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THE PHRASE

"TOYS US...WHERE KIDS ARE A BIG DEAL!"

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Cigerette Lighter/Flashlight




(Red LED version).

?SOME FARTKOCKER (A REAL BUNGSNOIPE) LISTENED TO THE ANTHRAX SONG "INVISIBLE" BUT FAILED TO GET OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND FAILED TO GO TO A PARTY  ERROR IN 27648

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New evaluation: Mini Purple Class Laser Beam Black Keychain

 
http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/bluray17.htm

?SOME TOTAL ASSHAT (A TRUE BUNGSNOIPE) PLAYED "URI-NOT" ON HIS COMMODORE 64 AND ACTUALLY WANTED THE BULLY TO KICK THE WALLTOLIET OFF THE WALL  ERROR IN 0

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Fluorescence of a uranated* glass marble when irradiated with the 405nm 5mW Violet Purple Blue Beam Laser Pen






 
*"Uranated" - infused with an oxide anion of uranium, *NOT* piddled (urinated) on.
Commonly referred to as "Vaseline glass" because it has a distinct pale yellow-green color when not being irradiated.


Pleze noat speleng: "urAnated", not  "urEnated","urInated", "urOnated", "urUnated", or sometimes "urYnated".

?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) DRESSED UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON THE SIMPSONS) AND HUCKED A GIANT PINK URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD KLOWN, CAUSING THE KLOWN TO EXAMINE THE OFFENDING ITEM AND RATHER LOUDLY EXCLAIM, "A URANATOR MINT?!?"  ERROR IN 44444

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If I've asked this once, I've asked it 31,054,500 times:
What in the name of Davy Jones' locker is a "URANATOR" anyway?
Is it anything like a pisscan, a urinator, or for God sakes, even a URINAL?!?

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Fluorescence of the 2009 NIA Commemorative Insulator in Uranated* Glass when irradiated with the 405nm 5mW Violet Purple Blue Beam Laser Pen







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"Uranated" - infused with an oxide anion of uranium, *NOT* piddled (urinated) on.
Commonly referred to as "Vaseline glass" because it has a distinct pale yellow-green color when not being irradiated.


Pleze noat speleng: "urAnated", not  "urEnated","urInated", "urOnated", "urUnated", or sometimes "urYnated".

?SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE (A TRUE WASTOID) GOT HIS HANDS ON A FRANKLIN LANGUAGE MASTER, TYPED THE WORD "URANATE" INTO IT, WAS VERY DISMAYED THAT THE PRODUCT DID NOT HAVE A DEFINITION, AND SLAMMED IT INTO A PRE-POSITIONED DUSTBIN (GARBAGE CAN) TIGHTLY BOLTED TO HIS KITCHEN FLOOR  ERROR IN 32767

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11-27-10
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only two updates planned for my website today. The first is an update to my Portable Stage Lights evaluation to add two more multiple battery discharge analyses to it, and the second is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE!!!

We can do without the crack pipe...er...uh...the "{vulgar slang term for male tallywhacker (five letters, starts with 'P' and ends with "R", rhymes with "meter" {P373R})} stuck in the {vulgar slang term for walltoilet (seven letters, starts with "P" and ends with "N", sort of rhymes with "dishpan" P!$$[4N)}" text today.
 
The posted evaluation of the Portable Stage Lights was updated on two other BBSs.


This is the Portable Stage Lights unit.


This is an example of one of the battery discharge analyses that I performed on the Portable Stage Lights.

A second battery discharge analysis with LEDs + lasers on and with the motor deactivated.
Runtime 4:12.
Again, this is until total product extinction (no lasers or LEDs).



And this is my "Picture du Jour".

An old car being advertised for $ale.
The sign reads "Runs and drives", yet the right front tire (or "tyre" if you prefer) is flat. Doesn't drive very well with a flat in my opinion. :-/
Along Military Rd. S. in Federal Way WA. USA.
Photograph was taken on the late-morning of 07-17-09.

My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.

I have no outside trips planned for today.

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Fluorescence of the orangish body of the Edmund Scientific Rainbow (Diffractive) Glasses when irradiated with the Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser





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RATTUS NORWEGICUS IS YOUR
TAXANOMIC NOMENCLATURE
AN ENDOTHERMIC QUADRAPED,
SEMINOCTURNAL BY NATURE
YOUR VISUAL, OLFACTORY,
AND AUDITORY SENSES
CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR RECREATIONAL SKILLS
AND NATURAL DEFENSES.

