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UN scientists deliver 'final warning' on climate crisis:  We'll all die in a few years if we don't act right now!  (Note: This is the final warning until the next final warning)

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/mar/20/ipcc-climate-crisis-report-delivers-final-warning-on-15c
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Fruit Roll-Ups warns stupid TikTokkers to not eat the wrapper;  Also just in, chat AI's trying to trick people into killing their spouses

https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/fruit-roll-ups-responds-to-tiktok-user-who-eats-wrapping/
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Survey finds that you're never too old for Animal Crackers, or Ginger Snaps, or any cookie;  Too old?  No.  Too fat, on the other hand...

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote radioandnascarfan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Apr 2023 at 5:48pm
I still enjoy animal crackers to this day.
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After 72 years, Orlando Sentinel newspaper drops daily TV listings;  "We made up some BS excuse as to why, but the real reason is that we couldn't get the TV networks to pay for it"
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President Trump to turn himself in on Tuesday;  Mugshot t-shirts expected to sell like hotcakes
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote radioandnascarfan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Apr 2023 at 5:44pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

President Trump to turn himself in on Tuesday;  Mugshot t-shirts expected to sell like hotcakes

I actually wouldn't doubt it.
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Cops busy, and it's not even a full moon yet:  Police arrest nude man in stolen school bus full of dead deer

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Cover your butt, you fools! James Webb telescope provides a new view of Uranus, scientists say it has never looked better
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Millions of your tax dollars spent on gov't lunches to discover something called "hunger";  Scientists prove that the human body can predict mealtimes

https://scitechdaily.com/scientists-prove-that-the-human-body-can-predict-mealtimes/
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Mad Magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee has passed on at 102. RIP;  When you fold in his casket, it reveals a snappy answer to a stupid question
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State Laws You Didn't Know About:  In Alaska, you are required to get a hunting license before killing large mosquitoes

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You can't blame inflation for this:  Marketing study finds that corn dogs are 25% smaller than they were 5 years ago
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Get ready to pay even more;  Utilities, gov't, drooling at possibility of charging you based on your income

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/faith-freedom-self-reliance/california-electrical-utilities-now-want-to-bill-you-based-on-your-income
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Scientists have announced that last year was the third-hottest year in human history; Just like they did the year before, and the year before that, and the year before that, and...
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The secret to writing hit TV sitcoms revealed:  Place unattractive people behaving badly in socially awkward situations and the plots pretty much evolve on their own as the actors improvise their lines
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Scientists have announced that last year was the third-hottest year in human history; Just like they did the year before, and the year before that, and the year before that, and...

It really seems like each year gets hotter.
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Cow hit by train flies 100 feet, kills man urinating on railroad tracks;  Nearby man narrowly avoided being struck by the flying animal, no word if he had to change his pants afterward

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12004403/Pensioner-urinating-train-track-killed-flying-cow-hit-carriage.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
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What's next after CNN?  Don Lemon declares that she's now a woman, will soon join The View as a co-host
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A good part of Yosemite National Park has been closed due to flooding;  However, the bad parts are still open to visitors


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Study finds that hospitals want to keep their customers happy:  More than 50% of patients asked the doctor to wear an alien mask during their last colonoscopy so they "would feel more comfortable"
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This is not the room service you ordered:  Hotel night manager charged after guest woke up to him sucking on his toes

https://newschannel9.com/news/local/nashville-middle-tennessee-tn-hotel-guest-wakes-up-to-an-intruder-sucking-on-his-toes
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Poor? Homeless?  Then you might want to stay out of Canada;  1 in 4 Canadians would have no problem with killing you

https://www.frontpagemag.com/1-in-4-canadians-agree-with-euthanizing-the-poor/
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Does it sometimes feel like something is crawling under your skin?  Epidermists say it might be a possibility, as there are tiny tropical parasites that actually do that
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Federal Felon to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated;  Martha Stewart lands cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue at age 81


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