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A new scientific study that may amaze or disgust you:  Bacterial swab tests of TV remotes show that they are more filthy than your toilet;  Researchers recommend not licking your fingers after changing channels
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Scientists "absolutely stunned" by results of latest research:  Plants grow better during the Global Warming phase of Climate Change than they do during the Global Cooling phase
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Cursive writing has become a "secret language" for older adults;  Most people under 25 cannot read it, much less write it
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99.4% of the world's wealth is controlled by sixth-tenths of a single person;  The mystery person doesn't have a phone and won't answer the door, and is always hiding from millions of "You shiftless bums" wanting a handout
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Millions still in shock that Hillary lost;  Many supporters expect that their Thanksgiving turkey will "taste like bitter crow"
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President pardons turkeys for Thanksgiving;  Hillary Clinton not among them
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Statistics show that criminals commit less crime after they've been shot;  With increase in private gun ownership, most criminals now feel it is safer in prison
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Chicago politician hospitalized after speaking out against aggressive squirrels;  In a strange twist of fate, a squirrel put him there
 
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No, they aren't clowning around;  McDonald's launches Nutella burger 

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/mcdonalds-nutella-burger-italy-big-mac-a7412016.html

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Was your Thanksgiving turkey too dry or bland?  Expert scientist says to blame it on "Climate Change";  Thousands with poor cooking skills seizing on that silly excuse
 
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Static cling driving you crazy?  Throw a chopped onion into the clothes dryer;  The ancients used a similar remedy thousands of years ago, say historians
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Man catches fire while waiting at bus stop;  Nearby crowd douses flames by peeing on him;  Nobody sacrificed their coffee, but many women stood on a bench to get height
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<ahem>  Beaver.  Make your own jokes...  Tongue
 

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Study finds that wearing socks to bed can improve your sex life;  On your feet, of course
 
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A University of Groningen study found that, when provided with socks to wear, brain scans showed 80 per cent of couples were able to reach orgasm, compared to just 50% who could climax without socks.
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5 parking tickets issued to SUV with driver's corpse inside;  Meter maids upset that one of their "easy ticket" quota sources found
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Inside Entertainment Scoop! Justin Bieber possible Grammy Winner. David Bowie, Not;  Music indistry now seen as the joke it is 

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Dental study shows that smiling removes plaque;  However, you have to do it yourself, others can't do it for you
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Garden gnomes claim yet another victim;  Magician fell to his death onto pointy hats while attempting to escape from hanging cage;  Assistants "begged him to use sharks instead"
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Wonder Woman dropped as Honorary UN Ambassador;  Certain cultures expressed discomfort with the idea of a skimpily dressed violence prone woman being a potential role model for their female populations
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'Panic Week' begins Monday, the traditional desperation shopping spree before Christmas;  The most popular last-minute gifts continue to be booze, lottery tickets, and gift cards
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Employees at adult store scare off armed robber by throwing sex toys at him;  "Every time he turned his back on an employee, they'd aim at his butt.  He's lucky nothing stuck"

http://laughingsquid.com/employees-of-an-adult-store-scare-off-an-armed-robber-by-throwing-assorted-sex-toys-at-him/

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The Great Drunken Christmas Light Fight claims two houses;  Two competing neighbors across road from each other manage to burn down each others' homes;  National Lampoon seeking the film rights for a new Christmas movie
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Sex education in American schools deemed an "utter failure" because students don't understand simple biological differences between sexes;  Columbia University students vote to install free tampon machines in men's room "because men menstruate, obviously"
 
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LGBT community upset that there are no openly gay characters in the Star Wars films;  The Q's and Furries are, however "very happy with the wide variety of alien species represented"
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