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Stupid commercial meets stupid movie
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Just saw that one. More GIECO idiocy.
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 May 2017 at 11:35pm
Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

Stupid commercial meets stupid movie


I see no reason for a sequel other than the cash cow of merchandising! And boy, there is a LOT of merchandising! Unfortunately I've fallen for it too. I just had to get a bright green car called "Quicksand" from the Hot Wheels series.

I had to get it for the color nothing else. Bright green has been one of my favorite colors ever since I saw it on that 1971 Charger with the cool stripe in the original Gone In 60 Seconds back in early 2001. I now have a 1/64 replica of that car today!

I'm also gonna make it my mission to get the Milano 1/64 diecast model not because of the movie. But because of the color and design. I saw the original movie back in 2014 it was a fantastic movie, but I wouldn't put it to my top 10.
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Color = "Green Go"?
 
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With Geico sponsoring a movie...I may subscribe to YouTube Red! That's the only way I can watch commercials on Roku without being forced to watch dumbass commercials!

I hate that too because it's like this..."You don't want commercials? f**k You, Pay Us"!

What next...Geico: The Movie?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 May 2017 at 7:15pm
It should be against the law! The vomit these companies spew into our living rooms everyday!
Geico sucks donkey dicks!! 


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God! How I hate these assbags! They used to call this series 'Easier Done Than Said'.

A stupid waste of my time...I've been banned from their Facebook page.  I wonder why, the truth hurts those worthless slimeballs.  Angry


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Consider this, my friends and fiends. Is this the company that you want to insure you?

Did I ever mention how much I hate these f*ckers?


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God! I hate Geico!!


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jul 2017 at 7:45pm
Do you hate them because of their commercials, or because of some screwing they gave you or do you hate them simply because they're an insurance company?


...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
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I hate them because they are the ultimate offender of TV viewing pleasure.

Go ahead and love them, Jimbo. Pay their rates if you choose.

I will take my hate for them to my grave.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I hate them because they are the ultimate offender of TV viewing pleasure.

Go ahead and love them, Jimbo. Pay their rates if you choose.

I will take my hate for them to my grave.


I never said I love them or even like them.

And since I'm not a customer of theirs, I pay them no rates.

When it comes to car insurance, you might say I "go with the Flo..."



...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

God! I hate Geico!!




LOL I haven't laughed at a GEICO ad like that in a long time!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:




This is what I'd like to do to that kid's guitar... 

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^LOLLOL
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The best way to view these two videos is to watch them at the same time. Try to time it so that John Belushi's smashing of the guitar comes right after the kids guitar solo so it sounds like he smashed the kids guitar!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrCleveland Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Jul 2017 at 8:15pm
Here's a few more vids from the GEICO Page!...


I even saw one when I wanted to purchase free gems on an APP game! 12 seconds of bullsh*t...3 seconds of what they do!
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Guess who's been exhumed from the dead?

Brad. Dead
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Now there's a new crushed GEICO Commercial!...


I'm sooooo gonna make a parody of these crushed commercials and these f**ks do die while a guy walks by and sees the gore behind the thing and goes EW like Lucy Ricardo...




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Anduril Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Sep 2017 at 5:06am
For those of us in Hurricane Irma recovery-mode, there's a new reason to hate GEICO.
 
They are running ads on TV and radio encouraging their policyholders to file their claims early.
(Not that anyone will actually get paid early.)
 
What Geico is really doing is apply a thin veneer of "Hey, you should really switch to Geico for the next disaster because obviously we're on top of things if we're running these commercials."
 
Of course, the ads don't actually provide any useful information.
"Use our app, or go online..."
 
Yeah...., if we could do that, we probably wouldn't need your check!
No electricity, web glacially slow if it works at all, neighborhoods still submerged, and no matter what or when a claim is filed, it'll be months before Geico doles out the tittynope / pittance your untrained, newly-hired "expert" thinks is actually due in damages. 
 
I love it when they say "We're here to help you in this time of need."
Really?  "Grab that fence post over there!"  Angry
 
 
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When opportunity knocks...

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I saw this one last night while the Cleveland Indians (Go Tribe) try to beat the Damn Yankees...which they did after 13 Innings...sometimes 13 can be lucky!

But this Geico commercial came on...


What the f**k? Did Geico rip-off the famous SNL Cowbell Sketch?



And the cowbell sketch is 1000% better than what Geico would give us!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Oct 2017 at 5:27pm
Ah the triangle solo ad. Funny at first, mind numbingly stupid at repeated viewings. Seriously, what turd brain came up with this one!?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Oct 2017 at 5:43pm
Did I ever mention how much I hate Geico?  Another newer tard ad.


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