022 at 6:05am |
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Did he find a secret to longevity? Man dies after 60 years of not using soap or water to wash himself because he thought it would make him sick
https://nypost.com/2022/10/25/worlds-dirtiest-man-amou-haji-dead-at-94/ |
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