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    Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 3:03am
Has anyone but me noticed..especially as Flo grows larger and more immense..that Jamie, the obnozious anemic nerd sidekick..seems to be more the STAR of this adverfeces than the Floster? And no, I am not posting the damn ad..you all will be seeing it time after time soon enough. The chubbs asian chick that has been on a few ads gets her stupid price 'gun' from the Flomeister as Jamie pontificates in his geekly manner about its 'importance'..then appears to Flo throw under the bus but then gives her the 'really nice' thumbs up.ugh Ugh UGH..he is so incredibly cringe worthy...BUT at least he can actual make it across a ROOM without total exhaustion..unlike Flogurt.
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Just another case of "Hey-train-the-new-person-just-before-we-fire-you-because-we-can't-afford-wide-angle-lenses-anymore"...  LOL
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Or..'Jamie will do it..he'll do ANYTHING'...i wonder if Flo is experiencing job burnout? she SHOULD
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 6:06pm
 Just saw this less than an hour ago...it's the young people, moving up in the marketing world that make today's commercials such a hellish experience! Angry
 
"Brick and mortar, WHAT?" STFU!!
 
Sure! I am influenced by commercials. More and more are making me avoid their product.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 1:07am
Makes me miss those Progressive ads from mid oughts that had the white cgi Ford Explorers with the blue "PROGRESSIVE" letters on them zooming about. Oh and they had a song too "This is hoooow life should beeeee" Sure it was generic but man it looks like something DaVinci painted in comparison the current crap that's airing now!
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yes this flo turd is a highly UNPOLISHED creature.. and switching to anemic dorkball Jamie with his near Tourettes verbal expulsions aint gonna win any new 'fans'
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Jamie is a dork and needs to be thrown out the window along with Flo and that BOX! Why hasn't anyone smashed that thing yet? Fk off Progressive...like Geico, you aren't getting a phone call from me for your car insurance.
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Apparently, they felt Flo needed a partner/sidekick similar to the DriveTime girls, the Steak N' Shake Zen duo and of course, the Sonic dorks.

Duos tend to be funnier than solo acts. I guess because they can play one off the other.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jan 2017 at 9:26pm
Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:





Good one! Unfortunately to me the "talking about getting that money" gets easily stuck in my head I end up repeating it again and again. Luckily my head's filled with Gran Turismo 1 tunes there's no chance that I'll get the "money" song stuck in my head. How can anyone believe that the Progressive adverising is anything but a huge garbage barge is beyond me!
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

can we bring HULK in to SMASH this anemic bag of feces as well? BRAVO
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Pig''duh...i like ..duh...HIS WAY"Censored
this ACTUALLY made me feel SYMPATHY..for ..[ugh] Flo...{urp}
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Oh man, I HOPE "Jamie" is not the heir-apparent to Flo's legacy. He is not good looking, engaging, or funny in any way. At least Flo seemed warm and personable, until the commercials got old. Maybe the chubby girl who is handed the price gun by Flo (symbolic?) might be new the heir. She looks like she might prove to be funny. 
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she has made the rounds on alot of these ads..HEY, why not take that semi-retarded 'Skittle pox' chick and elevate HER to stardom, Progressive? Clearly her and Jamie could make quite a CHARISMATIC pair..and she has a better mustache then he will EVER grow.
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Disapprove'SkittlesPox' is (really) one of my very favorite commercials of all time.
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Note Flos strategic 'painting positioning' to hide her widening GIRTH...but vaseline lens actually makes her [gulp] semi-attractive...AHHH..feelings for FLO KILL ME NOW
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More from Jamie...I think he is buying Flo's lunch today.
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

More from Jamie...I think he is buying Flo's lunch today.
 

Saw this one last night, NO sign of Flo. I really do think they are phasing her out....finally
Jamie is not an improvement for these ads though. He comes off like a total weak bumbling idiot!

Off topic, I've said this before and was wrong...but we haven't see Toyota "Jan" since the end of December (Toyotathon slop) -  I think....maybe....hopefully we saw the last of her.
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Yet Pat the Toyota buffoon is now an INTERn--unpaid of course
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

[QUOTE=aka ron]More from Jamie...I think he is buying Flo's lunch today.
 
Saw this one last night, NO sign of Flo. I really do think they are phasing her out....finally
Jamie is not an improvement for these ads though. He comes off like a total weak bumbling idiot!
His new boss will be the box.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

[QUOTE=aka ron]More from Jamie...I think he is buying Flo's lunch today.
 
Saw this one last night, NO sign of Flo. I really do think they are phasing her out....finally
Jamie is not an improvement for these ads though. He comes off like a total weak bumbling idiot!
His new boss will be the box.
Yes, and since he's made of cardboard, he can just sh!t out a pink slip with Jamie's time comes!
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