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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Tag Team - "Scoop, there it is!" Dead

There are kids AND adults who have no freggin idea who these 2 are, perhaps don't know the crappy early 90s tune.

I'll sadly always associate this with the 1993 Phillies, it was played to nauseam on local radio when they went to the World Series that year.







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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

More song crap. Wild Thing part 2.


Wild Thing is a great motorcycle song. Build Me Up Buttercup is too soft.
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this is a canned formula for them now 

just stick a woman of color in there and a royalty free crap song 

from the sixties and Bam we got a new Geico commercial 

not funny, not inspirational, not realistic, 

really f**king bad AngryAngryAngryWackoWackoWackoDeadDeadDead
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Most songs from the 60's are still protected by copyright.
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STUPID!

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Buttercup Baby was a pretty good song.

I wouldn't call it a 60's crap song at all.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

STUPID!

STUPID!
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I like this series of Geico ads, but I think the "clog problem" and the "aunt problem" are my favorites.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Buttercup Baby was a pretty good song.

I wouldn't call it a 60's crap song at all.

it not the song per se 

it the way that they use it 

like the applebees ads that play an old hit by james brown and show 

a bunch of stock footage a sizzlin meat 

uninspired formulaic canned zero concept 
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With the exception of rock music, I personally can't stand bagpipes. So annoying, especially when multiple people are doing it at once.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Buttercup Baby was a pretty good song.

I wouldn't call it a 60's crap song at all.

Are you talking about "Build Me up Buttercup" by the Foundations?
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all bagpipes should be destroyed 

preferably in a public square to set an example 

they are, have been, and will always be annoying 

but then so is fencing, clogging, etc...

Bagpipes were traditionally made from the skin of a whole animal, most often a sheep. The skin would be turned inside out and pipes would be placed where the legs and neck would have been. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jan 2021 at 5:03pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Buttercup Baby was a pretty good song.

I wouldn't call it a 60's crap song at all.
I didn't recognize the song at all.  I know the name of the song is not on the iSpot page. 

Like RadioNascar guy, this is the only buttercup song I remember.



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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

all bagpipes should be destroyed 

preferably in a public square to set an example 

they are, have been, and will always be annoying 

but then so is fencing, clogging, etc...

Bagpipes were traditionally made from the skin of a whole animal, most often a sheep. The skin would be turned inside out and pipes would be placed where the legs and neck would have been. 

My dad says that bagpipes sound like cats being tortured.
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Its a pukey tie between boom chugalugga  chockalocca and those &^%$ cloggers. The cloggers seem so smarmy. They need a parody where someone takes target practice on the cloggers. Especially that last snark ass brushing his teeth. Today, brushing his chompers, tomorrow, polishing a knob or 10 near you.
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Its a pukey tie between boom chugalugga  chockalocca and those &^%$ cloggers. The cloggers seem so smarmy. They need a parody where someone takes target practice on the cloggers. Especially that last snark ass brushing his teeth. Today, brushing his chompers, tomorrow, polishing a knob or 10 near you.

that's the spirit 

beat the cloggers with snow shovels!

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Freaking Geico trying to make the impossible normal.. I hate them so much!

Let the stupid ass kid eat his bland pasta,  f**k you very much, Geico!


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so they are Amish or something 

While bringing “Clogging” to life, we lucked out when the casting director found a real-life clogging family of six, The Tuckers, based in Utah


makes sense they would be Mormon or something  
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Its a pukey tie between boom chugalugga  chockalocca and those &^%$ cloggers. The cloggers seem so smarmy. They need a parody where someone takes target practice on the cloggers. Especially that last snark ass brushing his teeth. Today, brushing his chompers, tomorrow, polishing a knob or 10 near you.

that's the spirit 

beat the cloggers with snow shovels!

nice rant Zippy! Clap
 
Thank you for the thumbs up. Today I'm even in a more creative mood.
Your choice clogger destruction...
1. A nice little "tornader" blows through their apartment and sucks them all out like in the Wizzard of Oz theyd still be clogging as they get Hoovered out to space.
 
2. That snarky kid brushing his chompers clogged so much the glass on the mirror shattered. In a freak occurrence a shard of glass shears his pecker off so in a few years he will only be able to please those old men by clogging and using his mouth/chompers.
 
3. They clogged so much it shook major appliances loose that fell on top of them. With their last gasp they are air clogging on their ass till its check out time.
 
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2. That snarky kid brushing his chompers clogged so much the glass on the mirror shattered. In a freak occurrence a shard of glass shears his pecker off so in a few years he will only be able to please those old men by clogging and using his mouth/chompers.

thats a little harsh for the kid dont you think?

so now he becomes a peckerless polesmoker? 

i dont think Mormons would approve of that at all 

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^ Well, if you're talking about the Mormons who have 10 wives, they'd probably wanna neuter most of the males. How else could one guy score 10 wives?

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^ Well, if you're talking about the Mormons who have 10 wives, they'd probably wanna neuter most of the males. How else could one guy score 10 wives?

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right!  someone's gonna get the mmmm short end of the stick 
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


^ Well, if you're talking about the Mormons who have 10 wives, they'd probably wanna neuter most of the males. How else could one guy score 10 wives?

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right!  someone's gonna get the mmmm short end of the stick 
 
In this day and age, many of the dudes are transitioning and the others are M4M
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so your saying go to utah if you want a cock donated?

"hey doc you got any of those in white?"
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thats a little harsh for the kid dont you think?

so now he becomes a peckerless polesmoker? 

i dont think Mormons would approve of that at all 
 
Sure its cruel and in bad taste but someone's got to do it. I believe a new reality show will be out soon...The real M4M of Mormons/Amish and Transitioned concubines of these two communities. And, those cloggers have Geico so even sans pecker he can either transition or, just stay a boy go round for the old men.
 
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HOLY sh*t ZIPPY! LOL

the poor kids getting passed around like a dobbie!
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