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New Zealand to ban tourist vans that don't have toilets;  Tourism minister worried that "high-class" tourists will be turned off from visiting NZ because the dregs keep stopping and sh*tting on the side of the road

(You think I'm making that up, but here's the link)

https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/300161375/tourism-minister-to-ban-tourists-from-hiring-vans-that-are-not-selfcontained


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Signs of a possible long, hard winter coming:  Furry trout spotted migrating south along Canadian rivers; Also, Canadian TV production heading to Mexico & Central America "because it's cheaper and warmer"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote radioandnascarfan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2020 at 6:27pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Signs of a possible long, hard winter coming:  Furry trout spotted migrating south along Canadian rivers; Also, Canadian TV production heading to Mexico & Central America "because it's cheaper and warmer"

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Teachers across the country terrified about schools reopening, don't want to return to class; Not because of Coronavirus, but because the kids have gone feral after being out of school for so long
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Health officials warn that you should always wear pants when around wildlife;  Using dumb celebrities as examples of teachable moments never gets old, they say


https://twitchy.com/brads-313037/2020/11/23/how-johnny-rotten-was-bit-on-his-penis-by-fleas-from-his-squirrel-friends-if-just-the-first-question-to-ask/
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Canadian officials say to drive away from moose if they approach your car;  The officials say moose are moving into traffic to lick the road salt from vehicles, and will go through your windshield if you hit them (the moose, not the officials)


https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/22/americas/canada-warns-moose-lick-cars-trnd/index.html
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote radioandnascarfan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 6:07pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Canadian officials say to drive away from moose if they approach your car;  The officials say moose are moving into traffic to lick the road salt from vehicles, and will go through your windshield if you hit them (the moose, not the officials)


https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/22/americas/canada-warns-moose-lick-cars-trnd/index.html

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Stock up now, national mayo shortage expected;  Most will be used making leftover turkey sandwiches, not so much in carrot salads
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Has your favorite celebrity disappeared lately?  They may have been on The Masked Singer;  Due to the tight security to keep their identities secret, several celebrity singers have actually been misplaced and lost
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Has your favorite celebrity disappeared lately?  They may have been on The Masked Singer;  Due to the tight security to keep their identities secret, several celebrity singers have actually been misplaced and lost

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Unemployed?  Oregon has immediate job openings;  Good pay, free samples, and a fun work atmosphere entry-level position

https://www.koin.com/news/oregon/how-to-get-on-the-magic-mushroom-advisory-board/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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"Think twice before eating that!": Gas station sushi might not be your friend;  Food poisoning caused woman really weird & bad side effects

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-left-hallucinating-months-after-23104718
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Face masks not enough, you need to start wearing butt masks;  Evidence mounting that Covid-19 is spread through farts, not through coughing



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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Face masks not enough, you need to start wearing butt masks;  Evidence mounting that Covid-19 is spread through farts, not through coughing




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Everybody urged to cancel Christmas due to Coronavirus;  Santa could potentially infect every household in the world, but nobody wants to talk about it


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Breakdancing now an Olympic medal event;  Surfing also to be at inland Paris in 2024 games

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/breakdancing-olympic-sport-2024-b1767569.html
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Saturday Night Live paying for a live audience to attend;  Admits that "no one would willingly sit to watch SNL for 90 minutes"


https://nypost.com/2020/10/06/snl-paid-audience-150-to-get-past-state-covid-19-regulations/
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Be on the lookout for some kickass bacon: Feral pigs eat and destroy $22K worth of cocaine hidden in Italian forest


https://allthatsinteresting.com/feral-hogs-destroy-cocaine?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=ospush
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Authenticated Hitler poopy sells at auction for 50K Euro;  Scientists hope to study it "to gain insight into the infamous leader's mind"
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Frequently Asked Questions Answered:  "Where did the Land O'Lakes Indian maiden go?"; According to anonymous sources, if you don't see her on the label, it's because she drowned in one of them
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Bandana-wearing giant iguana attacks person in Miami;  Police confirm disturbing reports of iguanas forming street gangs to take over South Florida
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Bandana-wearing giant iguana attacks person in Miami;  Police confirm disturbing reports of iguanas forming street gangs to take over South Florida

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Food shortage confirmed in China, and that people are desperate to eat anything:  McDonald's-China serving Spam and Oreo burgers;  Customers can also order a side of flies, but most prefer to catch their own


https://kotaku.com/mcdonalds-china-has-a-spam-and-oreos-burger-it-seems-1845910426
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote radioandnascarfan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Dec 2020 at 4:59pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Food shortage confirmed in China, and that people are desperate to eat anything:  McDonald's-China serving Spam and Oreo burgers;  Customers can also order a side of flies, but most prefer to catch their own


https://kotaku.com/mcdonalds-china-has-a-spam-and-oreos-burger-it-seems-1845910426

I'd like a burger and a side of flies.LOL
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CDC grinches tell kids not to expect too much for Christmas this year:  "If your stockings are stuffed with hand sanitizer and sanitary wipes, it should be enough, because it means somebody loves you"
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