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    Posted: 30 Jul 2018 at 7:57pm
Lo Loestrin Fe, the brand name assigned to Allergan's latest in birth control convenience for the on-the-go woman, has launched new ads, all with the same theme:  The Woman Who Knows What She Wants vs. What She'll Get Iffin' She Gets Knocked Up, i.e., morning sickness, changing diapers, etc.

Enjoy:


Now, what to do about the bf's head lice (see at 00.27)  LOL
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LoLo... for when you're on the down low.



Good idea for background music for the ad?

Don't pull your pants, before I go down
Don't turn away, this is my time
Don't make demands, I don't take none
Just say a prayer that it gon' get done

Don't pull your pants before I go down
Don't turn away, this is my time
Like a shotgun needs an outcome
I'm your prostitute, you gon' get some

Like a shotgun needs an outcome
I'm your prostitute, you gon' get some

Go ahead, go way low, where I can do no harm
Go ahead, go way low in my honey lovin' arms
Go ahead, go way low, where I can do no wrong
Got you around my finger like a lonely lover's charm

Like a lonely lover's charm

And 'cause I can, I'm gon' go west
Just like a man, I'm the fortress
Like a shotgun, I can't be outdone
I'm your prostitute, you gon' get some

Like a shotgun needs an outcome
I'm your prostitute, you gon' get some

Go ahead, go way low, where I can do no harm
Go ahead, go way low in my honey lovin' arms
Go ahead, go way low, where I can do no wrong
Got you around my finger like a lonely lover's charm

Go ahead, go
Go ahead, go
Go ahead, go
Go ahead, go
Go ahead, go
Go ahead, go
Go ahead

Go ahead, go way low, where I can do no harm
Go ahead, go way low in my honey lovin' arms
Go ahead, go way low, where I can do no wrong
Got you around my finger like a lonely lover's charm

Like a lonely lover's charm
Like a lonely lover's charm
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Not to be confused with Lola.  Lola is a gal who can partay, but she don need no birth control.

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I was trying to find this commercial a few days ago.
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What. The. Hell?

Lola from the Kinks came to mind. Oddly this hiphop tune also did, from "Flo Rida" ( I ONLY know of this terrible yet popular rap/dance tune when I hit a bar, a few years ago. Im too old for that nonsense anymore..lol)

Lyrics:
"Next thing you know
Shawty (pronounced "Shorty") got low low low low low low low low"

Translation of "got low" - Female dancing with her buttocks close to the dance floor shaking it in the process. This dance move can impress and stimulate the human male - or woman, especially if "Baby got back"

---- *"Got back" - Large plumpy female buttocks, a term made popular in the early 1990's


LoLo dropped the ball!


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As always, read the fine print in the advertising...





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"If you're a women on the go-go, but also a bit of a ho-ho, then make sure you get some LoLo, save a man some child support dough-dough!" Embarrassed
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Originally posted by Dervrak Dervrak wrote:

"If you're a women on the go-go, but also a bit of a ho-ho, then make sure you get some LoLo, save a man some child support dough-dough!" Embarrassed


That was a NO-NO!!!!   

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Dervrak Dervrak wrote:

"If you're a women on the go-go, but also a bit of a ho-ho, then make sure you get some LoLo, save a man some child support dough-dough!" Embarrassed


That was a NO-NO!!!!   

Even if the girl tells you she's on the LoLo, you should wrap your wiener, doncha know know.  Wink  LOL
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Even if the girl tells you she's on the LoLo, you should wrap your wiener, doncha know know.  Wink  LOL


Either that or just use your big toe-toe.

Yeah I know. That was awful.



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Have some Aloe, with your Lo Lo on your camel toe on hump day.

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Sex sex sex, Food-Sleep-Sex!  Let's get our priorities in order!


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I know LoLo means to dance like you said , but where I live it means cheating on your spouse . not a girlfriend , that's " outside " or just side .or if it's a one night stand with someone you never knew prior is strange , like sex with a stranger ?.but I've also heard that men of a certain melanin level , when theyre keeping it LoLo ..means they have gay tendency ? Men keeping their LoLo on the low side of secret ?
It grinds my gears
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