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MrTim 
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 Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:55pm |
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Crooks use wrinkle cream to make their fingerprints go away; Police left empty handed
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Tiz
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Posted: 08 May 2010 at 12:13am |
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FaceBook's server down. Millions dumbfounded and plan to sue.
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MrTim
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Posted: 08 May 2010 at 11:18pm |
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U.S. Census reports: 2010 prom accidents up
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Tiz
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Posted: 09 May 2010 at 12:43am |
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Tiger Woods plans to sue Kellogs Cereal, claiming there is just one Tiger. And he's great.
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MrTim
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Posted: 09 May 2010 at 11:26pm |
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Latest study: Cats and yodeling: They do not respond as expected
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Posted: 10 May 2010 at 12:18am |
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World Ends Tonight! Details at 11:00.
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MrTim
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Posted: 10 May 2010 at 5:03am |
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YouTube causing obesity due to lazy people sitting and watching videos all day; Name to be changed to YouTubs
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MrTim
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Posted: 11 May 2010 at 4:27am |
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Jerry Springer worried; "I'm running out of trailer trash freaks!"
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Tiz
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Posted: 11 May 2010 at 10:00pm |
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USA Today: Tiger pulls out of the PGA. ESPN & Golf Channel announce massive layoffs.
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MrTim
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Posted: 11 May 2010 at 11:38pm |
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VP Joe Biden accepts job as new White House parking valet; Says "It's great to finally be #%&@ doing something!"
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Posted: 12 May 2010 at 10:22pm |
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This Just In: Life Is NOT Fair! "It just plain sucks," whines some emo chick.
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MrTim
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Posted: 13 May 2010 at 4:44am |
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Mullet nearing extinction; PETA to picket barber shops and hair salons in protest |
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MrTim
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Posted: 14 May 2010 at 3:58am |
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Goldschläger Tequilia announced; Each bottle to contain a goldfish instead of a worm; Frat houses rejoice
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Posted: 14 May 2010 at 6:07pm |
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"Oil Slick in Gulf Continues to Worsen! PaWolf once again failed to get drunk before Noon! Solutions for both emergencies will be looked into tomorrow morning..." |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Tiz
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Posted: 14 May 2010 at 8:44pm |
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Bush's Baked Beans founder passed away leaving the secret recipe to his talking dog. News stations scramble for first "interview."
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Posted: 14 May 2010 at 10:46pm |
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Says she's disappointed he pulled out when he did.
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MrTim
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Posted: 15 May 2010 at 4:44am |
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Delay announced in making self-cleaning carpet out of cockroaches; "We just have to figure out how to keep them from squishing when walked upon."
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MrTim
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Posted: 16 May 2010 at 4:08am |
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British theme park holding smelly urine contest for Saw movie attraction; $1000 prize draws standing-room only crowd
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MrTim
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Posted: 17 May 2010 at 4:11am |
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Safelite AutoGlass to expand into TV screen repair; Massive television ad campaign planned
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Tiz
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Posted: 18 May 2010 at 12:16am |
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The Detroit Prostitute Union sues the maker of Bounty paper towels for using their slogan: The quicker picker-upper. The supreme court plans to absorb all this at a later date.
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MrTim
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Posted: 18 May 2010 at 4:05am |
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Expose! Hand models with fungus infections: Menace to society!
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MrTim
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Posted: 18 May 2010 at 11:49pm |
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Gulf oil spill spreads; Coast Guard issues warning advisory for Kansas beaches
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MrTim
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Posted: 19 May 2010 at 4:42am |
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Leaking Gulf oil well to be plugged with BP execs present at the site
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Posted: 19 May 2010 at 11:31pm |
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Albino Loch Ness monster sighted; Scottish nudist resort closes shore as precaution
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Tiz
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Posted: 19 May 2010 at 11:44pm |
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