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    Posted: 25 Nov 2010 at 12:00am
December is almost here so that means that obnoxious target house wive is also back....Dear lord I really do not like this woman. She's annoying and each time she gives that fake plastic ridden smile I want to face palm. At the same time I find her hilarious because she's so over the top...But yeah....
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Is this the wench with the blond hair who's on the internet ads, shaking a package that says Savings? I just ranted about her in the Internet Ads section. I couldn't believe how annoying she was.
 
Is she the same maniac who hasn't slept in days and is on the tredmill? Dear me.
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I believe she is. Wears a red dress and is doing really insane stuff just to get ready for the big sale? If so...That's her.
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That smile is creepy...
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Kristen Wiig on SNL is the best Target lady....
 
 
 
 
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Big Momma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2010 at 3:06am
These ads make me so angry!! I hate them so much!! I said to my Husband "If this crap continues for the next month I might just lose my mind"!!!
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I love Maria Bamford but I can't stand these commercials.

Now every time I go to the gym and see someone on the eliptical machine I think of the damn commercial.
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I've never really heard of her. But I saw her online promo on YouTube. It doesn't take a scientist with a goddamn Ph.D to figure out that this shrew is annoying beyond a capacity that is humanly possible and I saw said promo without the sound.
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Oh, good!  I was hoping someone had brought this up.  This--person--is so annoying she gives Mike Rowe a run for his money.  I'm actually sitting here comparing their respective levels of potential aggravation.

I think she wins this one.  The ad where she's clicking something and singing "Carol of the Bells" makes me want to scream.  Steam roller, meet the Target Lady. 

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Man, that lady gives me the creeps. I hate her smile!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ProudHeart86 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2010 at 9:34pm
Ugh, the one where she has her face plastered to the door as everyone is lined up for the 4 AM sale.  Her smile actually kind of scared me the first time I saw it... 
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Oh Gawwwwd I was hoping we wouldn't see anymore of her now that Black Friday is over. Now tonight I see her singing carols into the Christmas cards! All I can say is damn her, damn the ad exec that greenlit this campaign, and damn Target for accepting such worthless drivel of a pitch. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Williams Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Nov 2010 at 6:25am
Man that women is annoying,everytime i see her it makes me wanna Break every bone in her wretched body,As She is a Communist,Because she looks like one 
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Naw, usually communists don't approve of buying things.
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Originally posted by Synesthesia Synesthesia wrote:

Naw, usually communists don't approve of buying things.
 
Well, maybe except for vodka.
 
 
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Yeah YOU go ahead and go into any Target and open every card and record your voice like that stupid bimbo does..and see what happens........SECURITY!!
What are they thinking?? I can picture some kid doing  that and thinking it's cute..."The crazy  lady did it on the commercial mommy...so why is the man in the blue uniform taking  us to the manager's office?"Confused
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Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

Yeah YOU go ahead and go into any Target and open every card and record your voice like that stupid bimbo does..and see what happens........SECURITY!!
What are they thinking?? I can picture some kid doing  that and thinking it's cute..."The crazy lady did it on the commercial mommy...so why is the man in the blue uniform taking  us to the manager's office?"Confused


LOL 

I would SOOOO love to see that nutjob taken away in a straitjacket in the final installment of these ads...give the public what it wants!
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I imagine her screaming "Mumble mumble I'm not crazy" "MUMBLE MUMBLE I want my gifts,,,,mumble mumble I gotta get to that sale!! Mumble mumble"

I wish a Target truck would run over her.

What is it with that commercial where she's stuck to the glass of the front door of the Target store motionless. WTF is she dead, unconscious, what? WTF? 
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I have never seen these commercials.
 
I'd probably like them.
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Jimbo, I've only seen the greeting card one and thought it was hilarious.
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Looks like she needs to go back to the lunatic asylum....Wacko
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The Target one I saw on TV was the one where she is pressed up against a store window, presumably waiting for Black Friday, with a creepy smile,  and unblinking eyes, and pressing her hand against the window,  while "I'm All Out Of Love" by Air Supply plays. O.O I was like, "Is that a REAL woman in the red dress?" If it is, than that is fucing scary O.O She looked like a creepy mannequin, except that she had real flesh, meaning she was real! O.O.
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Is this thread talking about 2 different women?  I have only seen the blond lady with her hair pulled back.  These commercials make me want to scream because I don't understand the appeal; why would this woman make us want to shop at Target?  It seems like way too many commercials do this, I guess they think they are amusing, but many are not amusing and just come off stupid and annoying (to me).  The one where she sings into the Xmas cards doesn't make any sense either; you can see other people and a store clerk walk by and no one stops her.

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Originally posted by JasperGretsch JasperGretsch wrote:

I love Maria Bamford but I can't stand these commercials. Now every time I go to the gym and see someone on the eliptical machine I think of the damn commercial.


That's Maria Bamford!? No wonder why my acceptance of the Obsessive Target Lady has been growing like warm rising bread dough! Sorry, little in-joke there!

Here she is in non-Target mode: Maria Bamford website
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Jimbo, I've only seen the greeting card one and thought it was hilarious.
 
If you watch the video Tizzer posted, when it's finished, you can click on the ones along the bottom & see them all.
 
I actually have seen a couple of them.
 
You were right, the card one was pretty funny, as were most of them, but I'm sure I'd get sick of them pretty fast if I had to see them over & over.
 
A couple of them were just plain stupid.
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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