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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Once again, Geico has decided to interrupt my quiet and peaceful afternoon with more of their freaking bullcrap commercials.  God I hate them!  I was once quite accomplished in the martial arts, they are mocking the spirit and the level of skill, strength and dedication it takes to move through the ranks.  F*ck You Geico!!

I'm surprised he didn't use a dial-phone landline. 

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There's a new one where a neighbor using several different mowers is talking to a neighbor sticking out of a hedge! Then it cuts to a lady tipping over a gigantic watering pot to water plants. The reason? Who the knows! GEICO ads seem to make less and less sense. I miss the GEICO pothole!
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"Expect great savings and a whole lot more"....

STUPID FVCKING DECEIVING COMMERCIALS!

It's not fair!  How can they ruin my day like this? Do the math...How much money can YOU save with them?

NOT A F*CKING RED CENT!!


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And a whole lot more WHAT?  More double talk?  More aggressive sales tactics?  More runaround on insurance claims?  More than what you paid six months ago based on nothing?  More junk mail?
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

"Expect great savings and a whole lot more"....

STUPID FVCKING DECEIVING COMMERCIALS!

It's not fair!  How can they ruin my day like this? Do the math...How much money can YOU save with them?

NOT A F*CKING RED CENT!!



Yes...another f**king stupid Geico Commercial...I especially hate it when those are the ones that YouTube FORCES you to watch!
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The whole cut back to something bigger or better every time thing is so played out. Bro. 
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Anybody seen the the latest crap from GEICO? Some garbage featuring Zen Gardening. Specifically a room full of sand. It features a man and his wife blabbing about some stuff with him emptying his shoe of sand for extended time, her cutting leaves from a miniature tree, and him opening up a closet full of more sand. Heck, Progressive commercials make.more sense than this crap!
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But Geico has Gecko..and Pro has Flo.

...and the truly execrable JAMIE--whose new Glee ad is the utter WURST
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Zen garden Dead Dead


I think the Geico Motorcycle ads are slightly more annoying. Not even sure how that's possible.
Between "Gary" skipping work, to these d-bags. They look uncomfortable and unnatural riding a motorcycle. And the music sucks.




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It must be the dream job in the industry, for these dickweeds, to land a marketing blowjob at Geico!!  AngryAngry
All that education, all that practical experience?  Just to annoy the F*ck out of me?? F*ck you very much!!

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Uh who the is he?
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

It must be the dream job in the industry, for these dickweeds, to land a marketing blowjob at Geico!!  AngryAngry
All that education, all that practical experience?  Just to annoy the F*ck out of me?? F*ck you very much!!

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And to think Alanis Morissette was so upset he dumped her she wrote a song about it ("You Oughta Know").
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Uh who the is he?

The virtual unknown D List actor from Full House (Far left)

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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

It must be the dream job in the industry, for these dickweeds, to land a marketing blowjob at Geico!!  AngryAngry
All that education, all that practical experience?  Just to annoy the F*ck out of me?? F*ck you very much!!

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And to think Alanis Morissette was so upset he dumped her she wrote a song about it ("You Oughta Know").
I'm going to have to look up that song, I like Alanis.

Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

[QUOTE=Ad nauseous]Uh who the is he?

The virtual unknown D List actor from Full House (Far left)

Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

[QUOTE=Ad nauseous]Uh who the is he?

The virtual unknown D List actor from Full House (Far left)
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I remember him from one of those 'America's Stupidest People' shows.
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Damn! Sarge and I are seeing double.  Wink
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Oh now I know who you're talking about! Duh!

Oh now I know who you're talking about! Duh!
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Dave Coulier may actually be a C-list actor because Full House was a very popular sitcom, he did play a major role in it, and Alanis Morissette wrong a song about their breakup.  But as for talent, well, yeah, D.
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I do not like Alanis Morissette.

Fail to see the attraction to her or her.... stuff.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I do not like Alanis Morissette.

Fail to see the attraction to her or her.... stuff.
In total agreement.  Whenever anything by her comes on, I change the radio station just as fast as I do when changing the tv channel off of a Geico commercial.
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Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I do not like Alanis Morissette.

Fail to see the attraction to her or her.... stuff.
In total agreement.  Whenever anything by her comes on, I change the radio station just as fast as I do when changing the tv channel off of a Geico commercial.


Is it that gal with that ultra annoying song "Isn't It Ironic?" god how I HATE that song!
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I do not like Alanis Morissette.

Fail to see the attraction to her or her.... stuff.
In total agreement.  Whenever anything by her comes on, I change the radio station just as fast as I do when changing the tv channel off of a Geico commercial.


Is it that gal with that ultra annoying song "Isn't It Ironic?" god how I HATE that song!
That's the one.  She's very popular, but her voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
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Alanis is not on my playlist either.  It's just that when "You Oughta Know" was a hit, you couldn't get away from it.  She got extra mileage out of the song's popularity when Dave C. revealed that the song was really about him and their break up.  She's annoying.
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Alanis is not on my playlist either.  It's just that when "You Oughta Know" was a hit, you couldn't get away from it.  She got extra mileage out of the song's popularity when Dave C. revealed that the song was really about him and their break up.  She's annoying.

I like Morisette better than what's playing today...but she only had one good album and then it all went downhill from there.

And for Coulier...did his butt ever fall-off? Hence this...

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I hate that zen gardening crap. How stupid can you be? Who the hell is going to put all that sand in their house and who is going to have that much sand in their shoe? I believe America's Funniest Home Videos tried that funny stunt one time. Kinda dumb but not quite as obnoxious as this. Usually when I see a new one of these stupid things, I start yelling as soon as I realize it's Geico. Geico makes my brain hurt.
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