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Antifa protestors electrocuted while tearing down bronze Confederate soldier statue;  Police say "Seems they forgot to unplug the anti-pigeon shocker devices, but there you go"
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Jaguars, Ravens, other NFL teams soon to be replaced with cheaper H1B players;  Pittsburgh Steelers act like babies, wonder why their team merch sales are drastically dropping
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Rockettes to sue NFL teams over arm linking;  "The players can't dance at all, and are giving us professionals a bad name" say dancers
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Sep 2017 at 5:56am
NFL losing fans and viewers even as the NHL sees a surge in popularity;  "Most people are finding that hockey is more exciting, and that the lyrics to O Canada are so easy to remember"
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New Civil War in America is a real and looming thing;  Escalating dispute between sides centers around whether mustard should be put on hamburgers, or not
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Survey finds that 79% of people think it would be cool to own a monkey;  But, previous owners warn they are terrorizing little sh*ts which enjoy pissing in your shoes and holding your nose closed while you sleep, and worse behavior
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Missing link for genital herpes discovered;  Now you can blame your 2 million-years ago Paleolithic "Nutcracker Man" ancestors for your misery

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/zm3gpa/this-paleolithic-dick-gave-us-genital-herpes
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Going camping?  The #1 thing you need to scare off wolves, bears, and Big Foot:  A noisy portable hand vacuum cleaner;  Experts say to make sure your Dustbuster is fully charged before setting out  
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Researchers find that rats have only 3 priorities: Food, sex, and escaping danger;  Also discovered, a conflict between which course of action to follow is what usually gets a rat killed
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Cosmetics industry finds way to reduce glut of false eyelashes inventory by creating a new fad:  Nose hair extensions can make you the most beautiful person in the room!  


(Yes, it's true...)

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/07/nose-hair-extensions-are-the-next-hot-beauty-trend-everyone-needs-to-try-6983493/
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California wine country fires reduce this year's vintage;  But, it is expected to sell out due to "it's unique, smoky flavour"


(Because Smoke Contamination)
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Plot for future Tom Hanks airport movie revealed:

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/plastic-surgery-tourists-stuck-in-airport-because-their-passports-dont-match-their-faces.html


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Pacific islanders miraculously saved;  Sea levels fall dramatically after Al Gore leaves water at the beach  
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"Fake News" goes legit:  Networks now selling air time for fake ads to go with their fake news;  Also, TV anchors may be up to 40% fake themselves, due to career-saving plastic surgery
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Playboy to feature transgender Playmate;  But, they won't tell you which one it will be

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/19/arts/playboy-playmate-transgender.html?smid=tw-nytimes&amp;smtyp=cur
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^^ What?  No "Thanks" for warning you...?   LOL

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Travel guides universally agree:  Milwaukee can't be all that bad a place to visit, considering that people choose to live there
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Bid Early & Bid Often!  eBay putting itself up for auction on eBay
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Little girls getting racist grief from SJW's for dressing up as Disney's Moana character for Halloween;  Most now switching to dress up classy instead, choosing Melania Trump for inspiration
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Russian influence investigation backfiring;  The longer the story continues, the clearer it is that the only person in Washington without close ties to the Russians is Trump
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Study finds that people pay more attention to their smart phone than to a baby;  Apple pledges to reverse this trend by designing the future iPhone 11 "to sh*t in your hand" if you use it too long;  Diaper accessory also to be made available
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Last season for House of Cards on Netflix;  Actors on series out looking for work after Spacey opens his yap
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"Fat shaming" becoming a popular pastime in cities around the world;  Calls made to ban Coca-Cola Christmas truck from Liverpool "because 30% of our 11-year-olds are fat little fvcks and it's Coca Cola's fault"


http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-41810436
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Networks not even remembering news they reported weeks ago;  Media incensed that Trump suggested death penalty for Truck Jihadist, but had not called for the same in the case of the Las Vegas shooter  



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Didn't get the word:  Many fans still lining up for an 8th game of the World Series, more waiting for the game to be televised

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Things people can't do today:  Anthropologists say very early humans were flexible enough to lick their own privates, much like cats and dogs can
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Breathalyzer test to be required before voting;  Election supervisors around country reported upsurge in VWI (Voting While Intoxicated) incidents
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