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Lowellchris
Junior Executive Joined: 22 Apr 2018 Location: Lowell Indiana Status: Offline Points: 88 |
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Posted: 20 May 2018 at 5:30am |
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The new Vagisil commercial ...do you have feminine odor , and then a set of crosshairs lines up with her naughty bits . Then you need New Vagisil for when you're " not feeling so fresh ."
And what about when you have feminine itch ? Nothing will snatch the uncomfortable itches out of your britches like the new formula Vagisil , tired of having the police K9 unit growling at you when you walk into your High School or even worse , the job you get paid 70% of pay doing the same work a man gets full pay for ..Maybe if you didn't stink and itch at work you would get that promotion ? Still not as bad as the actual commercial. |
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It grinds my gears
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Jimbo
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MrTim
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Instead of using "crosshairs" to show how strong the odor was, Vagisil would have made a better point by showing a flock of seagulls being attracted to the area in question... |
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Jimbo
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They wanted to, but the band had a prior gig and they couldn't get out of it. Besides, this is what they look like now... Would've just come across as kinda pervy with this bunch sniffing around a lady's crotch. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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When I was young, that's how the guys proved a conquest to our buddies. |
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Thor
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Can't say my friends and I ever did that. If they wanted to, I'd probably stick my fingers up my own ass and give 'em a whiff they wouldn't forget. |
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OperatorStandingBy
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"Charlie, come over here and smell this!!!" - Jeff Foxworthy
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"I believe......if Cialis really works, shouldn't that couple be in the same bathtub?" - Bill Engvall
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aka ron
Honor Roll Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33539 |
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No! Say it ain't so! Exit only! |
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Fang
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Glad to see this site and so many of the original members is still here!!
My husband works at CVS in a seedy area of Dayton. Most of the women he sees in the store buying Vagisil are prostitutes. Got to rinse and renew the "goods" before their next customer... |
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Donathan
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Some CVS customers are weird. It was reported in the news in 2012 that one particular guy continued to buy and return enemas. CVS staff got suspicious of how often he was returning enemas and they found out that this sick cretin was using the enemas and then returning them by resealing/regluing the package to make it look like it hadn't been opened yet. CVS had to recall the enemas and notified the customers that already bought them. He's disgusting and foul! |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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MrTim
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That's nothing. A couple bought some CVS-brand condoms. 9 months later they returned the condoms for a refund, saying they were defective, showing a baby as proof. They got the refund, and left the baby behind, saying it was now CVS' responsibility. True story, it's on the internet somewhere too... |
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Ad nauseous
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LMAO! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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tikibagger
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THANK GOD this atrocity is not seen in the AZ area--taste? Values? NOT GOING THERE? not anymore
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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aka ron
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Welcome back, Fang! I'm new! Well, I'm old. Nevermind!.
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Erick Cartman
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Newsflash. It's called going to the gyno and not just lazily masking it up with Vagisil. At the very least, wash it with good old soap and water! |
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