I FIND MYSELF INTRIGUED
BY YOUR DENTAL BRUXATIONS
A SINGULAR DEVELOPMENT
OF RATTAL COMMUNICATIONS
THIS OBVIATES YOUR BASIC
HEDONISTIC PREDILECTION
FOR THIS IS HOW YOU
DEMONSTRATE AFFECTION

TREE EMBRYOS AND YOGURT
ARE QUITE ESSENTIAL FOR YOUR VISCERENCE
YOU WOULD NOT BE SO MOTILE
IF YOU LACK THEIR SUCCULENCE
AND WHEN NOT CURLED UP
BEING NOCTURNAL IN YOUR QUARTERS
CAPTIVE VEGETATION FALLS
AND INSULATORS BECOME MARTYRS

O MISSY, THE COMPLEX LEVELS
OF BEHAVIOUR YOU DISPLAY
CONNOTE A  FAIRLY WELL-DEVELOPED
COGNITIVE ARRAY.
AND THOUGH YOU ARE NOT SENTIENT, MISSY,
AND DO NOT COMPREHEND,
I NONETHELESS CONSIDER YOU
A TRUE AND VALUED FRIEND






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11-29-10: U Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser (BG) (P) (S) (Same-day update)
Added another spectrographic analysis from a second Arctic by an expert in lasers & optics.
11-29-10: U Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser (BG) (P) (S)
Performed spectroscopy (pronounced "") of two different products when irradiated with this laser.
11-29-10: U ICON Rogue 1 Flashlight (2) (P) (S)
Performed spectroscopy (pronounced "") of fluorescence of the lanyard for this flashlight when irradiated with the above laser.
11-29-10:  U Spectrographic analyses of fluorescence in objects when irradiated with the Arctic laser (2)
Performed spectroscopy (pronounced "") of two different products when irradiated with the above laser.
11-29-10: U Magic Touch Color-Changing LED Light Set (S)
Shot a video of them changing from multicolor to orange and back, and posted it to YourTube.
11-29-10: U Color-Changing Christmas Globes (S)
Shot a video of them in action and posted it to YourTube.
11-29-10: U Canon Powershot G3 Digital Camera (S)
Digital zoom feature has gone to pot.
11-29-10:  U Picture du Jour
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GE #D36 Satan Bright Incandescent Christmas Bulb in Blue-Green




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YOU'VE GOT ENEMAIL!                                     GETTING MALARIA FROM FAUCET HANDLES
FROWN FOR THE CAMERA                                I SPELL "KNIFE" WITH AN "N"
SQUIDWARD DESTROYING A URANATOR         A FLEA IN HER HELMUT
SELLING A DIRTY TOWEL                                 GETTING STUNG BY THE CHEERIOS BEE
I'D LIKE TO BUY A "G"                                      DRINK LIKE THE DOG DOES...FROM THE TOLIET
GETTING A DOUBLE TWERPECTOMY                  WE ARE BEING HAILED BY THE BORG
DIET OF GARBAGE FOOD                                  PLANKTON'S A BUNGKNOCKER
DRAKE PARKER WRECKING A DUNE BUGGY      DISPOSABLE AMOEBAS
GOING JELLYFISHING FOR PETE SAKES              BARBIE STEALING A BANK CARD
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Fluorescence of a Small Piece of Orange Paper when irradiated with the Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser




 
?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) DRESSED UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON THE SIMPSONS) AND HUCKED A GIANT PINK URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD KLOWN, CAUSING THE KLOWN TO EXAMINE THE OFFENDING ITEM AND RATHER LOUDLY EXCLAIM, "A URANATOR MINT?!?"  ERROR IN 44444

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New evaluation: Juggernaut LED Flashlight

 
http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/juggerna.htm

?SOME TOTAL BUNGSNOIPE (A TRUE BUTTWEED) MISREAD THE LABEL ON A BOX OF POTATO BUDS AS "POTATO BUGS", THOUGHT THAT HE HAD A BOX FULL OF BEETLES, SO HE CARRIED THE BOX TO THE BATHROOM, DUMPED IT IN THE S***BOWL, FLUSHED THE POTATO BUDS AWAY AND SUBSEQUENTLY HAD NO SMASHED POTATOES WITH HIS DINNER  ERROR IN 53280

