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NJtoTX wrote:

More song crap. Wild Thing part 2.

Wild Thing is a great motorcycle song. Build Me Up Buttercup is too soft.

Most songs from the 60's are still protected by copyright.

Buttercup Baby was a pretty good song.

I wouldn't call it a 60's crap song at all.

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.

Jimbo wrote:

Buttercup Baby was a pretty good song.

I wouldn't call it a 60's crap song at all.

it not the song per se

it the way that they use it

like the applebees ads that play an old hit by james brown and show

a bunch of stock footage a sizzlin meat

uninspired formulaic canned zero concept

we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream

Jimbo wrote:

Buttercup Baby was a pretty good song.

I wouldn't call it a 60's crap song at all.

Are you talking about "Build Me up Buttercup" by the Foundations?

Jimbo wrote:

Buttercup Baby was a pretty good song.

I wouldn't call it a 60's crap song at all.

I didn't recognize the song at all. I know the name of the song is not on the iSpot page.

Like RadioNascar guy, this is the only buttercup song I remember.

I can't complain but sometimes I still do

Its a pukey tie between boom chugalugga chockalocca and those &^%$ cloggers. The cloggers seem so smarmy. They need a parody where someone takes target practice on the cloggers. Especially that last snark ass brushing his teeth. Today, brushing his chompers, tomorrow, polishing a knob or 10 near you.

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Freaking Geico trying to make the impossible normal.. I hate them so much!

Let the stupid ass kid eat his bland pasta, f**k you very much, Geico!

I can't complain but sometimes I still do

HART wrote:

zippyjet wrote:

Its a pukey tie between boom chugalugga chockalocca and those &^%$ cloggers. The cloggers seem so smarmy. They need a parody where someone takes target practice on the cloggers. Especially that last snark ass brushing his teeth. Today, brushing his chompers, tomorrow, polishing a knob or 10 near you.

that's the spirit

beat the cloggers with snow shovels!

nice rant Zippy! Clap

Thank you for the thumbs up. Today I'm even in a more creative mood.

Your choice clogger destruction...

1. A nice little "tornader" blows through their apartment and sucks them all out like in the Wizzard of Oz theyd still be clogging as they get Hoovered out to space.

2. That snarky kid brushing his chompers clogged so much the glass on the mirror shattered. In a freak occurrence a shard of glass shears his pecker off so in a few years he will only be able to please those old men by clogging and using his mouth/chompers.

3. They clogged so much it shook major appliances loose that fell on top of them. With their last gasp they are air clogging on their ass till its check out time.

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^ Well, if you're talking about the Mormons who have 10 wives, they'd probably wanna neuter most of the males. How else could one guy score 10 wives?

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Thor wrote:

^ Well, if you're talking about the Mormons who have 10 wives, they'd probably wanna neuter most of the males. How else could one guy score 10 wives?

right! someone's gonna get the mmmm short end of the stick

In this day and age, many of the dudes are transitioning and the others are M4M

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thats a little harsh for the kid dont you think?

so now he becomes a peckerless polesmoker?

i dont think Mormons would approve of that at all

Sure its cruel and in bad taste but someone's got to do it. I believe a new reality show will be out soon...The real M4M of Mormons/Amish and Transitioned concubines of these two communities. And, those cloggers have Geico so even sans pecker he can either transition or, just stay a boy go round for the old men.

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