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Jersey Shore Candles the hottest selling gift this season;  Reviewers say it "brings the smell of New Jersey right into your home!"
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Miss America Pageant drops swimsuit competition;  "It's not like they ever got wet, anyway";  Plans to replace it with athletic pole-dancing also nixed 
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Exciting organic methane discovery made on Mars;  NASA: "We've found billions of years old evidence of bacteria farts!"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jun 2018 at 5:14am
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Bulletproof backpack industry may be doomed before it can even start;  Schools across country beginning to ban backpacks in wake of school shootings

Woman eats partially cooked male squid, gets mouth impregnated;  Though she spit it out within seconds, the horny creature implanted 12 sperm sacs into her tongue & gums

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-impregnated-squid-after-ate-12654166
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Jun 2018 at 5:12am
The first rule of Date Night Fight Club is that nobody talks about Date Night Fight Club;  Adding Valu-Rite to the mix also not a good idea


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jun 2018 at 5:15am
Statistics show that the teen pregnancy rate drops drastically after the age of 20;  Gender studies majors still confused why the same statistic remains at a steady 0% for teen boys
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ABC to order new seasons of Roseanne, but without Roseanne;  Al Franken to be cast as title character as "Louie Anderson wasn't available"
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Happy Father's Day! edition;  Annual reminder to deadbeat dads to pony up their back child support
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You decide!  The scales of justice are equal:  Which one is the more stupid?


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Long forgotten by most & thought dead, Peter Fonda makes pathetic bid for attention;  Aged actor tweets nasty things about women & children, hopes to be Alec Baldwin's VP nominee
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Woman claims that drinking her dog's urine cleared up her chronic acne;  However, while she now looks good, she also has worms 


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Canadian children being kept in cages after crossing into U.S.;  Canadian parents say "eh, so what, just as long as they feed'em while we're here on vacation"
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New treatment announced for gambling addicts:  Gamblers can only bet on sloth races, which can take weeks for a winner to cross finish line;  "All of the anticipation and excitement is drawn out over time in one game, instead of a multitude of games with quicker resolution" says a prof
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CNN claiming they have "the greatest ratings ever", but people not named "CNN" disagree;  Even This Just In! consistently beats CNN in the ratings

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School participation up this year for Career Mentoring Day;  Many students get first hand job experience


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California getting weirder by the day, may need to be isolated from rest of US;  Trump:  "We're going to need a longer wall, I tell you, much longer"
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Brooklyn Bridge reported stolen;  Man files police report, claiming that someone sold "some naive sap" a fake deed to his bridge
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USA Independence Day celebrations over, travel advisory lifted;  British nationals no longer have to hide their tea

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Climate Change entering new disturbing phase;  People freaking out when they learn that half the planet is getting hotter while the other half is getting colder, at the same time

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Going to church can keep you out of Heaven;  Study finds that people who go to church live a few years longer than those who don't
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Vicious bitches not limited to the human world;  Female Black Widow spiders often fake being lesbians to attract, kill (and eat) their female rivals

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Thai cave rescue TV coverage gets better ratings than World Cup;  Belgium team so bad that bookies not taking bets they'd win against Thai kids soccer team in exhibition match
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Trump to pack Supreme Court to 11 judges and create a SCOTUS football team;  RBG angling to be a linebacker

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And safe for Fake Jamaican three card monte weed dealers ..
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Police arrest crazed drug-dealing criminal shoplifting in grocery store;  Yellin' melon felon now gellin' in a cell for sellin'
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