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Fluorescence of the yellow-green parts of the remote control for the Tyco Gyromax R/C Vehicle when irradiated with the 405nm 5mW Violet Purple Blue Beam Laser Pen





?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE BUNGHOLE)  MISREAD THE LABEL ON A CAN OF FEBREZE AIR EFFECTS AS "POWDER AND PAMPERS", AND THOUGHT THAT THE AIR FRESHENER WOULD MAKE HIS HOUSE SMELL LIKE USED DISPOSABLE BABY TOLIETS (DIRTY DIAPERS)  ERROR IN 4096

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If I've asked this once, I've asked this 2,458,770 times:
What in the name of Davy Jones' locker are "TOLIETS" anyway? Cry
Are they anything like "tiolets", "tolets", or for Christ sakes even "TOILETS"?!? DeadAngrySleepyAngryDead

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Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have five updates planned for my website today. The first four concern my having taken photographs of the beams of three different lasers (the Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser, the Wicked Lasers Phoenix 80mW Green Laser,  the Handheld ~412nm Blu-ray (Violet-Emitting) Lase, and the Yellow (593.5nm) DPSS Laser Module) at night in moderate fog, and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE ;-)
 

This is one of the laser photographs that I published.
It shows the beam of the Handheld ~412nm Blu-ray (Violet-Emitting) Laser in fog.
Taken indoors through a window (that's why there appears to be a dim secondary beam) at 10:10pm PST on 12-01-10 (or "01 Dec. 2010" if you prefer).
 

This is another one of the "laser beam in fog" photographs I took.
It's of the Wicked Lasers Phoenix 80mW Green Laser.
Taken indoors through a window (that's why there appears to be a dim secondary beam) at 10:10pm PST on 12-01-10 (or "01 Dec. 2010" if you prefer).
 

And this is my "Picture du Jour".
 
This is the Rascal model # 205 scooter that I had in the mid-1990s.
Note the stereo under the seat and the speakers on the seatback; plus the yellow LED headlight and the blue-green LED in the tiller ("handlebars").
 
My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.
 
I have no outside trips planned for today.


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New evaluation: Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser (2)
(This is the one I was asked by the manufacturer to attempt to destroy!)



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/arctic2.htm

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(SPOKEN WITH A PHONEY BRITISH ACCENT)
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WHAT,
SAVE MONEY?
HIP HIP CHEERIO!

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New evaluation (test equipment): Arctic 445nm LaserShades (2)

 
http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/lshades3.htm

?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) DRESSED UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON THE SIMPSONS) AND HUCKED A GIANT PINK URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD KLOWN, CAUSING THE KLOWN TO EXAMINE THE OFFENDING ITEM AND RATHER LOUDLY EXCLAIM, "A URANATOR MINT?!?"  ERROR IN 44444

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Fluorescence of a uranated* glass marble when irradiated with the Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser (2)





*
"Uranated" - infused with an oxide anion of uranium, *NOT* piddled (peed) on.
Commonly referred to as "Vaseline glass" because it has a distinct pale yellow-green color when not being irradiated.


Pleeze noat spelinng: "urAnated", not  "urEnated","urInated", "urOnated", "urUnated", or sometimes "urYnated".

?SOME BOMBMAKER LISTENED TO THE SONG "TIME BOMB" BY BILLY SQUIER, BUILT HIMSELF A TIME BOMB, A TICKY TALKY TIME BOMB, AND WHEN HE LEFT TO GET CAT LITTER, SOME TOTAL WASTOID (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) CUT THE SPEAKER WIRES, SET THE BOMB TO GO OFF AT 2:37AM, SLID IT UNDER THE BOMBMAKER'S BED, SUBSEQUENTLY CAUSING THE BOMBMAKER TO GET BLOWN UP AT 2:37AM AND SUBSEQUENTLY BECOME WORM FOOD  ERROR IN 36864

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Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser (2) (on low) *AFTER* the first "kill test" to check for wavelength drift





