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Crooks use wrinkle cream to make their fingerprints go away;  Police left empty handed
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FaceBook's server down. Millions dumbfounded and plan to sue. 
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U.S. Census reports:  2010 prom accidents up
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Tiger Woods plans to sue Kellogs Cereal, claiming there is just one Tiger. And he's great.
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Latest study:  Cats and yodeling:  They do not respond as expected
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World Ends Tonight!  Details at 11:00.
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YouTube causing obesity due to lazy people sitting and watching videos all day;  Name to be changed to YouTubs
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Jerry Springer worried;  "I'm running out of trailer trash freaks!"
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USA Today: Tiger pulls out of the PGA. ESPN & Golf Channel announce massive layoffs.
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 VP Joe Biden accepts job as new White House parking valet;  Says "It's great to finally be #%&@ doing something!"
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This Just In: Life Is NOT Fair! "It just plain sucks," whines some emo chick.
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Mullet nearing extinction;  PETA to picket barber shops and hair salons in protest

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Goldschl√§ger Tequilia announced;  Each bottle to contain a goldfish instead of a worm;  Frat houses rejoice
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Bush's Baked Beans founder passed away leaving the secret recipe to his talking dog. News stations scramble for first "interview." 
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

USA Today: Tiger pulls out of PGA.
 
 
   Patricia Gail Anderson aka "PGA"
 
Says she's disappointed he pulled out when he did.
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Delay announced in making self-cleaning carpet out of cockroaches;  "We just have to figure out how to keep them from squishing when walked upon."
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British theme park holding smelly urine contest for Saw movie attraction;  $1000 prize draws standing-room only crowd
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(That previous one is real, btw....  Big%20smile)
 
Safelite AutoGlass to expand into TV screen repair;  Massive television ad campaign planned
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The Detroit Prostitute Union sues the maker of Bounty paper towels for using their slogan: The quicker picker-upper. The supreme court plans to absorb all this at a later date.
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Expose!  Hand models with fungus infections:  Menace to society!
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Gulf oil spill spreads;  Coast Guard issues warning advisory for Kansas beaches
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Leaking Gulf oil well to be plugged with BP execs present at the site
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Albino Loch Ness monster sighted;  Scottish nudist resort closes shore as precaution
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 Virginia halts it's temporary buzzard hunt season sighting too many accidental shootings.
Officials say hunters were placing roadkill as bait for the bird near rural bus stops. One eyewitness who's car was riddled with buckshot exclaims"those wacky Viginians will shoot anything that moves!"
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