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    Posted: 09 Sep 2018 at 4:51pm
ConfusedDriving out of The Swamp I passed a flea-bag hotel where a retarded & horny 3-legged dog was messing with a cat. Dog was short 1 rear leg and I suspect was about to lose a pecker...
 
I think today is bound to be another strange day....Confused
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The first thing I noticed today was the first thing I notice every day...

That I'm awake.

That always happens as soon as the alarm cat goes off.
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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I meant looking beyond one's own selfishy little self...what does the world have in store for YOU?
For me today, it was seeing possibly the world's most stupid dog meet one big, fat mean cat.
That could only mean the day holds even more stupidity.
 
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First thing that I noticed today was that some assbonnet had stolen most of my cigarettes -- the pack was nearly full when I retired around midnight, but only had four smokes in it when I got up a couple of hours ago and went to fire up my first C of the day. Stern Smile

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Originally posted by Angry McPisseron Angry McPisseron wrote:

First thing that I noticed today was that some assbonnet had stolen most of my cigarettes -- the pack was nearly full when I retired around midnight, but only had four smokes in it when I got up a couple of hours ago and went to fire up my first C of the day. </span>Stern Smile


Who else lives with you, Ang?

I thought you and your mom lived together.

She wouldn't cop your smokes, would she?

Time to start keeping your smokes under your pillow I guess.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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