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?SOME FARTKNOCKER (A TRUE ASSCLOWN) WATCHED "SPACE: 1999" ON THE BOOB TUBE,
KYPED AN EAGLE FROM MOONBASE ALPHA, TRIED TO FLY IT TO KRONOS (THE KLINGON
HOMEWORLD), PISSED OFF THE KLINGON HIGH COUNCIL -- WHO SENT TWO BIRDS OF PREY TO
INTERCEPT THE EAGLE AND HOSE IT DOWN WITH DISRUPTORS, CAUSING THE ASSCLOWN TO
BECOME GAGH FOOD  ERROR IN 52224
   
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("Gagh" is Klingon serpent worms, a Klingon delicacy.
       Gagh is said to be best when served live.)


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Wicked Lasers Phoenix 80mW Green Laser





?SOME ASSMUNCH (A TRUE BUTTSNOIPE) WATCHED VIVA PIÑATA ON TV, NOTED HOW ELLA ELEPHANILLA SAID "DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON?", AND SPENT THE REST OF HIS DAY CHECKING THE STOVE  ERROR IN 36864

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?SOME DIMBULB PHUCKWEED (A TRUE ASSCLOWN) BOUGHT A PAK RAT UPRIGHT COIN-OP ARCADE VIDEO GAME FROM EBAY, PLAYED THE LIVING TWEEDLE OUT OF IT, AND SUBSEQUENTLY BECAME ADDICTED TO PAK RAT FOR CHRIST SAKES  ERROR IN 36864

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12-11-10
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only four updates planned for my website today. The first two are updates to both of my Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser evaluations to add videos of them failing to pop popcorn (though copious amounts of smoke were emitted from the corn kernels), the third concerns my having performed spectroscopy of the 2009 NIA Commemorative Insulator in uranated glass when irradiated with the Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser (2), and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE ;-)
 
We can do without the run over & subsequently broken bowl (pot pipe)...er...uh...the "{vulgar slang term for whacked or unwhacked male pee-pee (four letters, three consonants & one vowel, starts with 'D' and ends with "K", rhymes with "stick" {|}!{K})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain uranator (ten letters, six consonants & four vowels, starts with "W" and ends with "T", doesn't rhyme with anything {VV411701!37}" text this morning. :O

The posted evaluations of the two lasers were updated on two other BBSs.



This is my "Picture du Jour".

Christmas Town (or Christmas Village) for 2010; my stepmother's own decorating job is being showcased here.

My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.

I have no outside trips planned for today.


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Fluorescence of the green safety stripes of a LEDTronics VestLED when irradiated with the Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser (2)







LOAD"TWEEDLE",8,8

SEARCHING FOR TWEEDLE
LOADING

READY.
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SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) SAW THE DISCLAIMER "DON'T STEAL
THIS CONTENT OR I'LL 'NOCK' 'UH' 'WAL'-'MOWNTID' 'PORSELEN' 'URANATER' 'OPH'
'THUH' 'WAUL' 'AHND' 'BETE' 'THUH' 'LIVVENG' 'TWEADLE' 'OWT' 'UV' 'ITT' 'WITHH'
'YER' 'PHAVOURET' 'NEW' 'GALPH' 'KLUBBZ'" -- HE STOLE THE CONTENT OF THAT WEB
PAGE ANYWAY, AND YOU CAN JUST GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT URANATOR.
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Fluorescence of a tritium Glow Ring when irradiated with the Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser (1)







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HUDSON IS A PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA
THE BIG PHUCKING WET ARMPIT PUDDLES BAND
SQUIDWARD TORTELLINI
FABULOUS EMBOUCHURE FOR BASS GUITARISTS
TIME TO FEED THE GARBEAR!
CHRYSALIDS OF COCKROACHES
THROWING TV SETS AT CARS
STUBBING YOUR TOE FOR SCIENCE
DO NOT LOOK INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE
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Fluorescence of the orangish-red body of the Extreme Light when irradiated with the Wicked Lasers Spyder 3 Arctic 445nm 1W Blue Diode Laser (2)







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SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS"
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ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY FALSE LOVE SOLD TO ME,
FIVE CADMIUM RINGS!
FOUR S******G BIRDS,
THREE FRENCH HORNS
TWO TURTLE DUMPS,
AND A CARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!
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